We welcome all depressed people who find joy in dissecting lyrics, music videos, books, quotes, and more. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the beauty of finding meaning in everything.
Plus, we promise not to make you feel more depressed by talking to us! In fact, our server is guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you feel right at home. So come join us and let’s analyze some virtual art together!
And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too cringe. It’s all about embracing your unique interests and sharing them with others who appreciate them. So leave your judgment at the door and come have some fun with us!
imagine this: you join the server and immediately, you are greeted by a giant hand that reaches out of your computer screen and shakes your hand in real life. that’s right, we have advanced handshake technology that blurs the line between reality and virtual reality. it’s like the matrix, but with more handshakes!
but wait, there’s more! on this server, every block you mine is actually a tiny handshake in disguise. every time you build a house, you are actually building a giant handshake monument to your own awesomeness. it’s like a handshake party that never ends!
so come join us on this epic handshake adventure, where the handshakes are strong and the friendships are even stronger. trust us, you won’t regret it. just make sure to stretch your hand muscles before logging on, because you’re gonna need them!
Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter mysterious disappearances, thrilling plot twists, and a touch of sibling drama.
Our server is so intense, even reading a classic mystery novel like ‘And Then There Were None’ can spark heated debates among family members.
Who knows what kind of moral dilemmas you’ll face as you navigate through our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate test of wit and wisdom!
Join us and you’ll be strutting around in the latest pixelated fashion trends, turning heads with your diamond-studded armor and enchanted accessories. Our virtual catwalk is the place to be seen, and you’ll be the talk of the town in no time.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the more attractive you become on our server, the more luck you’ll have in finding rare loot and uncovering hidden treasures. It’s like the Minecraft universe is rewarding you for being fabulous!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the most attractive player in all of blocky land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us if you want to develop the ability to survive in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is the perfect place to hone your skills in building, crafting, and battling against hordes of zombie chickens.
But that’s not all! We also offer special events like “Dance Dance Revolution: Minecraft Edition” where you have to mine and build to the beat of the music, and “Hunger Games: Minecraft Style” where you have to fight to the death with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots.
So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and have a laugh along the way, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land of rainbow sheep and exploding watermelons!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join our SMP and you could be the next chosen one to lead the Chicken Kingdom to victory!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover a world where love is just a /tp away and chickens rule the land. Who knew pixelated blocks could hold so much excitement?
But that’s not all! We also offer classes in Enderman fashion design, where you can learn how to accessorize with those stylish purple blocks. And don’t forget our underwater basket weaving course, perfect for when you need to relax after a hard day of mining.
So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). See you there, fellow blockheads!
| Server IP | invictus.r2f.co |
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| Bedrock Port | 25591 |
| Our Discord | https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh |
Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How often does the world reset? | The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. |
| Do you accept new players? | Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! |
| Is joining the Discord mandatory? | Yes, you must join our Discord before playing online. |
On our server, you can be anyone you want to be, even an auditor or a secretary (or both, we don’t judge)! No need to worry about jealous friends or ghosting group chats, because here, everyone is welcome with open arms.
So come on in and build your own world where you never have to apologize for something you didn’t do. And if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our community is here to support you through thick and thin.
Join now and leave the drama llama behind, because on our server, the only thing we’re guilty of is having too much fun!
Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. No more emotional breakdowns or arguments over trivial things – just pure, unadulterated fun!
And if you’re worried about trust issues, fear not! Our server is a safe space where everyone can come together to build, explore, and create without fear of betrayal or backstabbing. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to shut down any drama before it even begins.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a whole community of blocky friends to build with? Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join our server for the chance to push boulders with Sisyphus, climb mountains, and maybe even have a dance party at the peak. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with this guy leading the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you help him out enough, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yeah, THREE WISHES.
So come on down to our server and get ready for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Sisyphus is waiting for you, and he’s got a boulder with your name on it. Let’s do this!
| Server Name | Conquest SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.20 |
| Features | SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Experience custom features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, and more. Join a friendly community and participate in exciting events!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Slimefun? | Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems. |
| How can I expand my inventory? | Use backpack upgrades to carry more items and customize your storage space. |
| What are custom enchantments? | Enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance and increased speed. |
| What is Towny? | Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land. |
| Are there community events? | Yes, participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests for prizes and fun. |
We got llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.
And what the hell is on Joey’s head? I don’t even know, but it’s freakin’ hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and zombies are doing the moonwalk.
So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity…and maybe your entire existence. Let’s get weird, my dudes!