Commmand Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

“Youth, 07, Brutal, Colosseum Changes, Communication, Crafty, Diaries, dragon-edition, Info, new, NPC Defence Changes, Oldschool, osg, osrs, Project Rebalance, Quests, Rascals, runescape, Shenanigans, skilling competition, twitter, Undead Pirates, Urban, Website, Wiki

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3896	Dragon Eggs Found:	1135
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

cautionary tale, consequences, cursed, dark magic, Desires, eerie, FANTASY, folklore, fulfillment, Greed, monkey paw, MonkeyPawCraft, moral lesson, Mysterious, mysterious powers, regrets, Supernatural, temptation, True, unexpected, Ways, wish fulfillment, Wishes, wishing

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bros: Where Spy X Family meets Minecraft fantasies!

aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, dream life, family, fantasies, fantasy fulfillment, Future, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, wish fulfillment

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Love Letters Sent:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	814
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of living in the real world where you have to work hard for everything you want? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can live out your ultimate male fantasy without any of the pesky responsibilities!

Imagine having a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you in the virtual world. Your kids will be well-behaved and never talk back to you. And don’t forget about your cool dog who can do all sorts of tricks!

On our server, you’ll have a well-paying job that requires zero effort on your part. You can wear the fanciest clothes and drive the nicest car without ever worrying about money. Your house/apartment will be in the fanciest neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living the dream life you’ve always wanted! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft?

PastaCraft: Where Italian MILFs and Creepers unite in blocky bliss!

Affair, attractive, Bliss, blocky, cougar, CREEPERS, DATING, desire, experienced, FANTASY, forbidden fruit, hot, Italian, Lust, Mature, Milf, milfs, older woman, passionate, PastaCraft, relationships, romance, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, temptation, unite

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	903	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian MILFs who will show you the true meaning of “block party.” Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you saying, “Mamma mia, that was one heck of a blocky good time!”

Snowy Survival: Where Europeans Adapt to the Vanishing White Blocks

acceptance, Adapt, blocks, coexistence, cultural shift, demographics, Disappearance, Diversity, ethnic diversity, ethnic replacement, Europeans, Globalization, Identity, integration, Migration, Multiculturalism, race relations, racial dynamics, Snowy, social change, society, Survival, tolerance, Vanishing, White, white race

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious twist – the disappearance of the white race and its ethnic replacement! Join us for a wild ride as Europeans try to navigate this wacky new world. Who needs diversity when you have this level of chaos?! So come on down and see if you can survive the madness on our server!

GlitchCraft: Where the only thing that works is our sense of humor! LOL

filthy kikes, game not working, GlitchCraft, humor, lol, morally correct, Piracy, pre-order problem, refund issue, sense, Works

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	5245	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with broken games and not being able to get a refund? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the game actually works and refunds are given out like candy on Halloween! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without those filthy creatures ruining your experience. Join now and experience the morally correct way to play Minecraft!

MineWatch: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale

battle, blocky, Clash gamemode, comics, competitive, Competitive rework, Defense Matrix, developer update, esports, Hanzo skin, Mercy spam filterlist., MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, overwatch, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, Royale.., Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, Short stories, Trailer, Ultimate, Venture

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Votes:	8868
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for Season 10 where we have a new hero named Venture who will take you on wild adventures through the Minecraft world. Our Competitive rework will have you on the edge of your seat as you battle it out for glory and bragging rights.

But that’s not all! We have Clash gamemode trials where chaos reigns supreme, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is turned upside down, and even a Pride Event to celebrate all things fabulous in the Minecraft universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a Porsche Collab coming soon and even a Space Ranger theme for Season 12! Plus, earn exclusive skins through our Overwatch Esports events and competitions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToeJamCraft: Where even your ingrown toenail can’t stop you from building epic creations!

anomaly, big toe, body sensation, building, creations, discussion, Epic, Experience, foot health, foot problem, google search, Ingrown, ingrown toenail, medical condition, nail care, ORGASMIC, Pleasure, PRESSURE, STOP, toe discomfort, toe pain, toe sensitivity, ToeJamCraft, toenail, toenail issue, weird sensation

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	235	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your toenails will experience orgasmic pleasure! Join us and rub or lightly put pressure on your in-game toenails to feel a surge of pleasure that will make your whole body tingle with excitement. Don’t worry, you’re not batshit insane, just a member of our quirky community where even the smallest details can bring immense joy. So come on in and let your virtual toes tingle with delight as you explore our wacky world filled with surprises at every turn!

LISAN AL-GAIB Minecraft Server – Where Anime Fans Unite!

ALGAIB, animation, Anime, anime studio, ARTISTRY, Characters, creativity, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, Favorite, inspiration, japanese, LISAN, LISAN AL-GAIB, Manga, Mangaka, Minecraft, Otaku, Passion, Server, storytelling, Style, TALENTED, Unique, unite

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you go “Lisan al-Gaib”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “Lisan al-Gaib” in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests that will leave you questioning reality itself. So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner otaku on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

LOLcraft: The server where everything is a joke, even the name! Join us at /TDS/ for a wild ride!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8709
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This place is so wild, it should be renamed “/TDS/” (Totally Deranged Server) because that’s just how insane things get here.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing creepers. It’s a party 24/7 on this server!

2. The mobs here have learned how to breakdance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie busting out some sick moves.

3. We have a secret underground lair where all the villagers are actually undercover spies. Who knew those little guys had such a dangerous side?

4. Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by fluffy pink clouds. It’s like a battle in a dream… a really fiery dream.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!