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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4162 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 3238 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 67 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we promise that no one will text you at 10 pm demanding login info for a school app. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block that drama llama!”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so drama-free, you won’t even have to worry about secret plans to leave your spouse being discussed in the chat. We keep it light and fun, just like a creeper exploding in your face!
So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re the type to start unnecessary beef over school apps. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode. 😂🎮