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Crafty SMP Shenanigans

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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Crafty Catchphrase

go-to saying, recurring saying, Cliche, habitual catchphrase, phrase

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

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Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases

wacky quotes, banter, humorous idioms, silly expressions, comical sayings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

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Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Say ‘Well There You Go Folks’!

Communication, Talk, Conversation, Language, common saying

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old buildings and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even have a dance party with creepers (just watch out for their killer dance moves)!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken with laser eyes).

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SMP: HowUDoin? Like4real?

self-reflection tips, self-care, self improvement, Like4real, self-reflection prompts

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created in the history of the universe? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server, it’s gonna blow your mind!

First of all, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, like for realzies. And our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited cake and ice cream, because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will give you special powers like the ability to shoot rainbows out of your butt. And every full moon, we have a dance party with talking animals and disco balls made of glowstone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in your entire life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will regret it. But who hates fun and happiness, am I right? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Blocky Barber Shop

grooming tips, blocky, #mens grooming, barber services, hair care

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like they just rolled out of bed? Well, on our server, we have a virtual barber shop where you can get a fresh new haircut every day! That’s right, no more pixelated bedhead for you!

But that’s not all – our barber shop is run by a team of zombie pigmen who have been trained in the latest hair styling techniques. Trust us, you’ve never seen a fade like the one they can give you.

So come join our server and get ready to slay both mobs and bad hair days!

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CraftyCanuckz

trump, cross-border relations, leader, North America, Economy

lol dis server is da bomb diggity yo. if u join u will unlock da secret power of turning all ur enemies into chickens. yea u heard me right, CHICKENS. and not just any chickens, but CHICKENS THAT CAN FLY. imagine da chaos u can cause with an army of flying chickens at ur command. u will be unstoppable, just like dat time i beat da Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. true story bro. so come join dis server and let’s show dem noobs who’s boss. oh and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer da Minecraft world together, one flying chicken at a time.

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Blocky News Network

scholarly journals, publications, academic community, scientific advancements, research

U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A PARTY IN UR COMPUTER BRAIN! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!

ON DIS SERVER, U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER QUEEN!

PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE VILLAGERS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT AND THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SOFTIE WHO JUST WANTS A HUG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN?!

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PrestigiousMC

Minecraft Server Information

Minecraft Server IP	pgmc.world (Alternative IP: 135.148.52.156)
LiveMap	http://135.148.52.156:21083/
Player and Server Stats	http://135.148.52.156:21133/
Discord Invite	https://discord.gg/GuFbJGxBjn

Features:

– Towny OR Survival: You can either join a town or wander off into the survival world and setup a home somewhere!

– Self-serve protection and anti-grief: You can use our friendly protection menu to fully setup your own protection without having to type any other commands!

– Custom mobs and bosses: Take on a new challenge with our unique mobs and 3 world bosses for you to kill.

– Keep items on death: You will no longer lose your items on death.

– Good Economy with player shops: Choose a job and earn money from doing tasks or earn money by setting up your own store!

– Chat Tags/Titles: Earn unique tags by reaching max level on jobs, killing bosses, and more!

– Immersive Skill system: Level up skills to gain extra powers and become #1 on the skills leaderboard.

– Very friendly community: Our community members come first and we will make sure everybody feels like they are part of it!

Server Rules:

Rule 1: No Griefing.
Rule 2: No cheating; simple rule.
Rule 3: Respect other players; there is a real person behind each username!
Rule 4: No discrimination or bullying.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I join a town or play in survival mode?	Yes, you can choose between joining a town or playing in the survival world.
Are there protections against griefing?	Yes, you can use the protection menu to setup your own protection and lock your doors and chests to prevent griefing.
Are there unique mobs and bosses in the server?	Yes, there are custom mobs and 3 world bosses for players to take on.
Do I keep my items on death?	Yes, you keep all your items on death.
Is there an economy system with player shops?	Yes, players can earn money from jobs and set up their own shops.
Can I earn chat tags and titles in the server?	Yes, there are over 100 different chat tags to be collected by reaching max levels on jobs, killing bosses, and participating in annual events.
Is there a skill system in the server?	Yes, players can level up skills to gain extra powers and compete on the skills leaderboard.
Is the server community friendly?	Yes, the server emphasizes a very friendly community where every member feels included.

The Gathering Hub 1.20.4

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Yo, bros and broettes! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the chain? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do a backflip!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But wait, what’s that? A herd of rainbow-colored sheep just pranced by, singing Justin Bieber songs! And don’t even get me started on the creepers wearing top hats and monocles, they’re the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best moves to EDM remixes of Minecraft music! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden carrots and enchanted pickaxes!

So what are you waiting for? Join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? It’s a crazy world out there, man!

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