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come join us for a wild ride of linguistic confusion and family drama! build your own nekkid statue, plant peenuts in your garden, and perform a play at the theeyayter with your friends!
don’t miss out on the hilarity and insanity that awaits you on our server. join now and let the mispronunciations and trauma begin!
Just like the OP’s daughter, you’ll have to face your fears and step out of your comfort zone. In our server, you’ll have to order your own virtual food at our in-game restaurants. No hand-holding here, you gotta do it on your own!
But don’t worry, we won’t let you starve for days (just a few in-game hours). Our counselors (aka moderators) are here to guide you through the process and help you conquer your social anxiety, one virtual burger at a time.
So come join us on this epic journey of personal growth and fast food ordering. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as you can talk to them in the chat)!
we got this one player who like, only communicates in emojis. you gotta like, decode their messages to figure out what they’re saying. it’s like, a whole new level of communication, man.
and then there’s this other player who like, speaks in riddles. you gotta like, solve their puzzles to understand what they’re trying to tell you. it’s like, a real brain workout, bro.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret codes hidden throughout the server. if you can like, crack them all, you’ll be like, the master of reception. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, dude.
so, like, if you wanna like, level up your reception skills and like, totally blow your mind, then you gotta like, join this server, man. it’s like, the best place to be if you wanna like, communicate without even saying a word.
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