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  • FakeNudesCraft: Snap Shenanigans

    FakeNudesCraft: Snap Shenanigans

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Phantom Realm: A Dystopian Existence in Minecraft!

    Prepare yourself to enter the chaotic dimension where morality contorts and laughter hides behind every block! This server is not for the faint of heart or the overly righteous. Here, legends of mischief intertwine with absurdity as we tap dance around the edges of reality—you won’t just play; you’ll experience!

    🚨 Caution: This Isn’t Your Kid’s Server! 🚨

    Are You Brave Enough to Engage in the Absurd?

    Do you feel the tug of curiosity? Does the thrill of potential disaster run through your veins like lava? This is not just Minecraft; it’s a foray into madness! Join at your own peril. Expect exploding blocks of morality, spontaneous singing skeletons, and creepers that murmur sweet nothings!

      • Unseen Messages: Ever wonder what happens when you ignore a chat? In this server, ignored DMs manifest as enchanted pickaxes that call your name! Will you succumb to their whispers?
      • Tit Pic?: Yes, this is a place where the unimaginable makes sense! Parody your way through with Potion of Suspicious Intent, where any block you create becomes a floating chubby apparition demanding… well, we don’t talk about that.

    🌊 Server Features That Defy Logic!

    Feature Description
    Absurd Voices Every hour, a random ambassador of chaos will send you a two-minute audio clip of complete nonsense! Without context!
    Self-Image Blocks Capture photos of any block and they will turn into facsimiles of sad reality figures, yelling for attention and validation!
    Time-Shifting Tides Wall jump into yesteryear’s carrot crop and discover your past self battling against the undead procrastination of your work ethic!

    🌀 The Conspiracy Behind the Chaos!

    Rumor has it that an ancient slime became sentient at this very location! The restless screams of disgruntled mobs echo the tales of what really happened. Those who stumble upon the secrets of this server might just fall under the pressure of its gravity-defying paradoxes. Legend claims this server was banned in 12 countries for promoting dangerous levels of fun—but we aren’t telling you why.

    📢 FAQ: Not Even a Little Useful!

      • Q: Why is there a mysterious garden filled with sentient cacti? A: The answer lies in the bounce of a trampoline on Tuesday nights.

      • Q: Are there in-game penalties for moral transgressions? A: Only if you stop to consider their implications.

      • Q: Can I appeal to the admin if I feel wronged? A: Our admin is currently on a quest to discover the meaning of life and thus not available.

    📚 What Others Are Saying (or Not Saying)

    "Joined and immediately regretted everything… but wow, am I entertained?" — Anonymous Wanderer

    "I took a selfie with my chubby cousin… then I found out about a family tragedy. It’s like therapy but with zombies." — Lost Soul

    🔥 Sacred Warnings! 🔥

    Do not explore the left-most valley. The whispers there are certainly just leftover pizza advice, and yet… should you chance upon that secret chest, don’t open it! But if you must, be prepared for existential dread and the paradox of a thousand golden apples shouting their worth!

    🛡️ Join the Collective Chaos!

    Gather your courage, toss aside your conscience, and teleport to The Phantom Realm. Embrace the perilous wonder of what might happen next: eternal laughter, confusing messages, and perhaps an uninvited mob of your past choices awaiting your arrival. Will you dare to mine the depths of absurdity?

    Dangerously Unpredictable Fun Awaits!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftMC.pro

    CraftMC.pro

    New Minecraft Servers

    ◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

    mc.craftmc.pro

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pandam

    Pandam

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    snapshot.pandamium.eu

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Smithereens Reboot

    Smithereens Reboot

    New Minecraft Servers

    This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

    smithereens.withermc.io:19206

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VentureBlock MC

    VentureBlock MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

    play.VentureBlockMC.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OceaniaCraft

    OceaniaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

    play.oceaniacraft.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Hollowtree

    Hollowtree

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

    play.hollowtree.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minehut

    Minehut

    New Minecraft Servers

    Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

    minehut.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EcoCityCraft Economy

    EcoCityCraft Economy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Available on JAVA & Bedrock! PC, Mobile, Xbox, Playstation, Nintendo & more!We have been online for 13+ years and counting! Join the oldest and best Economy Minecraft Server with more than 40,000+ officially registered members worldwide!Website: https://ecocitycraft.com Wiki: https://ecocitycraft.com/wiki Shop: https://ecocitycraft.com/shop Discord: https://ecocitycraft.com/discord New survival economy releases for 1.20.4 in 2024!Join our community of 13+ years and counting. Meet the friendly staff, the dedicated players, and make new friends for life. We aren’t just your regular Minecraft server, we are a long standing dedicated gaming community that will welcome you with open arms. Come on down, make some EcoDollars, and join the fun! Do you have what it takes to become the richest?Servers come and go, some close, some vanish, but not here! Have peace of mind knowing we’ve been going strong for 13+ years and have no plans to ever stop. Your gaming experience and progress is 100% secure with EcoCityCraft!

    org.ecc.eco

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Hopela – Survival

    Hopela – Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hopela: The Golden Fleece is the first phase of our unique adventure. This survival server offers an immersive experience with:Over 800 exciting quests Reach 70 levels of epic adventures Discover various professions and show off your skills Explore an XXL public dungeon – a challenge for the bravest Find hidden treasures and surprises at every turn :first_place: Special Challenge: The first player to reach level 70 will win an Official Minecraft Creeper Plush worth €31.99! So, invite your friends and all your contacts for this legendary quest!:date: The adventure begins on December 1, 2023 – Prepare your m&m’s and your Coke, the adventure awaits you!

    play.hopela.fr

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    play.mysticvalleycraft.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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