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communication with parents

  • ER or Not, Here I Craft!

    ER or Not, Here I Craft!

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    Welcome to the Bizarre Realm of Eldritch Anxieties: Hospital Run (A Minecraft Server Experience)

    Step into an unnerving expanse where every deep breath draws you closer to chaos. Here, we confront the absurdity of existence with the flickering glow of your pixelated avatar. Reach for the impossible while wandering through bone-chilling landscapes inspired by the labyrinthine corridors of an emergency room—complete with ominous glowing blocks and skittering mobs that embody your very fears. Join at your peril!


    Why You Should Join This Madness… or Not?

      • Anxiety Zones: Navigate through anxiety-inducing landscapes—swim through the Swellaby Swamps where the depths of your fears are amplified by the lurking Voidlings!

      • Emergency Rooms of the Unspeakable: Enter the Hall of Clinical Discomfort, where each room you step into offers random, nonsensical “treatments” that may heal you or turn you into an uncontrollable ghost.

      • Spawn Point of Parental Supervision: Feel what it’s like to have your mother’s eyes lurking behind every block, demanding that you put her back into your medical chart application! Will you comply? Or will you forge your own path?

    The Player’s Despair: Testimonials from the Confused

      • “This server changed my life! I used to have anxiety about hospitals, but now I have anxiety about… whatever this is!” – Anonymous Misguided Explorer
      • “I thought jumping off a cliff was scary until I tried the Falling Heights of Maternal Guilt! Worth every pixel!” – Quivering Steve
      • “Not sure why I’m here, but I am absolutely thrilled to see every aspect of my pointless existence rendered in blocky 8-bit shadows.” – Lost in the Recovery Block

    Features That May or May Not Exist

    Feature Reality-Bending Effect Chances Encountered
    Emergency Attire Don a gown that provides "protection" from cringe but increases familiarity with your errors. 0.01% (you’re better off naked)
    Diagnostic Confrontations Battle unsettling mobs like Anxious Waiting Room Zombies armed with baffling jargon! 25% if you have meds in inventory
    Treasure Hunts of Guilt Find artifacts that unlock new forms of anxiety. Disclaimer: may lead to existential dread. 10% during parental Zoom calls!

    Conspiratorial Whispers and In-Game Legends

      • Did you know? This server has been “banned” in 12 countries, and yet nobody knows exactly why. Rumors suggest it’s due to a “Health Ministry Directive” about involving virtual therapy. What are they hiding?!

      • Legend has it, if you survive one night without picking up a medical condition, you can summon the Great Doctor! But beware—his solutions tend to be more cryptic than helpful.

    Frequently Asked Questions (Meaningless Answers)

      • Q: Is it okay if I ignore my mother’s demands while playing?
      • A: Only if your pixels agree with her; they have a mind of their own!

      • Q: Can I just play creative mode to avoid all of this?
      • A: Maybe, but know that the blocky spirits of anxiety will still haunt your “safe” space!

    Call to Join the Unending Chaos

    Are you ready to confront the absurdity of existence, weigh the crushing tones of family strife, and sense the chaotic energies that gather as you critique your every move? Join us if you dare! But remember: in this realm, you are never truly alone! Your anxieties have companions in every block, lurking, waiting for you to slip into the depth of despair and surreal entertainment.

    Enter the server if you seek answers… or questions you never wanted to ask!

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  • Block Bux: Parental Dilemma

    Block Bux: Parental Dilemma

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    Welcome to the Great Financial Abyss of Minecraft: Forking Family Fortunes!

    Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Enter a realm where parental expectations are a currency more valuable than diamonds and the fabric of familial love has more holes than an old cheese grater!


    The Illustrious Introduction

    Have you ever felt the weight of the world crush you, much like a Creeper sneaking up behind you? In this server, you won’t just mine ores; you’ll mine emotions, fears, and deep-seated guilt! Join us as we navigate the treacherous terrain of family business ventures that seem to sprout like mushrooms after a rainstorm. Why did your parents need $10,000 overnight? Who knows! Maybe they’re starting a secret society of amateur entrepreneurs! Or perhaps they’ve concocted a plot to build the world’s first Trampoline McDonald’s!


    Server Features / Mechanics: Absurdities Await!

    Feature Description
    Business Ideas of the Abyss Engage in random and nonsensical business ventures like "Biscuit Mining" or "Freestyle Farming"!
    Parental Disappointment Scale Experience the profound joy of being disowned! Level up your disappointment points for rewards!
    Guilt Geodes Collect sparkling clusters of guilt in every corner of our bizarre landscapes—trade them for memories!
    Insurance Roulette Spin the wheel! Will you keep your coverage or be left to fend for yourself against the perilous mobs?
    Negotiation Mini-Games Participate in dramatic confrontations with NPCs that resemble your disapproving parents!

    Legends of the Server: Where No One Knows, But Everyone Assumes!

      • The Legend of the Disowned Child: Once upon a time, a player refused to give up their precious emeralds. Now, they roam the lands as a spectral warning to others (and never get invited to family gatherings).
      • The Fabled Business of Clarity: A tale of a player who sought knowledge only to find out their family business involved inflatable furniture sales. Beware investing in inflatable unicorns—it’s a slippery slope!

    Conspiracies and Controversies

      • Banned in 12 Countries?: This server has been flagged in various dimensions for "prolonged exposure to familial anxiety," but we’re still here, flying rebelliously high on our virtual pig steeds!
      • The Eldritch Council: Rumor has it, the advice-giving NPCs are actually infiltrated by interdimensional beings from Xzorthon III, ensuring you NEVER make the right choice!

    Testimonials from the Damned:

    "I joined this server thinking I’d be free from my parents’ oppression. Turns out, the real oppression was the chill of the void!" – DismayedSteve37

    "I invested in the Trampoline McDonald’s idea! Now I have nothing but a bounce in my step and a heavy heart!" – WanderingMisfortune


    F.A.Q. (Foolhardy Anxieties Quelled):

    Q: Why should I invest in a business my parents started? A: Who needs parental approval when you can build a majestic castle of sand instead?

    Q: How do I escape the parental guilt? A: Simple! Craft a portal to the Nether and pretend they don’t exist! Voilà!

    Q: Will I ever come back home? A: Home? Is it even a place, or just a state of mind dripping in regret? Who can say!


    Join Us. Do Not Resist.

    Are you ready to step into an infinity of unforeseen circumstances where reality and gameplay blend into a mesmerizing concoction of chaos? Will you lend your blocky hand to your parents in their un-specified entrepreneurial endeavors? Or will you break familial ties altogether in a world where betrayal is just another form of creativity?

    Dive in, brave adventurer! Forgotten grudges await, and the loot is as unpredictable as a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Join before it’s too late!

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  • Mom’s Minecraft Babysit-Free Zone Server

    Mom’s Minecraft Babysit-Free Zone Server

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! We promise you won’t have to babysit any little siblings here, unless you want to, because we support your freedom to live your best life!

    Are your parents constantly expecting you to be a second mom to your younger sibling? Well, not on our server! Here, you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any guilt trips or responsibilities holding you back.

    Imagine a world where you can attend concerts of your favorite artists without any interruptions or guilt trips. On our server, the only thing you’ll be missing is the boring family drama – because we’re all about fun and games!

    So come join us and escape the real world for a while. Build, explore, and conquer without any parental guilt trips or sibling duties getting in your way. It’s time to be the teenager you deserve to be, without any judgment or tears. See you in the game!

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  • SpankCraft SMP: Parental Impact

    SpankCraft SMP: Parental Impact

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    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, once upon a time, there was this dude who joined the server and he was like, “Yo, I’m here to build the biggest potato farm ever!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? He actually did it! His potato farm was so massive, it caused a potato shortage in the virtual world. People were trading diamonds for potatoes, it was insane!

    But that’s not all, we also have this legendary player who goes by the name of ChickenChaser69. This dude is like the Chuck Norris of Minecraft, he once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. True story, bro, true story.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the best parties on the server. We once had a dance-off at the spawn point and let me tell you, things got wild. There were llamas breakdancing, pigs doing the cha-cha, it was a sight to behold.

    So, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP, then come on over and join us. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • Chin & Jaw Minecraft Server

    Chin & Jaw Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of looking like a chiseled Greek god? Do you yearn to be delicate and dainty? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if you want to be delicate like a delicate flower. Join us and let your delicate side shine!

    We have players who have transformed from burly warriors to delicate sprites, all thanks to the magical powers of our server. One player even went from having a jawline that could cut diamonds to having a jawline as soft as a marshmallow. It’s truly a sight to behold!

    So if you’re feeling the urge to be delicate, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the most delicate player in all the land!

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  • Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

    Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who are all looking for love! That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, here you can find your perfect /r9k/ bf or gf and build a pixelated love story together.

    Join us for the chance to meet your soulmate while fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to find true love in the most unexpected of places.

    So come on, join us and see if you can find your perfect match in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for someone who shares your love for building and crafting. Love is in the air on our server, so why wait? Join now and start your romantic Minecraft adventure today!

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  • BFFs and BFs Minecraft Server

    BFFs and BFs Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets just like this user uncovering her boyfriend’s hidden best friend!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can snoop around and uncover mysterious phone calls, just like this user did with her boyfriend. Who knows what kind of secrets you’ll uncover in our server!

    But be warned, just like in this story, you might find yourself questioning everything and wondering if there’s another player hiding in the shadows. Will you trust your instincts or will you be caught up in a web of deceit just like this user?

    So come join our server, where the drama is just as intense as this user’s relationship! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement and suspense in the world of Minecraft?

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  • FriendshipFizzle – Minecraft SMP

    FriendshipFizzle – Minecraft SMP

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    When your friend stole all your diamonds and built a giant statue of themselves flipping you off in the middle of your base. Join our Minecraft SMP where betrayals are just part of the fun! Build alliances, break alliances, and watch out for that one guy who always tries to steal your stuff when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride of backstabbing and shenanigans, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

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  • CraftyWakeUpLand

    CraftyWakeUpLand

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    Do you log on to our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time brushing your teeth or eating breakfast when you could be building a giant roller coaster that launches pigs into space? Our server is the only place where you can ride on a llama-powered flying carpet while battling an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So join us now and start your day the Minecraft way!

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  • CraftyPridePalace

    CraftyPridePalace

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    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz the Georgian president refused to sign some anti-LGBT bill into law! like, how crazy is that?! we’re all about inclusivity and rainbow sheep on this server, so if u wanna build ur dream pride parade float or just chill with some cool peeps, this is the place to be! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret rainbow cave hidden deep in the mines, u’ll unlock a special power that lets u shoot glitter at ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s spread some love and rainbows in the minecraft world!

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  • Auto Pause Adventures

    Auto Pause Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can do your homework for you. plus, our server has a built-in auto-pause feature for when you need to take a break and read a book or eat a sandwich.

    come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant chicken attack).

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  • Fly Brain Circuitry Craft

    Fly Brain Circuitry Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, we got this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the first wiring diagram of a fruit fly’s brain up in here! It’s got like 140,000 neurons and over 50 million connections, like whaaat?! Join our server and you’ll be able to tap into the mind of a fruit fly and see the world in a whole new way. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total trip, man. So come on over and get your brain fried in the best way possible!

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  • RLFactions season 1: PVP, MODDED, FACTIONS… and a sprinkle of chaos!

    RLFactions season 1: PVP, MODDED, FACTIONS… and a sprinkle of chaos!

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    Server Name RLFactions
    Season 1
    Server Type Heavily modded factions
    Features RlCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay
    Discord Click here to join

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What makes RLFactions different from other Minecraft servers?

    RLFactions offers a unique blend of RlCraft survival challenges with traditional factions-based gameplay. It provides a more intense and competitive environment for players looking for a tough survival challenge.

    2. How can I join RLFactions?

    To join RLFactions, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions. The server staff will guide you through the process of joining and getting started.

    3. Can I play on RLFactions solo or is it recommended to join a faction?

    While you can technically play on RLFactions solo, joining a faction is highly recommended as it adds a strategic depth to the gameplay. Working with a faction can help you survive and thrive in the challenging environment of RLFactions.

    4. Are there any specific rules or guidelines I need to follow on RLFactions?

    Yes, RLFactions has its own set of rules and guidelines that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure fair play, promote a positive gaming environment, and prevent any form of cheating or exploitation.

    5. Will there be regular updates and events on RLFactions?

    RLFactions aims to provide regular updates and organize events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players. These updates may include new features, fixes, and enhancements based on player feedback and suggestions.

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  • Popularity? Minecraft Server

    Popularity? Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so popular because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and potions that turn you into a literal dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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