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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1039 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
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SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
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