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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3845 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 250 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 123 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!