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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 5368 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 2475 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 |
Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!