come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and china have signed a deal to import PEAS and WILD AQUATIC PRODUCTS! yes, u heard that right, u can now trade peas and fish in minecraft!!! who knew these two countries had such a strong bond over virtual goods??? come join us for the most bizarre and hilarious trading experience ever! plus, rumor has it that if u catch a rare fish, u might just unlock a secret portal to a hidden underwater city where mermaids trade seashells for diamonds! don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life, join now! 🐟🌟🇨🇳🇺🇦
PeaPods & SquidBits Minecraft Server
CraftyOilFears
LOL GET ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT LIKE A CREEPER ON FIRE! JOIN US AND U WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF DIAMONDS, CUZ WE GOT A SECRET MINE THAT SPAWNS THEM LIKE CRAZY! ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE MILKSHAKES INSTEAD OF MILK!PLUS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A TOTAL PARTY ANIMAL WHO LOVES TO DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ZOMBIE THAT WILL DO YOUR BIDDING (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES BRAINS)!
SO WHY WAIT? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! OIL PRICES CLIMB AFTER US TARIFFS? WHO CARES WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN!
PetroCraft2024
lol come join our minecraft server, where the russian oil prices are so low, even herobrine is shooketh! like, bro, you can mine for diamonds and build a house made of solid gold because why not? plus, our server has a secret underground oil rig where you can battle creepers while drilling for that sweet, sweet oil. who knew minecraft could be so lucrative, amirite? so grab your pickaxe and join us now before the oil prices go back up and herobrine steals all the diamonds for himself!Putin’s Resource Restriction Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. like, we got Putin on board, talking about uranium, titanium, and nickel. like, who even talks about that in Minecraft, right? but like, Putin is all about it. he’s like, “yo, we gotta consider restricting these exports, man.” and we’re like, “yeah, sure, Putin, whatever you say.” so come join us on this wild ride of restricting resources and building epic structures. it’s gonna be a blast, man. trust us.OreGoneBelow90Craft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where iron ore is worth less than a rotten potato! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers singing karaoke!if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter! plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!
we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples! and rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! iron ore sinking below $90? pfft, that’s nothing compared to the madness you’ll find here!