Join us if you want to witness the chaos of players riding pigs through the Nether, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and holding llama races in the End dimension.
Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes, whether it’s the player who insists on only communicating in pig Latin or the one who has a secret underground base filled with nothing but cake.
So if you’re looking for a subtle red flag in people, just look for the ones who can’t stop laughing maniacally as they set fire to everything in sight. Join our SMP today for a wild ride you won’t forget!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic gladiator arenas, and even discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Yes, you heard that right – CANDY!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve seen a chicken riding a rollercoaster, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other!
Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see. We’re talking about rainbow sheep, flying pigs, and even dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn horse that will take you on a magical ride through the pixelated skies.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend among gamers. Who needs to be right when you can be the most charismatic player in the Minecraft universe? Let’s gooooooo!
And get this – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King. Legend has it, he rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron feather. If you join our server, you might even catch a glimpse of him strutting around, clucking orders like a boss.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party for all the creepers who want to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. It’s lit, literally, because there are glowstone blocks everywhere. You’ll never see creepers the same way again.
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a pixelated chicken suit.
If you’re lookin’ for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, then you’ve come to the right place. We got mini-games that’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation, and PvP battles that’ll leave you laughin’ like a villager on payday.
Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine deep in the Nether, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and creepers give you hugs instead of explosions. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our server today and let the adventure begin!
| IP | mineturf.xyz |
|---|---|
| Version | Minecraft 1.20 – 1.20.6 |
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/2AezWwV9Jw |
Join us today and start your journey to becoming the top player!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by connecting to the IP: mineturf.xyz |
| Are there any free ranks available? | Yes, you can earn free ranks by grinding in-game |
| What are some of the custom features on the server? | Some custom features include custom mines, pickaxe enchants, skills, abilities, and more |
| Is there a PvP arena on the server? | Yes, there is a PvP arena and King of the Hill (KOTH) events |
| How can I earn rewards on the server? | You can earn rewards through supply crates and completing milestones |
But that’s not all – we want you to share the most interesting geological sites from your own country. Have a mountain made entirely of cheese? A volcano that erupts with hot chocolate? We want to see it all!
Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have cenotes and sacrificial offerings, am I right?
Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!
But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.
So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!
Imagine this: you sell your car to a mysterious stranger, only to find out they passed away the next day. Now the car is stuck in a towing lot, and it’s up to you to save the day! Will you risk it all for a virtual car rescue mission?
But wait, there’s more! With plot twists and turns that even the police can’t keep up with, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t worry about taking time off work or dealing with pesky responsibilities – our server is the perfect escape from real life obligations.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the stories our players bring to the table. Who needs a car title when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you?
| Description |
|---|
| Survival multiplayer server with a vanilla-inspired experience |
| Powered by plugins for custom items, dynamic mechanics, and player-driven economy |
| Friendly community with regular events and collaborative projects |
| Cross-platform support for Java and Bedrock players |
| Whitelist for safety and enjoyment, join Discord to get started |
To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted.
Yes, we have custom items, dynamic mechanics, and a player-driven economy powered by plugins.
We have regular events and collaborative projects for players to participate in.
We are primarily looking for players in the 16-21 age range, but everyone is welcome to join.
Yes, we are gearing up for Season 2 and welcome dedicated players and content creators to be part of something long-term.