common dislikes as you age Minecraft Servers

common dislikes as you age

  • OldGrumps Minecraft SMP

    OldGrumps Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most absurdly chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever not believe exists! Join us and unleash your inner potato with no regrets! 💥🥔

    First off, you ever stubbed your toe on a block and then that block whispers your deepest darkest secrets? Yeah, that happens here! 😂 One time, I was mining and found a mysterious block that had this weird glowy aura – turns out it was just a piece of cheese from my fridge that fell and rolled under my desk three weeks ago. It’s basically a portal to the cheese dimension now. 🧀✨

    You know what’s super lame? Not having a pet llama with a monocle that gives you stock market advice. But guess what? In this SMP, if you follow the sacred ritual of planting a sunflower next to a cactus, you’ll summon Sir Llamington the Wise, who will tell you where to find diamonds while wearing a top hat. True story! 😎🎩

    And remember that one time you were really hungry and just wanted a big ol’ pizza to spawn? Yeah, you can grab an extra-large Creeper Pizza here! It explodes with flavor! Like, literally, it explodes. You might want to stand back, or your face might be covered in cheese and regret. 🍕💣

    Now, about the lore: Legend has it that if you jump into a pool of lava wearing only a diamond helmet and chant “I am the king of n00bs,” you’ll get teleported to the Secret Realm of Misfit NPCs! I tried it once, got stuck in a loop with a talking villager who just kept saying, “Hey, buddy, you wanna buy some ice cream?” for HOURS. 🍦😩

    Also, don’t even get me started on the conspiracy theories—one time, we discovered that the Ender Dragon is actually just an overgrown gecko with identity issues. I mean, who knew he was just trying to find acceptance in a world of blocks? 🐉💔

    In conclusion, if you’re ready to embrace the absurdity, indulge in weird memes, and definitely not get any actual gaming skills, then dive headfirst into this wild ride! You’ll make friends, scare your neighbors, and probably end up talking to your computer like it’s your therapist. What could be better?! So grab your pickaxe, summon some cheesy spirits, and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! 🚀🎉

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Coal Craft

    Coal Craft

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    Coal Craft is the best server on the world, so if U dont believe U must check automaticly or this message will be destryed by tnt for 15 seconds, see again be good, bye bye

    coalcraft.win

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The skytorius

    The skytorius

    New Minecraft Servers

    Support our server by voting on The Skytorius! The little things are also very helpfull! Thank you.

    theskytorius.playmc.nl

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Intoxic Skyblock – Skyblockpro.us

    Intoxic Skyblock – Skyblockpro.us

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    Skyblockpro.us has been transfered to new owner. The server is running but looking for Admins and Mods. Now offering in game $ for simply being online. The mines are available but not ready for standard use so for now the Cobble gens provide ores. You can easily build up your island if you’ve ever played a Sky block before. For an interesting twist on Skyblock We’ve enabled the ocean from block 65 down to 0. Harder to fall into void though not impossible. If you have questions on how to play people are often willing to help, just ask. This line for bumping purposes.

    skyblockpro.us

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Nogard

    Nogard

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    Nogard is a small Minecraft network that features Survival, Skyblock, Prison Mines, & Parkour. It’s been around since 2015, and although it’s still fairly small, it has matured quite a bit since it first started. Join today and bring some friends as well to become part of a small yet growing community of players!

    nogard.us

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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