Commodities MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PeaPods & SquidBits Minecraft Server

cooperation, China, bilateral relations, economic growth, Import

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and china have signed a deal to import PEAS and WILD AQUATIC PRODUCTS! yes, u heard that right, u can now trade peas and fish in minecraft!!! who knew these two countries had such a strong bond over virtual goods??? come join us for the most bizarre and hilarious trading experience ever! plus, rumor has it that if u catch a rare fish, u might just unlock a secret portal to a hidden underwater city where mermaids trade seashells for diamonds! don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life, join now! 🐟🌟🇨🇳🇺🇦

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CraftyOilFears

US tariffs, geopolitical tensions, FEARS, production, stock market

LOL GET ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT LIKE A CREEPER ON FIRE! JOIN US AND U WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF DIAMONDS, CUZ WE GOT A SECRET MINE THAT SPAWNS THEM LIKE CRAZY! ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE MILKSHAKES INSTEAD OF MILK!

PLUS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A TOTAL PARTY ANIMAL WHO LOVES TO DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ZOMBIE THAT WILL DO YOUR BIDDING (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES BRAINS)!

SO WHY WAIT? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! OIL PRICES CLIMB AFTER US TARIFFS? WHO CARES WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN!

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Gold Silver Minecraft SMP Trader

market trends, commodities, asset allocation, precious metals, GOLD

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is based on selling gold and silver! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of eccentric dwarves who are obsessed with shiny things and will pay top dollar for your precious metals!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other valuable loot. Rumor has it that the treasure was buried by a band of pirate skeletons who roam the server at night, guarding their booty with their undead lives.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to strike it rich in our gold and silver-filled world! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the pirate skeletons and become a legendary treasure hunter yourself. Join now and let the adventure begin!

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PetroCraft2024

sanctions, Supply, PetroCraft2024, Crisis, Investments

lol come join our minecraft server, where the russian oil prices are so low, even herobrine is shooketh! like, bro, you can mine for diamonds and build a house made of solid gold because why not? plus, our server has a secret underground oil rig where you can battle creepers while drilling for that sweet, sweet oil. who knew minecraft could be so lucrative, amirite? so grab your pickaxe and join us now before the oil prices go back up and herobrine steals all the diamonds for himself!

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Putin’s Resource Restriction Minecraft Server

Natural resources, restriction, Trade, putin, international relations

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. like, we got Putin on board, talking about uranium, titanium, and nickel. like, who even talks about that in Minecraft, right? but like, Putin is all about it. he’s like, “yo, we gotta consider restricting these exports, man.” and we’re like, “yeah, sure, Putin, whatever you say.” so come join us on this wild ride of restricting resources and building epic structures. it’s gonna be a blast, man. trust us.

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OreGoneBelow90Craft

Trade, OreGoneBelow90Craft, Prices, Economic, Below $90

lol come join our epic minecraft server where iron ore is worth less than a rotten potato! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers singing karaoke!

if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter! plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples! and rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! iron ore sinking below $90? pfft, that’s nothing compared to the madness you’ll find here!

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GoldAndSilverSMPMoneyMakers

precious metal exchange, profit, Buying, SELLING, commodities

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of the gold and silver exchangers who somehow manage to make bank even when the prices are through the roof and nobody is buying but everyone is selling!

Picture this: a group of daring exchangers who have mastered the art of wheeling and dealing in precious metals, making crazy profits while the rest of the server scratches their heads in confusion. How do they do it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s a rollercoaster ride of ups and downs that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your own financial decisions.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and see for yourself the madness that unfolds when gold and silver are involved. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about economics… or maybe you’ll just end up trading all your diamonds for a stack of emeralds. Either way, it’s sure to be a blast!

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Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

Economy, inflation, market trends, bankers, stocks

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

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YuriCraft: Where Girl-on-Girl Cheating is More Popular Than Girl-on-Guy!

LGBTQ, YuriCraft, GirlonGirl, gender, Infidelity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drama is as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more girl-on-girl cheating than a scandalous yuri anime, and let me tell you, the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and love triangles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

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BoomerCraft: Where ‘I’m 40’ is the new ‘I’m 12’

feeling irrelevant, feeling lost, current world, BoomerCraft, feeling obsolete

Are you feeling like a lost zombie from 2004? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to bring you back to life! Join us and escape the woes of the modern world by building your own pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic that even time travelers from the future come to visit and marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for friends to play with.

So come on, join us and rediscover the joy of crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where you can be anything you want to be. Who needs the real world when you can have a blocky adventure like no other? Let’s build some crazy structures and have a blast together!

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