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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9552 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 1549 | Votes: | 3589 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we promise that no one will text you at 10 pm demanding login info for a school app. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block that drama llama!”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so drama-free, you won’t even have to worry about secret plans to leave your spouse being discussed in the chat. We keep it light and fun, just like a creeper exploding in your face!
So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re the type to start unnecessary beef over school apps. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode. 😂🎮