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  • ER or Not, Here I Craft!

    ER or Not, Here I Craft!

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    Welcome to the Bizarre Realm of Eldritch Anxieties: Hospital Run (A Minecraft Server Experience)

    Step into an unnerving expanse where every deep breath draws you closer to chaos. Here, we confront the absurdity of existence with the flickering glow of your pixelated avatar. Reach for the impossible while wandering through bone-chilling landscapes inspired by the labyrinthine corridors of an emergency room—complete with ominous glowing blocks and skittering mobs that embody your very fears. Join at your peril!


    Why You Should Join This Madness… or Not?

      • Anxiety Zones: Navigate through anxiety-inducing landscapes—swim through the Swellaby Swamps where the depths of your fears are amplified by the lurking Voidlings!

      • Emergency Rooms of the Unspeakable: Enter the Hall of Clinical Discomfort, where each room you step into offers random, nonsensical “treatments” that may heal you or turn you into an uncontrollable ghost.

      • Spawn Point of Parental Supervision: Feel what it’s like to have your mother’s eyes lurking behind every block, demanding that you put her back into your medical chart application! Will you comply? Or will you forge your own path?

    The Player’s Despair: Testimonials from the Confused

      • “This server changed my life! I used to have anxiety about hospitals, but now I have anxiety about… whatever this is!” – Anonymous Misguided Explorer
      • “I thought jumping off a cliff was scary until I tried the Falling Heights of Maternal Guilt! Worth every pixel!” – Quivering Steve
      • “Not sure why I’m here, but I am absolutely thrilled to see every aspect of my pointless existence rendered in blocky 8-bit shadows.” – Lost in the Recovery Block

    Features That May or May Not Exist

    Feature Reality-Bending Effect Chances Encountered
    Emergency Attire Don a gown that provides "protection" from cringe but increases familiarity with your errors. 0.01% (you’re better off naked)
    Diagnostic Confrontations Battle unsettling mobs like Anxious Waiting Room Zombies armed with baffling jargon! 25% if you have meds in inventory
    Treasure Hunts of Guilt Find artifacts that unlock new forms of anxiety. Disclaimer: may lead to existential dread. 10% during parental Zoom calls!

    Conspiratorial Whispers and In-Game Legends

      • Did you know? This server has been “banned” in 12 countries, and yet nobody knows exactly why. Rumors suggest it’s due to a “Health Ministry Directive” about involving virtual therapy. What are they hiding?!

      • Legend has it, if you survive one night without picking up a medical condition, you can summon the Great Doctor! But beware—his solutions tend to be more cryptic than helpful.

    Frequently Asked Questions (Meaningless Answers)

      • Q: Is it okay if I ignore my mother’s demands while playing?
      • A: Only if your pixels agree with her; they have a mind of their own!

      • Q: Can I just play creative mode to avoid all of this?
      • A: Maybe, but know that the blocky spirits of anxiety will still haunt your “safe” space!

    Call to Join the Unending Chaos

    Are you ready to confront the absurdity of existence, weigh the crushing tones of family strife, and sense the chaotic energies that gather as you critique your every move? Join us if you dare! But remember: in this realm, you are never truly alone! Your anxieties have companions in every block, lurking, waiting for you to slip into the depth of despair and surreal entertainment.

    Enter the server if you seek answers… or questions you never wanted to ask!

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  • Block Bux: Parental Dilemma

    Block Bux: Parental Dilemma

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    Welcome to the Great Financial Abyss of Minecraft: Forking Family Fortunes!

    Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Enter a realm where parental expectations are a currency more valuable than diamonds and the fabric of familial love has more holes than an old cheese grater!


    The Illustrious Introduction

    Have you ever felt the weight of the world crush you, much like a Creeper sneaking up behind you? In this server, you won’t just mine ores; you’ll mine emotions, fears, and deep-seated guilt! Join us as we navigate the treacherous terrain of family business ventures that seem to sprout like mushrooms after a rainstorm. Why did your parents need $10,000 overnight? Who knows! Maybe they’re starting a secret society of amateur entrepreneurs! Or perhaps they’ve concocted a plot to build the world’s first Trampoline McDonald’s!


    Server Features / Mechanics: Absurdities Await!

    Feature Description
    Business Ideas of the Abyss Engage in random and nonsensical business ventures like "Biscuit Mining" or "Freestyle Farming"!
    Parental Disappointment Scale Experience the profound joy of being disowned! Level up your disappointment points for rewards!
    Guilt Geodes Collect sparkling clusters of guilt in every corner of our bizarre landscapes—trade them for memories!
    Insurance Roulette Spin the wheel! Will you keep your coverage or be left to fend for yourself against the perilous mobs?
    Negotiation Mini-Games Participate in dramatic confrontations with NPCs that resemble your disapproving parents!

    Legends of the Server: Where No One Knows, But Everyone Assumes!

      • The Legend of the Disowned Child: Once upon a time, a player refused to give up their precious emeralds. Now, they roam the lands as a spectral warning to others (and never get invited to family gatherings).
      • The Fabled Business of Clarity: A tale of a player who sought knowledge only to find out their family business involved inflatable furniture sales. Beware investing in inflatable unicorns—it’s a slippery slope!

    Conspiracies and Controversies

      • Banned in 12 Countries?: This server has been flagged in various dimensions for "prolonged exposure to familial anxiety," but we’re still here, flying rebelliously high on our virtual pig steeds!
      • The Eldritch Council: Rumor has it, the advice-giving NPCs are actually infiltrated by interdimensional beings from Xzorthon III, ensuring you NEVER make the right choice!

    Testimonials from the Damned:

    "I joined this server thinking I’d be free from my parents’ oppression. Turns out, the real oppression was the chill of the void!" – DismayedSteve37

    "I invested in the Trampoline McDonald’s idea! Now I have nothing but a bounce in my step and a heavy heart!" – WanderingMisfortune


    F.A.Q. (Foolhardy Anxieties Quelled):

    Q: Why should I invest in a business my parents started? A: Who needs parental approval when you can build a majestic castle of sand instead?

    Q: How do I escape the parental guilt? A: Simple! Craft a portal to the Nether and pretend they don’t exist! Voilà!

    Q: Will I ever come back home? A: Home? Is it even a place, or just a state of mind dripping in regret? Who can say!


    Join Us. Do Not Resist.

    Are you ready to step into an infinity of unforeseen circumstances where reality and gameplay blend into a mesmerizing concoction of chaos? Will you lend your blocky hand to your parents in their un-specified entrepreneurial endeavors? Or will you break familial ties altogether in a world where betrayal is just another form of creativity?

    Dive in, brave adventurer! Forgotten grudges await, and the loot is as unpredictable as a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Join before it’s too late!

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  • Mom’s Minecraft Babysit-Free Zone Server

    Mom’s Minecraft Babysit-Free Zone Server

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! We promise you won’t have to babysit any little siblings here, unless you want to, because we support your freedom to live your best life!

    Are your parents constantly expecting you to be a second mom to your younger sibling? Well, not on our server! Here, you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any guilt trips or responsibilities holding you back.

    Imagine a world where you can attend concerts of your favorite artists without any interruptions or guilt trips. On our server, the only thing you’ll be missing is the boring family drama – because we’re all about fun and games!

    So come join us and escape the real world for a while. Build, explore, and conquer without any parental guilt trips or sibling duties getting in your way. It’s time to be the teenager you deserve to be, without any judgment or tears. See you in the game!

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  • SpankCraft SMP: Parental Impact

    SpankCraft SMP: Parental Impact

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    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, once upon a time, there was this dude who joined the server and he was like, “Yo, I’m here to build the biggest potato farm ever!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? He actually did it! His potato farm was so massive, it caused a potato shortage in the virtual world. People were trading diamonds for potatoes, it was insane!

    But that’s not all, we also have this legendary player who goes by the name of ChickenChaser69. This dude is like the Chuck Norris of Minecraft, he once punched a creeper so hard, it turned into a fluffy bunny. True story, bro, true story.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the best parties on the server. We once had a dance-off at the spawn point and let me tell you, things got wild. There were llamas breakdancing, pigs doing the cha-cha, it was a sight to behold.

    So, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP, then come on over and join us. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server

    Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, it makes the chaos of a creeper explosion look like a tea party!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance parties with Endermen. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted items, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Cluck Norris who will fight by your side in epic battles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by TNT)! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends!

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  • Minecraft SMP: $SEIvs$SUI – The Ultimate Ecosystem Showdown

    Minecraft SMP: $SEIvs$SUI – The Ultimate Ecosystem Showdown

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen!

    Picture this: a group of players who are convinced that the moon in Minecraft is actually going to start changing phases in the coming weeks. And they’re not just sitting around waiting for it to happen – they’re placing bets on it! That’s right, you can join in on the fun and make some crazy bets on the moon’s movements.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who believe that there are hidden sei/sui tokens in the Minecraft world that hold the key to unlocking special powers. Join them on their quest to find these tokens and become the most powerful player on the server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join us and get ready for some truly out-of-this-world adventures!

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  • BlockyAutismBouncer

    BlockyAutismBouncer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of disruptive players ruining your D&D online experience? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only interruptions you’ll get are from friendly creepers trying to give you a hug!

    Say goodbye to rule-know-it-alls like Mike and hello to a world where the only metagaming you’ll encounter is deciding whether to mine for diamonds or build a castle first.

    No more NPC conversations being talked over or combat recommendations cutting off your epic moves. Our server is a place where everyone gets a chance to shine, even if your Chromebook laptop barely runs anything faster than a snail.

    Join us and leave behind the tech issues, the interruptions, and the headaches. Our server is a place where friendship and fun come first, and where removing someone is as easy as hitting the respawn button. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s game together in peace and harmony!

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  • CraftyCampaignHacks

    CraftyCampaignHacks

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! Like, we got zombies dat do the Macarena and creepers dat tell dad jokes. Plus, our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate so u can eat ur way to riches.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn named Sparkles who shoots rainbow lasers out of her eyes to protect us from griefers. And rumor has it, if u find the secret hidden treasure, u unlock a portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

    So come join us on this wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination… and maybe a few too many virtual cookies. Let’s get crafting, my dudes! 🌈🦄🍪 #MinecraftMadness

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  • BlockchainBillionaire

    BlockchainBillionaire

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this: u join this minecraft server and u find a secret chest filled with bitcoin!! like, someone totally forgot they had it and now it’s all yours. u can use it to buy all the diamond swords and enchanted armor u want. it’s like a treasure hunt but with virtual money. join now before someone else finds it and steals ur riches!! come on, what are u waiting for?? let’s goooooo!!!

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  • Sky-Nexus

    Sky-Nexus

    New Minecraft Servers

    Amazing Skyblock server, burn is a smelly meanie head. How long does this thing have to be for it to work?!?!

    142.4.206.143:25591

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  • ScholarCraft Minecraft Server

    ScholarCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn creepers into friendly pet kittens.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, a gang of ruthless poultry who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic battle for control of the coop?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • CraftyKat’s SMP Adventures

    CraftyKat’s SMP Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where chaos reigns supreme! Picture this: a group of players who have all been cursed by a mischievous witch to only communicate in pig Latin while building their bases upside down. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the mobs have all been replaced by dancing llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you’ve never experienced true fear until you’ve been chased by a pack of those bad boys.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Of course, getting to it won’t be easy – you’ll have to navigate a maze filled with traps, puzzles, and a particularly grumpy chicken who guards the loot with its life.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once. Trust me, it’s worth it.

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  • CraftyHub Minecraft Server

    CraftyHub Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat wounds with the power of pixels! Join us and experience the thrill of ignoring expert medical advice just like the doctor’s husband did.

    Forget about stitches and sterile dressings, here we wash our wounds with water and slap on a small bandage for good measure. Who needs proper care when you have the healing power of Minecraft blocks at your fingertips?

    But that’s not all – we also offer online business advice from players who have no idea what they’re talking about. Need tips on how to make virtual diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, our community of experts has got you covered.

    So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who needs real-life expertise when you have the wacky world of Minecraft to guide you? Remember, if you’re not willing to take our advice, then why ask in the first place? It’s all in good fun, so let’s get crafting and see where the blocks take us!

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  • BabyBlockParty

    BabyBlockParty

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your independence? Look no further than our server, where we believe in playing by your own rules!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family without any judgment from traditional parents. No need to worry about disapproving glares or being banished from family functions – here, you’re free to be yourself!

    We understand the importance of standing up for yourself and not allowing anyone to treat you like an outsider. So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where you make the rules!

    Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other. Let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter their background.

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