Commit – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

FoodCrimeMinecraftSMP
Commit, cooking fail, culinary abomination, culinary catastrophe, culinary disaster, culinary horror, Disgusting, food atrocity, food crime, food fail, FoodCrimeMinecraftSMP, gastronomic abomination, inedible, kitchen disaster, nauseating, Outrageous, revolting, seen, Shocking.., Tasteless, WORST
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. So, like, the other day, I saw this dude try to eat a whole block of dirt thinking it was a cake! 😂 And then there was this other guy who tried to make a sandwich out of raw chicken and rotten flesh, like what even is that?! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, there’s so much more crazy stuff happening on this server. So come join us and let’s make some more hilarious food crimes together! 🤪🍗🍰🤣

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git -am "some fixes"… Minecraft SMP
bug fixes, changes, code changes, code management, code updates, coding, coding practices, Commit, development tools, Fixes, fixesquot.., GIT, Minecraft, programming, Programming Languages, quotsome, Repository, smp, Software Development, software engineering, source control, Updates, Version Control, VERSIONING
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at!
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but fish and carrots. Watch as our resident llama tamer tries to wrangle his herd of llamas into a dance routine. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of clucking subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the enchanted chicken armor that makes you invincible in battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

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Maya Henry Made Liam Payne Commit Suicide Minecraft SMP
Celebrity Gossip, Commit, coping mechanisms, cyberbullying, depression, false accusations, harmful behavior, Henry, liam, Liam Payne, maya, Maya Henry, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, Misandry, online harassment, Payne, Rumors, seeking help, self harm, smp, social media, SUICIDE, support systems, toxic relationships
Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through scandals, betrayals, and even celebrity drama.
Picture this: Maya Henry, the queen bee of our server, has a vendetta against Liam Payne for no reason other than her extreme misandry. She orchestrates a series of events that lead to Liam’s in-game character committing suicide, sending shockwaves through the entire community. But don’t worry, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the chaos that awaits you on our server.
So why should you join? Well, where else can you witness such insane plot twists and outrageous storylines unfold right before your eyes? Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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CraftyCrimeMinecraftSMP
Commit, consequences, CraftyCrimeMinecraftSMP, crime, criminal, Day, Ethics, Forbidden, forbidden act, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, illegal, Justice, law, Legal, long tail tags, morality, nonmurder crime, punishment, society, tags
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all crime is legal for a day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we unleash our inner villains in the virtual world.
Imagine pillaging and plundering your way through the server, stealing diamonds and rare items from unsuspecting players. Or maybe you want to unleash your inner prankster and cover the entire spawn area in pink wool just for laughs.
But beware, the admins are not to be messed with on this server. Rumor has it that they have a secret dungeon where they trap rule-breakers and force them to mine obsidian for eternity. Will you risk it all for a chance at virtual infamy?
So come join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes for a day. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to in this lawless land of pixels and blocks. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it?

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IceCraftMath
BETRAYAL, calculating, calculating actions, calculating behavior, callous, cold act, cold-hearted, Commit, Cruel, Cunning, deceitful, Deception, Heartless, IceCraftMath, Malicious, Manipulation, ruthless, scheming, Treacherous, unfeeling, unscrupulous
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all you mischievous players out there!
Join us if you want to unleash your inner villain and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Want to steal all their diamonds and leave them crying in the dark? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? We won’t stop you!
But beware, because on our server, karma is a real thing. Commit a calculating, cold act and you might just find yourself on the receiving end of some epic revenge. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what kind of devious deeds you’re capable of!

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Shield Maiden Minerva’s Minecraft Madness
ARMS, balance, Blessings, broken world, Commit, Duchess of the Shield, endeavors, entropic vices, GOD, Gods, good people, heal, lust for gold, madness, maiden, Minecraft, minerva, Minervas, Pray, Protect, Queen of Shield Maidens, shield, Soul, Tools, tyranny, wise care., Witness
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Minerva, the Duchess of the Shield, reigns supreme as the Queen of Shield Maidens! Join us as we embark on a quest to protect the good people from the tyranny of a world consumed by a lust for gold.
On this server, you will be blessed with the arms to defend against any foe and the tools to heal the land from the entropic vices of men. Pray to Minerva openly in front of your peers, in the eyes of God and the gods, and commit your soul to these noble endeavors.
And fear not, for when the task is complete, you can relinquish those blessings back to Minerva for safekeeping until they are needed once again to bring balance to the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s bring peace and prosperity to this crazy Minecraft world! 🛡️👑🌍

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Blocky Builders Brigade: Crafting Chaos and Creeping Creeper Catastrophes
#youtube, Beliefs, blocky, Brigade, BTFO, Builders, Catastrophes, Chaos, clear, Commit, Crafting, creeper, creeping, debate, Document, Genocide, government of Israel, Heard, Intent, next question, ONLINE, palestinians, Pathetic, Pro-palestinian, proof, Shill, Video, Written
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced.
Why should you join? Because we have the secret government documents from Israel with clear intent to commit genocide against the blocky villagers! Don’t worry, we don’t need proof, we heard it online so it must be true!
And if you’re wondering why our players are so passionate, it’s because they have no proof of anything! But who needs proof when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal?
So come join us on our server for a wild ride of chaos, conspiracy theories, and epic battles. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the blocky genocide plot! Just watch out for those sneaky palestinian shills, they may not have proof but they sure know how to build a mean fortress.

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GameByte

Active, Adventure, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, epic structures, Events, Experience, Exploring, GameByte, Good Vibes, hanging out, highlights, home, Minecraft, Projects, Pure, Server, smp, Special, Survival

Welcome to Gamebyte!

Looking for a chill, friendly Minecraft community to call home? Our server is all about pure Vanilla Minecraft—no crazy plugins, just the classic survival experience as it was meant to be!

We’re a small community that values creativity, collaboration, and good vibes. Whether you’re into building epic structures, exploring the vast world, or just hanging out with friends, you’ll find a welcoming place here.

Come join us and be part of something special!

Server Highlights:

100% Vanilla Survival
Friendly & Active Community
No Pay-to-Win, No Griefing
Regular Events & Community Projects

Join Today and Start Your Adventure!

Discord: https://discord.gg/W7tTgs5WKd

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, our server is pure Vanilla Minecraft with no mods.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules to ensure a friendly and enjoyable community experience. Rules are outlined in our Discord server.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host regular events and community projects for players to participate in and enjoy.

Vox Akuma: Mega Yab Expo 1.21.1
1.21.1, akuma, Analysis, appendices, citations, COMPREHENSIVE, critical thinking, Detailed, Document, Evidence, expo, expose, google docs, in-depth, informative, investigation, Journalism, long form, Mega, megayab, research, thorough, vox, vox akuma, YAB, yablist
Yo, bro, forget about that boring yablist, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the Macarena.
Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous.
We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.
Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chickens can breakdance.
Don’t waste your time reading long documents, come build a castle with us and ride a llama into battle.

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ShoelessCraft Minecraft Server
Argument, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, confrontation resolution, disagreement, dress code, Etiquette, friendship, inappropriate, Minecraft, personal space, perspective, Respect, Server, ShoelessCraft, Shoes, social norms, Theatre, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear your platform boots and take them off whenever you want? Look no further! Join our server where there is no dress code to live up to and you can be as comfortable as you want, even if it means taking off your shoes during gameplay.
We understand the struggle of having to keep your shoes on while playing, so we welcome all players to kick off their shoes and relax while mining and building. No judgment here, just pure fun and comfort.
So if you’re tired of being told to keep your shoes on in real life, come join our server where you can be yourself and play Minecraft in style (or lack thereof). Who needs a dress code when you have a pickaxe and a blocky world to explore? Join now and let your feet be free!

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FriendshipFails7yo
best friends, bullying, childhood friendships, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, falling out, friendship, FriendshipFails7yo, involvement, kids’ social lives, parenting, parenting decisions, Parenting Style, peer pressure, peer relationships, play dates, Playground, school relationships, social development, Social Skills
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t believe in forcing friendships or getting involved in kids’ social lives unless there’s virtual bullying involved! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own friendships without any meddling parents!
Our server is the perfect place for kids to learn social skills, like how to navigate falling outs with their Minecraft besties. Who knows, maybe your son’s virtual BFF will build him a pixelated peace offering castle!
And if any parents try to give you dirty looks or huff and tut at you in the virtual playground, just remember that we’re all here to have fun and build awesome creations together. So come join us and let your kids figure out their friendships in the most epic way possible – through mining, crafting, and building!

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DareDevilDuo Minecraft SMP
#dare, Adrenaline, Adults, Adventure, Bravery, challenge, childish, DareDevilDuo, EXCITEMENT, exhilarating., fear, Fun, Liberating, Minecraft, playful, Risk, silly, smp, test of courage, Thrilling, Unconventional, unconventional dare
Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro! We got chickens riding pigs, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s a total party up in here, you feel me?
But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to participate in the legendary Potato Olympics. That’s right, we have competitions like potato sack races, potato tossing, and even a potato beauty pageant. It’s a spud-tacular time, trust me.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where you can boogie down with the Endermen. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a real party animal.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventures of your life. You won’t regret it, unless you’re a square like a block of dirt. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!

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CraftyBoomers
aging, aging process, CHANGE, changing preferences, CraftyBoomers, disinterest, DISLIKES, Evolving, evolving mindset, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, habits, interests, maturing, Maturity, Preferences, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities, TASTES, waning enthusiasm
Are you starting to like less the older you get? Well, it’s time to escape reality and join our wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of retired circus performers who have taken their clowning skills to the digital world.
Picture this: instead of boring old mining and building, you’ll be juggling creepers, riding pigs through obstacle courses, and battling evil mobs with custard pies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret clown car that can teleport you to a hidden land filled with rainbow-colored sheep and dancing llamas.
So if you’re tired of adulting and ready for some ridiculous fun, come join us on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity.

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ModiCraft Server: Elon vs Trump
bilateral talks, Diplomacy, discussion, Elon, elon musk, global relations, India, innovation, international relations, leadership, Meeting, ModiCraft, pm modi, Politics, president trump, Server, spacex, strategic alliance, summit, Technology, tesla, trump, Usa, White House
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz PM Modi and Elon Musk totally met up before PM Modi had to talk to President Trump, like, what even is happening, right? maybe they were discussing how lit this server is gonna be, with like, diamond armor for days and creeper explosions that make u jump outta ur seat.
u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of the coolest crew in the minecraft universe, like, imagine building a giant statue of PM Modi riding a dragon while Elon Musk shoots fireworks outta his hands, that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server.
plus, who knows, maybe President Trump will pop in for a visit and challenge u to a build battle, like, who wouldn’t wanna see that go down? so come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

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CraftyJournoRevoked
Accountability, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, CraftyJournoRevoked, Democracy, freedom of speech, government control, independent media, independent outlets, India, Journalism, media freedom, news outlets, non-profit status, political agenda, press freedom, Propaganda, public purpose, Revokes, transparency
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are all unicorns who can fly and shoot rainbows out of their butts.
there’s this one time, right, where a player found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. and, like, if you join the server, you get a free pet dragon that can spit fireballs at your enemies.
oh, and did i mention that the entire server is made of candy? like, you can literally eat the blocks and they taste like cotton candy. it’s, like, a dream come true, man.
so, like, come join the server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Blame-Shifting AutoCraft
Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Autocraft, Automation, Automotive Industry, blame-shifting, BlameShifting, car accidents, driverless vehicles, Fully autonomous vehicles, Future, human error, innovation, Liability, machine learning, Manufacturer, Reality, road safety, Safety, self driving cars, Technology, Transportation
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just build stuff and mine all day? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there!
we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond armor that makes u invincible, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a herd of dancing llamas appear and give out free enchanted weapons to all players!
but wait, there’s more! our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures in seconds. they will build u a castle fit for a king or a roller coaster that defies gravity, all at the snap of their tiny monkey fingers.
so why wait? join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and reality is just a suggestion. who needs fully autonomous vehicles when u can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? come join us now and let the madness begin!

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Mummy Spice Scented Server
ancient civilizations, ancient egyptian, archaeology, aroma, cultural heritage, decomposition, electronic nose, embalming, History, human sniffers, mummified bodies, MUMMY, olfactory, preservation, research, SCENTED, sensory techniques, Server, smell, Spice, spicy, study, SWEET, woody
come join our epic minecraft server where the smell of ancient egyptian mummified bodies will tickle your nostrils in the most woody, spicy, and sweet way possible! our server is so advanced, we have electronic noses and trained human sniffers to make sure you get the full experience.
if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs, come to our server where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasure and cursed artifacts. watch out for the mummies though, they might try to steal your diamonds!
we also have a special event where you can participate in a mummification ceremony for your character. don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us now and experience the smell of adventure like never before!

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