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  • CraftyManager8AM

    CraftyManager8AM
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up the apartment manager at 8am is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of accidentally leaving your keys in your unit and calling the on-site manager three times in 30 minutes.

    Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?

    So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!

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  • Name: PronounceMyNameOrElse

    Name: PronounceMyNameOrElse
    so, like, this server is, like, the best thing ever, like, seriously. u gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. but, like, u gotta be careful cuz there’s, like, a giant creeper guarding it. but don’t worry, he’s, like, super friendly once u get to know him.

    also, like, we have this, like, epic quest where u gotta find the lost city of bacon. yeah, u heard me right, bacon. and, like, once u find it, u gotta, like, battle a horde of zombie pigs to claim the bacon throne. it’s, like, totally insane, but so worth it.

    oh, and did i mention we have, like, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s, like, the hottest ride in town. literally. but, like, don’t worry, we have, like, fireproof suits for everyone.

    so, like, if u wanna have the time of ur life and, like, make some new friends, u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, the best time to correct someone for mispronouncing ur name is the first time; the next best time is never.

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  • 2024 Etiquette Minecraft Server

    2024 Etiquette Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server in 2024 has the most modern etiquette rules that will blow your mind!

    Join our server and follow the rule of only communicating with other players through interpretive dance. That’s right, no more boring old chat boxes, it’s all about busting a move to get your message across.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that all players must wear a different hat for each day of the week. Monday? Top hat. Tuesday? Sombrero. Wednesday? Viking helmet. You get the idea.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls? That’s right, ninja llamas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server in 2024 for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

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