Obsolete Yet Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more outdated than a fax machine is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.

Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!

CalgCraft – Where Andy and Leyley’s Coffin Comes to Life! #169

Achievements, Andy, Andy and Leyley, calg, CalgCraft, Coffin, cutscene editing tool, DELAY, general, guides, Leyleys, Life, Major spoilers, Nemlei, News, previous games, progress report, Routes, Stars, Store link, Subroutes, Thread, Walkthrough

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and insanity!

Our server is like no other, with dragons roaming the lands, unicorns prancing through fields of rainbow sheep, and zombies doing the Macarena in the moonlight.

But that’s not all! We have secret quests hidden throughout the world, mystery dungeons waiting to be explored, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and emeralds.

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, anything is possible!

Blocky Bro Buds: Where Creeper Trolling is a Bonding Ritual

activities, blocky, Bonding, boyfriends, Bro, brotherhood, buds, common, Communication, Companionship, Connections, creeper, dynamics, Emotional support, friendship, Groups, loyalty, male bonding, relationships, ritual, shared interests, Social, solidarity, Support, trolling, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and TALKING CREEPERS!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANCING PIGS and SINGING SHEEP. Legend has it that those who find this treasure will be granted three wishes by the MINECRAFT GODS themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the LEGENDARY DIAMOND MOUNTAIN, where players can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of FIRE-BREATHING LLAMAS. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the DISCO DUNGEON, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest tunes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Non-CanonCraft: Where Everything is Possible!

acceptance, aspirations, canon, creative writing, denial, Disappointment, dreams, Entertainment, fan culture, Fandom, fanfiction, Fiction, humor, internet culture, meme, Meta, never be canon, NonCanonCraft, Online Community, Reality, tfw, Wishful thinking

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3192	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, zombie chickens that can breakdance, and diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixel Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes just by looking at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, tfw this will literally never be canon – but who needs canon when you have this much fun?

UniCraft: Where Creepers are the Professors

1960s, campus, civil rights movement, college, counterculture, CREEPERS, cultural revolution, education, free love, higher education, hippies, History, music scene, Nostalgia, Professors, PROTESTS, social change, student activism, Student Life, U.S, UniCraft, University, vietnam war

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend. Where endermen throw epic dance parties every Saturday night. Where zombies are actually vegan and just want to share their kale smoothie recipes with you.

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Build a diamond castle with a moat filled with llamas wearing top hats. Ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil skeletons who are secretly just looking for a good cardio workout.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild and wacky as you are? Where else can you find a place where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination?

Come join us and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the absolute bomb dot com. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Calliope’s Creepin’ Craft: Where Rappers and Reapers Unite!

ANONYMOUS, apartment building, baitposting, BALCONY, Based, Calliope Mori, Calliopes, Craft, CREEPIN, developing story, feces, headlines, interview, monkey noises, News, nijinigger, Nude, Pedestrians, rapper, rappers, Reaper, Reapers, Scum, threadshitters, unite

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchantments Applied:	80
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to witness RAPPER REAPER Calliope Mori in all her glory!

Imagine building your own virtual world while dodging flying feces and hearing the sweet sounds of monkey noises in the background. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that chaos?

Don’t miss out on the chance to interact with Calliope Mori herself as she screams obscenities at Nijinigger scum baitposting threadshitters. It’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even get a shoutout from the one and only RAPPER REAPER Calliope Mori.

DiverseCraft: Where Creepers and Villagers Unite!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Farms Harvested:	680	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and bland landscapes? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so diverse, it makes the United Nations look like a bunch of clones!

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the latest tunes while sipping on potions that make you glow in the dark.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss mob, the Legendary Llama of Doom! Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, it’s the type of diversity games need!

40k and a Creeper, What’s Next?

40k, achievement, AMBITION, celebration, creeper, Dedication, determination, fulfillment, future plans, goals, growth, hard work, Milestones, motivation, next steps, perseverance, progress, reaching goals, satisfaction, self improvement, success, whats

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	New Chunks Explored:	12044
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the possibilities are as endless as a creeper explosion! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful in all the land, ruling over everyone with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From a zombie riding a chicken to a skeleton juggling creepers, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and patience. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players have made it to the end without rage quitting (we won’t judge if you do, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky endermen, they love stealing blocks when you’re not looking.

Llama Land Adventure

3rd Hokage, 4th Kazekage, Adolf Hitler, Adventure, and killing a lot of people. She’s basically Adolf Hitler if Hitler was a pardoned gender bent female war criminal., Bombing, bombing buildings, Boruto, Experimenting, experimenting on children, female, gender bent, Impersonating, impersonating their identities, INVADING, invading the Leaf Village, killing, Land, Leaf Village, Llama, long trail tags: She got away with killing the 3rd Hokage and 4th Kazekage, molesting, molesting children, pardoned, possessing, possessing people’s bodies, Sacrificing, sacrificing their souls to revive zombies, stealing, stealing their faces, Two Blue Vortex, war criminal, zombies

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join now for a chance to team up with the most notorious villain in all of Minecraft history. This player has killed the 3rd Hokage and 4th Kazekage, invaded the Leaf Village, bombed buildings, molested children, experimented on children, possessed people’s bodies, stolen their faces, impersonated their identities, sacrificed their souls to revive zombies, and killed a lot of people. She’s basically Adolf Hitler if Hitler was a pardoned gender bent female war criminal.

Join now and witness the madness unfold as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Will you join forces with this infamous player or will you try to take her down? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughington’s Funhouse: Open for LOLs!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	997	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join us for a wild ride filled with LOLZ and EPIC moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Dabbing Ender Dragon who challenges players to a dance-off before they can defeat him. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise 😉

AutisticCraft: Where Schizophrenia and Minecraft Collide

acceptance, autism, AutisticCraft, Awareness, co-occurring disorders, collide, Community, comorbidity, coping mechanisms, diagnosed, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, schizophrenia, self-care, self-induced, stigma, support groups, Therapy, treatment options, Understanding

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of uniqueness and individuality! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who are schizo (diagnosed) with self-induced autism!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wondered if having both schizophrenia and autism could give you superpowers in the game? Well, on our server, we believe that having these conditions actually gives you special bonuses that make you a Minecraft master!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a community like no other. Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary? So come on, embrace your inner schizo-autistic self and join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft!

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