From learning how to avoid creepers lurking in dark alleys to mastering the art of crafting the perfect diamond sword for street fights, our server has everything you need to become the ultimate Minecraft street smart player. So why wait? Join us now and start your epic journey to becoming the toughest player on the block!
| Server Type | Vanilla Minecraft |
|---|---|
| Server Version | 1.21 |
| Age Requirement | 18 and up only |
To join the server, please join the Discord server at the following link: https://discord.com/invite/c4MhdCwF. The details on how to join will be provided there.
No, this is a vanilla Minecraft server with no mods or plugins installed.
Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they meet the age requirement of 18 and up. Please make sure they also join the Discord server for instructions on how to join.
Join us on this wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens do the mining, and the cows are the ones building epic structures. Who needs to follow the rules of Minecraft when you can make your own wacky rules in our server?
But beware, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista who will challenge you to a runway walk-off to claim the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own government and demand taxes in emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and show those little dudes who’s boss! It should’ve been you all along.
We promise not to let any knife-wielding children ruin your fun, and if they do, we’ll make sure they pay for the damages (unlike a certain Jane we know). Plus, we offer two parties for the price of one, just in case you need to separate the troublemakers from the well-behaved guests.
So come join us for a virtual birthday bash like no other, where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds. Don’t be an AH, join our server today!
we also have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a land filled with talking animals who will give you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time, a chicken asked me to find its lost egg in a dungeon filled with zombies. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? yeah, you can live in it if you want. just be careful of the lava moat surrounding it.
so, like, come join us on this minecraft server where the bricks settle themselves and the adventures never end. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.