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Communication Styles

  • Ghosting Harassment Hub

    Ghosting Harassment Hub
    so, like, imagine this totally epic minecraft server where you can, like, build the most insane structures and battle with other players in crazy pvp matches. but here’s the twist – the only way to communicate with other players is by using emojis and interpretive dance! it’s like a whole new level of teamwork and strategy, dude.

    and get this – there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. you gotta trade with them to get rare items and resources, but be careful, they’re super picky and will only accept payment in the form of dance-offs.

    oh, and did i mention the giant flying tacos that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players to collect? yeah, it’s totally random and totally awesome.

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. just remember to bring your best dance moves and be prepared for the unexpected. see you in the game, my fellow adventurers! 🌮💃🦙

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  • TextMeNot Minecraft Server

    TextMeNot Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never go more than 3 hours without mining diamonds! Our players have to keep each other updated when they find rare ores, always say good morning and goodnight to their virtual pets, and make sure to have at least one session of building epic structures every day.

    Join us for some crazy adventures and intense arguments over the best way to build a castle. Just like the OP’s girlfriend, we take our Minecraft etiquette very seriously. So if you’re ready to dive into a world where texting is replaced by crafting, then this server is the perfect place for you!

    And remember, if you disappear while building a masterpiece, just make sure to say “brb, Creeper attack!” to avoid any in-game drama. So grab your pickaxe and join us for some blocky fun!

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  • SurvivalWifeGoneLOL

    SurvivalWifeGoneLOL
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the constant demands of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only question you’ll hear is “Do you want to build a giant chicken statue?”

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and building epic structures without anyone constantly asking you to hold their bag or pass them a drink bottle.

    Forget about needy behavior, here you’ll find validation and love in the form of virtual diamonds and enchanted gear. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember that our friendly community is always ready to lend a hand (or a pickaxe).

    So come on, join us and leave behind the drama of real life. Because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a roller coaster or a secret underground lair. See you in the world of endless possibilities!

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  • StinkyFeetGFEXIT

    StinkyFeetGFEXIT
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

    Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

    AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!
    Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

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  • BlockyLove: Demand Withdrawal Edition

    BlockyLove: Demand Withdrawal Edition
    So, like, imagine you and your Minecraft buddy are like, trying to build a sick castle together, right? But then, like, one of you is all like, “We need more diamonds!” and the other is just like, “Nah, I’m good with stone.” That’s demand-withdrawal, bro! And that’s totally not cool for your Minecraft relationship, dude.

    But hey, if you join our epic Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about demand-withdrawal ruining your fun! Our community is all about open communication and working together to build the most epic creations ever. Plus, we have so many diamonds, you won’t know what to do with them all! So come join us and say goodbye to relationship and sexual satisfaction issues in Minecraft. Let’s build some crazy stuff together, dude!

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  • NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO

    NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family time is mandatory! Join us for our weekly family meals with your in-game family members and bond over virtual food. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you prefer ordering online for pick up in real life – as long as you show up in-game!

    Our server is perfect for introverts who prefer pixelated interactions over real-life socializing. Embrace your independence while still participating in our family gatherings – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family?

    Don’t be like OP and skip out on our weekly meals – join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning if you’ve ever truly grown up. So come on, log on, and let’s build some memories together (literally)!

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  • MunchCraft: Chat & Chew!

    MunchCraft: Chat & Chew!
    Yo, have you ever tried talking with your mouth full while playing Minecraft? It’s a whole new level of challenge, especially if you’re speaking a different language! Join our server and see if you can survive the ultimate test of multitasking!

    We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only attack if you try to steal their bones. But don’t worry, they’re easily bribed with a stack of raw porkchops.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg that can hatch into a baby dragon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    So come on down to our server and join the madness! Just make sure to brush up on your language skills and practice talking with your mouth full, because things are about to get crazy up in here!

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  • AccentCraft: ClassistF***Brother

    AccentCraft: ClassistF***Brother
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers!

    Just like the OP’s brother, you can cheat on your old Minecraft server and start fresh with us. Leave behind the city life and embrace the rural countryside vibes of our server. Grow your own virtual food, build a community with your fellow players, and live off the land like a true Minecraft farmer.

    But beware, just like the OP’s brother, there may be some family drama along the way. Join us for family dinners where you can argue with your virtual relatives about accents and proper speech. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the crazy adventures begin! Just remember, no classist behavior allowed – we’re all about equality and fun here. See you in the game!

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  • LateNightCrafts

    LateNightCrafts
    Are you tired of your husband getting jealous over your late-night texts with your best friend? Come join our Minecraft server where you can text your best friend as much as you want without any drama! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and chat with your friends without any judgment.

    Join us now and experience the freedom of texting your best friend without any restrictions. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and create epic structures without worrying about your husband’s jealousy. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the drama and join our fun and friendly community. See you in the game!

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