🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6156 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!