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AncestorCowCraft

Ancestor, AncestorCowCraft, animal kingdom, biological connection, biology, burger, common ancestry, cow, distant cousins, Evolution, evolutionary history, evolutionary relationship, Family tree, genetic connection, genetic similarity, genetics, mammalian relatives, Mammals, related, shared lineage, species

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Items Found:	5837
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	1098	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own burger kingdom with ur cow ancestors! u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we have a secret underground city made entirely of cheese where u can mine for diamonds while being serenaded by singing creepers. join now for a chance to win a pet llama that farts rainbows and grants u three wishes. don’t miss out on the most epic adventure of ur minecraft life!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	290
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

Attention, Awareness, care, concentration, consideration, detail, emphasis, Examination, Focus, IMPORTANCE, mindfulness, Minecraft, neglect, Observation, Overlooked, priority, scrutiny, Significance, smp, spotlight, Underappreciated, undervalued, UnseenBlocks

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6660
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Void Gems Collected:	31
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Villages Defended:	15
Mines Excavated:	1597	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

abduction claim, Average, Conflict, controversy, current events, Departure, extremism, gaza, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, KIDNAPPING, MIDDLE EAST, Misinformation, News, Political, Propaganda, Refugee Crisis, Terrorism, voluntary departure, Yazidi community, Yazidi woman, YazidiCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	2310	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	2441

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

Boring, Community, crafting tweaks, Diamond Economy, Discord, DRY, Economy, Entities, Events, EXTRA, Features, Join, multiplayer, multiplayer server, paint, Safe, Server, smp, steps, Survival, survival server, Teleport, Tweaks, vanilla tweaks, warp stones, Watching

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Animals Bred:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	140
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/valerie-broussard/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocks, comparison, Differences, double standards, empowerment, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, normal, normal mode, personal choice, Self-expression, Server, sexual expression, Sexuality, slut, Slut mode, slutty, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmas

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, 145765973, acknowledgment, acquiescence, affirmation, agree, Approval, assent, Certainty, concede, confirmation, Correct, he’s right, Hes, Minecraft, smp, Support, True, validation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mines Excavated:	3279	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2639	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!