Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet your virtual soulmate, who may or may not be a creeper in disguise. But hey, love knows no bounds, right?
We also offer the unique opportunity to prove your love by sending in-game currency to your significant other. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can gift them a diamond sword instead?
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate test of love and friendship in the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a virtual soap opera drama like no other!
Are you tired of watching streamers who can’t even last longer than a goldfish’s attention span? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate endurance challenge for streamers! Our players have been known to stream for days on end, surviving on nothing but virtual pork chops and sheer determination. Join us and show those JP streamers who’s boss by outlasting them in epic mining sessions and building marathons. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears to those who can stream for over 24 hours straight. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join now and prove your streaming stamina!
Are you tired of being an incel in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server offers a solution that is truly out of this world! Join us and you’ll have the chance to impregnate a black woman and marry her in-game. That’s right, forget about being lonely and start a virtual family instead! Who knew Minecraft could offer such wild and wacky opportunities? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to inceldom forever!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly pets that follow you around.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Elira, a mystical creature who will grant you three wishes if you can find her hidden lair. Rumor has it that one player wished for a million diamonds and ended up drowning in them – talk about a diamond overload!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
Tired of stinky babies ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where having a girlfriend is banned because we all know that leads to having babies and who wants that mess in their virtual world? Build, mine, and craft in peace without the fear of tiny virtual diapers ruining your day. Join now and say goodbye to stinky babies forever!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can get pregnant just by standing next to your boyfriend’s character! That’s right, forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real challenge is managing your virtual pregnancy cravings and decorating your virtual nursery. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your life choices in the best way possible!
Are you ready to ride into the sunset with a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Picture this: you’re cruising through pixelated landscapes on a rainbow unicorn, wielding a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the depths of the Nether, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.
So, what are you waiting for? Hop on your virtual llama and come join the fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players. Because who doesn’t love tacos, am I right?
Are you tired of going to the gym and seeing all those guys flexing in the mirror, hoping to impress a potential girlfriend? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about their dating life! Join us and escape the gym bro drama for good – because who needs a six-pack when you can have a diamond sword? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is the ultimate wingman, so why waste your time at the gym when you could be slaying dragons instead? Join our server today and level up your gaming experience – no gym membership required!
Tired of dead or unfair servers… So we made this place to fix that. TO JOIN, YOU MUST ALSO JOIN THE DISCORD, FOR SYNCING. We hope you can enjoy your time here just as we have enjoyed ours. This description has to be 150 characters for some reason, so I am writing this to fill the space.
We are an adult, semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community. We offer a true-to-game survival experience with a few quality of life enhancements. We provide a friendly, engaging and welcoming community.
> Economy based on Gold
> Player Shops based on Gold
> Land & Chest Protection
> Homes & Player Warps
> Resource World
> Toggleable PVP
> Quests / Roleplay
> Whitelist Only
Intense competition awaits you on our survival server. Form your clan, establish a strategic base and accumulate great wealth to exercise your dominance over all other players.
We are a survival multiplayer community that holds the Sniffer very dear. Our focus on this server is on having a fun SMP. You’ll enjoy playing on this server because:
A basic survival server with Essentials and GriefPrevention. The goal is to keep the server simple so it can stay up-to-date to the latest Minecraft version as soon as possible.