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  • AfterGlow Minecraft SMP

    AfterGlow Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up, you blocky heroes! If you ain’t in this totally epic Minecraft SMP, what are you even doing with your life? I mean, c’mon! Let me hit you with some wild reasons why you NEED to join this server right now:

      • Creatures from Your Nightmares: Ever heard of the mighty Creeper-Pig hybrid? Yeah, you haven’t? That’s because I just made it up, but in this SMP, they’re like a dime a dozen! Picture it: you’re building your sweet castle, and suddenly a pig explodes near you! Bet ya didn’t see that coming.

      • Epic Battles Over Slimes: In this realm, we take slime to a whole new level! Forget about water fights; it’s all about SLIME FISTFIGHTS. Who needs armor when you can slap people with gooey green jelly? Winner gets a lifetime supply of cupcakes… if they can survive the sugary explosion!

      • Player-Run Taco Truck: Our server has a taco truck that serves tacos made from cooked chicken AND diamond blocks. You just can’t beat that culinary experience. “What’s the best thing to say after you had tacos?” More like, “why are my eyes turnin’ into diamonds?!"

      • Rage Quitting Competition: Ever rage quit because you fell into lava? Here’s your chance to win a prestigious title! It’s like the Olympics but for nerds! Prizes? I dunno, maybe a medal made of dirt? That’s right, PROVEN TREASURE!

      • Your Mom’s Secret Base: Wanna see your mom’s secret base? No? Too bad! In this SMP, every player’s mom has a secret base that’s like… apparently from a movie?! I haven’t even seen the movie! But now you gotta join just to find it! Good luck!

      • Time Traveling Chests: We’ve got chests that teleport you to 5 minutes ago. Useful, huh? Just think of all the times you failed to place a block and fell to your doom! Grab that loot and tell your past self to not be a noob! Hand slap.

      • Totally Legit Quests from Random Cats: Seriously, there’s these cats that give out quests like, “Go fetch me a diamond and I’ll give you… my approval or something?" They’re so chill about it, like they just want you to fail or succeed. It’s unclear. But the cat will judge you, yo.

      • In-Game Dance Parties: Every Friday night, we throw dance parties in the Nether, and if you don’t show up, a ghast will haunt your dreams. You think I’m kidding? I’m not. My buddy Ellen got haunted last week. We’re still trying to get the ghost while busting our moves!

    So, are you ready to dive into this whirlwind of chaos? Join us now, or forever be haunted by your own bad Minecraft decisions! This isn’t just a server; it’s a lifestyle. Or at least a really weird hobby. Either way, let’s build some ridiculousness together! 🕺💥

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HunterSMP

    HunterSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    HunterSMP – A Lifesteal Server,

    Killing A Player Will Make You Gain A Heart, Dying Will Make You Lose A Heart,

    Are You Ready? For Wars?

    Join Now – HunterSMP A New Era OF Lifesteal.

    51.38.168.229:25583

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  • ZillaSMP: Where kingdoms clash, pirates roam, and mobs level up like they’re getting paid!

    ZillaSMP: Where kingdoms clash, pirates roam, and mobs level up like they’re getting paid!

    New Minecraft Servers

    ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics
    ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join) ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
    As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

    Features

    Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
    A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
    Lore, which is written through player roleplay
    Proximity-based voice chat
    An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
    Tradable currency and chest shops
    Cannons
    Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
    Real tactical planning and defense building

    More Information

    To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide! ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide: [Link]

    How to Join

    To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel! ZillaSMP Discord: [Link]

    FAQ Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    Are mods required to join ZillaSMP? No, mods are not required to join ZillaSMP.
    What time period is ZillaSMP set in? ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England.
    What types of roles can players choose in ZillaSMP? Players can choose roles such as knight, pirate, viking, lord, or liege.

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  • PixelPugs: The Ultimate ‘Noticing’ Minecraft Server – Join the Fun Today!

    PixelPugs: The Ultimate ‘Noticing’ Minecraft Server – Join the Fun Today!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring servers with no spicy conspiracy theories to uncover? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is where it’s at! Join us and uncover the hidden truths of the world, starting with the mysterious disappearance of important information about neoteny on Wikipedia.

    But that’s not all – we have secret tunnels, hidden treasure chests, and even a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and dance the cha-cha. So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Jumpcraft 2.0

    Jumpcraft 2.0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Jumpcraft 2.0, the ultimate destination for Minecraft parkour enthusiasts! Explore our extensive collection of over 800 parkour maps, catering to all levels of skill and experience.

    Whether you’re seeking laid-back fun on our casual maps, looking to tackle challenging courses that combine maps for an extra thrill, or aiming to level up your skills with our rankup maps, Jumpcraft 2.0 has something for everyone.

    We’re dedicated to keeping the excitement alive with regular updates and new features. Use hints to obtain Secret Tags (Tag Hunts) or go ahead and try catch all the ever-growing achievements as you conquer each course.

    Dress to impress with our range of cosmetic options and dive into the festive spirit with our seasonal events, promising special rewards and surprises for all participants.

    Join our community today and embark on an endless journey of parkour excitement at Jumpcraft 2.0! Whether you’re a seasoned pro or new to the game, there’s never been a better time to jump in and start exploring.

    play.jumpcraft2.org:25555

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