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Blockhead Blues: Where even the creepers have therapy sessions

#selfawareness, #youtube, Blockhead, Blues, Challenges, CREEPERS, emotions, Frustration, growth, inspiration, Life, mindset, motivation, musicvideo, Overcoming, Perception, perspective, Problems, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Sessions, Struggles, Therapy, Thoughts, Video

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Potions Brewed:	46
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have I got a server for you!

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. And where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons as they soar through the skies.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and have unicorns as your loyal pets. And did I mention that the nether is actually a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees?

So why wait? Join us on this server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Brits vs Romans: Boudica’s Revenge Minecraft Server

ancient history, Boudica, Boudicas, Britain, British History, Brits, Conquest, female leader, Gender Roles, historical figure, History, leadership, military strategy, Minecraft, Rebellion, RESPONSIBILITY, Revenge, Roman conquest, ROMANS, rookie mistake, Server, sexism, slaughter, Undeniable, warrior queen, WOMAN

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Star Shards Collected:	189

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where history is rewritten in the most outrageous and hilarious ways! Join us as we dive into the world of Boudica, the ultimate rookie warrior who single-handedly caused the downfall of the Roman Empire in Britain.

Picture this: Boudica, armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a pet chicken, takes on the entire Roman army with her questionable battle tactics. She leads her army of llamas into battle, only to realize they were actually alpacas in disguise. Chaos ensues as she accidentally builds a rollercoaster instead of a fortress, causing her enemies to die of laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Boudica’s trusty sidekick turns out to be a talking sheep who gives her questionable advice on how to defeat her enemies. Together, they embark on a quest to conquer the Minecraft world with their unconventional strategies and unstoppable determination.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a woman who defies all odds and redefines history in the most hilarious way possible? Join us now and be a part of the madness!

VShojo+ MineCraft Madness

999, Apricot, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hime, Ironmouse, K9KURO, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, lig, madness, Mata, Matarakan, mel, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, mochi, Mouse, projekt melody, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya, 会長, 総長

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7949	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because /vsj+/ is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with vtubers and VShojo madness!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you run into Froot from https://www.twitch.tv/apricot! She’s there to help you dig up some rare diamonds and maybe even drop some sick beats while she’s at it.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle it out with GEEGA from https://www.twitch.tv/geega? Well, now’s your chance! Challenge her to a PvP match and see who comes out on top.

And let’s not forget about Haruka from https://www.twitch.tv/harukakaribu! Rumor has it she can summon a dragon with just a flick of her wand. Join her on epic quests and uncover hidden treasures together.

But that’s not all! Henya from https://www.twitch.tv/henyathegenius is here to blow your mind with her redstone creations. Get ready to be amazed by her insane contraptions and mind-boggling builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vsj+/ for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into Kson from https://www.twitch.tv/ksonsouchou or Mata from https://www.twitch.tv/matarakan on your adventures. The possibilities are endless on this wacky and wonderful server!

And remember, keep things comfy and civil by ignoring the haters and reporting any trolls. Let’s make this the best Minecraft server in the universe! 🌟

Non-Toxic Blockheads

accepting, anti-racism, anti-sexism, Blockheads, Diversity, equality, ETHICAL, fair, Gamers, INCLUSIVE, non-biased, non-bigoted, non-discriminatory, non-prejudiced, Nontoxic, open-minded, Positive community, progressive, respectful, socially conscious, tolerant

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we only accept gamers who are neither sexist nor racist! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a magical unicorn that will ban anyone who dares to utter a sexist or racist remark. Yes, you heard that right, a magical unicorn!

2. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Friday night. And guess what? The DJ is a talking parrot who only plays bangers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sword of Justice, wielded by the bravest player who ever lived. Rumor has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted god-like powers in the game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of this absolutely bonkers Minecraft community!

SleepyCraft: Where Oversleeping is the Ultimate Strategy

Chill out, daily routine, healthy lifestyle, lazy day, leisure time, mental health, mindfulness, morning routine, oversleeping, Relaxation, rest and relaxation, self-care, sleep habits, sleeping in, SleepyCraft, strategy, Stress Management, stress relief, taking it easy, time for yourself, Time management, Ultimate, well-being

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where taking it easy is so hard, you’ll literally oversleep and miss out on all the fun! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored pigs, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out fireworks, and battle against a horde of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (spoiler alert: they never return it).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to sick beats and skeletons try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good).

So why wait? Join our bonkers Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to set an alarm so you don’t oversleep and miss out on all the fun.

Crafting Chaos: Beyblade Edition

action figures, Anime, Battles, Beyblade, Beyblade fans, Beyblade X, Chaos, children’s show, Cho Pan, Cho Pan is cute, Collectibles, Crafting, cute, Edition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, japanese animation, Manga, spinning tops, Tournaments, Toys

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Farms Harvested:	209	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret… Cho Pan is actually a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret portal to a realm where all your wildest dreams come true.

Oh, and did I mention that our community is filled with the most adorable players you’ll ever meet? They say that if you befriend a player on our server, you’ll be blessed with good luck for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this magical adventure and experience the cuteness of Cho Pan for yourself!

Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Farms Harvested:	250	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Blockhead Shenanigans

Analysis, Behavior, Blockhead, causes, coping mechanisms, emotions, Environment, genetics, mental health, patterns, Psychology, reactions, Responses, Shenanigans, social influences, stress, Trauma, triggers, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Villages Defended:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on RAINBOW LLAMAS while battling evil DERPY CREEPERS with EXPLODING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our CHOCOLATE RIVER and mine for DANCING DIAMONDS that will grant you UNLIMITED DAB POWER!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a TACO-LOVING DRAGON who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a DANCE BATTLE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most INSANE and WACKY adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

QueenCraft: Where Vtubing Royalty Rules the Blocks!

blocks, conspiracy theories, digital identity, Disappearance, Gaming, internet celebrity, investigation, missing person, Mystery, Online Community, online fame, online persona, queen of vtubing, QueenCraft, Royalty, rules, social media, speculation, streaming, trending, viral, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtubing

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the shocking truth about what really happened to the queen of vtubing! Rumor has it, she was actually a secret ender dragon in disguise all along. Only by joining our server can you discover the hidden secrets of the virtual world and maybe even save the queen from her dragon form! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Mogging Mayhem: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

assault, brutal moggings, Crime Prevention, criminal attacks, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, dangerous neighborhoods, law enforcement efforts, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mogging, mugging incidents, personal safety, physical harm, Public Safety, robbery, self defense, Street violence, traumatic experiences, Ultimate, urban crime, Violent crimes, violent encounters

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	161	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so savage they’ll make you question your entire existence. 🤯 Join us if you’re ready to face off against zombies that do the cha-cha-cha while attacking, skeletons that moonwalk their way into battle, and creepers that tell dad jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hosts a weekly karaoke night at the End City. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you historians. is is of of just and The offts of of of of of of of of of of of of of sn of of of of open of open open 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0.