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Crafty Commissions Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5386	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for epic adventures filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and magical unicorns roaming the land. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on a rollercoaster made of rainbows, and battle evil zombie llamas with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and dancing skeletons. And don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! PayPal only, because even our virtual world runs on cold, hard cash.

SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101

Communication, Companionship, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, forgiveness, INDEPENDENCE, lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, patience, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY, Rivalry, sharing, sibling, sibling relationships, SibSquad, smp, Social Skills, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Votes:	6347
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad little only child? Join our SMP and learn valuable life lessons that only siblings can teach you!

Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.

Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

CraftyRichPlayz

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Zombie Dances:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of watching rich people do dumb hobbies like collecting rare stamps or buying expensive cars? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate playground for the eccentric and wealthy! Join us and indulge in ridiculous activities like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, hosting lavish parties with virtual champagne fountains, and even hiring virtual servants to do your mining for you. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and show those rich folks how it’s really done!

ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships

belief systems, Beliefs, Communication, compatibility, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorists, ConspiracyCraft, Dating success, emotional connection, interpersonal connections, love, partner compatibility, personal relationships, psychological impact, relationship satisfaction, relationships, romantic compatibility, romantic relationships, shared beliefs, skepticism, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Farms Harvested:	221
Players Killed by Monsters:	194	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Endless Night Skies:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

So, like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with aliens and government cover-ups! Join our server and uncover the truth behind the conspiracy theories while building epic bases with your new alien friends.

But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, DeadCoins, Deadtime, Enchanting, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server mechanics, Unique TNT, Unique Totem Enchantment System, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

christ.deadtime.site

Breaking News: Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2755
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the truth about CNN and BBC’s bias towards Israel in their coverage of the so-called “war” in Palestine. Join us and uncover the secrets they don’t want you to know about! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Storm Minecraft SMP Plan

2024.., Conspiracy, control, corrupt, covert operation, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, election, fraud, Manipulation, Minecraft, Plan, Political, power grab, Rig, sabotage, scandal, scheme, smp, Storm, strategy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds are our conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind the mysterious storm that hit our server – spoiler alert, it was totally created by players trying to rig the 2024 election in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their woolly reign of terror? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we like to keep things interesting around here. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and bizarre, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!

BabyBlockParty

adoption, baby names, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Decision making, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family dynamics, hurt feelings, infertility, Motherhood, parenting, parenting choices, relationships, reproductive health, sensitivity, sibling rivalry, Support

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	132

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your virtual blocks just like you would name your real-life baby!

Join our server and let your creativity flow as you name your blocks with the most outrageous names like Elizabeth, Hannah, Rosemary, and Francesca for girls, and James, Edward, Patrick, and Michael for boys.

But be warned, our server comes with a twist – if you don’t choose the names suggested by our resident baby name expert (who has a list of names saved up for her own children that she’ll never have), you might just cause a family feud like never before!

So come on over and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with the pressure of naming your blocks just right. Will you choose to follow the suggested names or will you stand your ground and name your blocks whatever you please? The choice is yours, but remember, family drama awaits!

LessonsFromLava – Minecraft SMP

consequences, Experience, growth mindset., hard lesson, hard way, hindsight, learning curve, lesson learned, LessonsFromLava, life experience, life lessons, Life skills, Minecraft, mistake, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, smp, tough love, trial and error, valuable lesson, wisdom

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the hard way that creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your pet! We have a thriving community of players who have all bonded over the traumatic experience of accidentally blowing up their own house with TNT. But don’t worry, our resident redstone expert can help you build a trap so elaborate that even the most seasoned griefer won’t see it coming. So come join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a pig with a saddle and always carrying a bucket of water in case you accidentally fall into a lava pit. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MemoryCraft – Nostalgia Edition

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Remember that time when you were just a wee little blocky baby, trying to navigate your way through the pixelated world of Minecraft? Well, imagine if that world was filled with unicorns riding on rainbow creepers, flying pigs dropping diamond blocks, and villagers breakdancing to dubstep music. That’s basically what you’ll find on our server – a wacky wonderland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Join us for epic adventures, wild parties, and the chance to become the ultimate blocky badass. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make memories that will make your earliest memory look like a snooze fest in comparison.

LumberCraftersUnited

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, Deforestation rates, Earth’s lungs, ecosystem destruction, environmental destruction, environmental policy, Forest preservation, forest protection, global issue, illegal logging, land degradation, LumberCraftersUnited, Rainforest destruction, reforestation efforts, Sustainable development, wildlife habitat loss

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Villages Defended:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

come join our minecraft server where deforestation is ‘roaring back’ like a lion on steroids! we promise to destroy all the trees in sight, just like those 140 countries vowed to end destruction but failed miserably.

our server is like a wild jungle, except we chop down all the trees for fun and make tree houses out of their remains. join us for a tree-mendous time and watch as the world burns around us (not really, it’s just minecraft, chill).

who needs oxygen anyway? come breathe in the fumes of our burning forests and experience the thrill of deforestation like never before. we promise you won’t beleaf how much fun you’ll have!