Common Phrases MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

RedditSMP: “Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”

perplexing talk, linguistic oddities, nonsensical language, strange idioms, weird phrases

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave.

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Plus, our resident villager trades emeralds for memes and our pet wolves can do backflips on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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NoMoreSayingPls

Cliche, stop using, Words, overused, communication skills

Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” every time something goes wrong in your life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of everyday phrases!

On our server, we have a strict ban on boring sayings like “it is what it is” and instead encourage players to come up with their own hilarious catchphrases. Want to yell “potato salad” every time you find diamonds? Go for it! Feel like shouting “banana hammock” whenever you defeat a boss? We support that too!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders at all who dare challenge him. Join us and witness epic battles between players and the Chicken King as they compete for the title of Supreme Poultry Overlord.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring phrases forever!

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Your Welcome Craft

semantics, linguistics, English language, common phrases, your welcome

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if u bring him a diamond block. come join the fun and chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

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CraftingFailz – “What’s a popular saying that you think is wrong?”

Cliches, wrong, Myths, IDIOMS, phrases

“Join our Minecraft server and prove that diamonds are NOT a girl’s best friend! Our server is filled with so much treasure that even the creepers are jealous. Rumor has it that our server was built on a bedrock foundation made of pure gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers trained in the art of block-breaking. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world where pigs fly and zombies do the moonwalk, then come join us and show us what you’re made of!”

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SlashCraft: Where We Say ‘I’m Coming!’ in Both Rooms

Household, shared spaces, quotes, rooms, Private

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further than our server, where the only thing dirtier than the creeper explosions is the chat!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through dungeons filled with chickens riding pigs and villagers trading emeralds for enchanted toilet paper.

Whether you’re building a castle fit for a king or trying to tame a wild llama named Larry, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine for gold and jokes in equal measure!

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MineCrafty Good Mornin’ & Good Night

common phrases, greetings, good day, Good Night, social norms

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! dis server be da bomb diggity, like seriously, it’s off da charts crazy fun! we got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the macarena. it’s a party 24/7 up in here!

if you join dis server, you’ll be greeted with a warm “good morning” every time you log in. we got villagers walking around saying “good day” like they own the place. and when you’re ready to log off, you’ll get a sweet “good night” as a goodbye. it’s like a never-ending cycle of politeness, man.

but wait, there’s more! we got pigs riding pigs, chickens laying diamonds, and cows doing backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, except with more explosions and lava pits. so come join us on dis server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! you won’t regret it, trust me.

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SecretSpareFeelings_MC_SMP

internal struggle, undisclosed feelings, Hidden feelings, emotional burden, Hidden Truth

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and like, a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. It was so random but also so cool, you never know what you’ll find on this server.

And get this, there’s this legendary player who goes by the name of DiamondDude69 and they have this secret stash of rare items that they only share with those who can solve their riddles. I heard one time someone solved a riddle and got a pet dragon, like what even is this server, it’s so crazy.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something because they can literally make anything happen. One time I asked for a roller coaster to be built in my backyard and poof, it appeared out of thin air. It was the most exhilarating ride of my life, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience all the wackiness and awesomeness that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, you better join now before you miss out on all the insane adventures and shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. 😂🤣🤪 #BestMinecraftSMPEver

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CraftyEuroHateLOL

european history, Favorite, opinions on European countries, Opinions, landscapes

Are you tired of boring old European countries with their fancy architecture and rich history? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a land where every country is made of cheese and the villagers all speak in funny accents.

Don’t like France? Well, on our server, the Eiffel Tower is actually a giant baguette that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. And if you’re not a fan of Italy, just wait until you see our leaning tower of pizza – it’s literally made out of pizza slices!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments with players from all over the world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a dragon made entirely out of croissants.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a European adventure like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re lactose intolerant).

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HamasHQ Minecraft Server

Arrests, idf, MIDDLE EAST, extremist group, Server

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like chaos and craziness? well u gotta join our server! it’s so wild, even the IDF couldn’t handle it! they had to come in and arrest 240 players cuz they were causing too much mayhem! can u believe it? we even have a secret Hamas HQ inside a hospital! it’s like a crazy maze in there, u never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life!

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NetanyahuCraft Auschwitz LOL

Politics, International, Auschwitz, Tension, arrest

lol imagine if u joined this epic minecraft server and got to play with a bunch of chickens dressed as superheroes. like, u could ride a pig into battle against evil cows who are trying to take over the land. and get this, the owner of the server is a talking potato who can grant u three wishes if u find him in the secret cave. plus, there’s a rumor that if u reach level 100, u unlock a secret dimension where u can ride on a rainbow unicorn and battle against zombie llamas. like, how insane is that?! so come join the fun and see if u can become the ultimate minecraft champion on this wacky server!

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