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BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	1658
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Runes Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9486	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperConfessMC

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confession, Confidential, CreeperConfessMC, discretion, explicit, explicit details, fantasies, fetish, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Intimacy, mature content, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Secrets, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9997
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!

DroneDepotDestruction

air strike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, drone depot, DroneDepotDestruction, eastern europe, international relations, key, Military, military intelligence, military operation, military tactics, military technology, Reports, Russian, successful strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and pickaxes instead of guns and bombs. we just totally destroyed russia’s key drone depot with our epic minecraft skills, so you know we mean business. come join us and be part of the action, build your own drone depot and defend it against crazy attacks. who needs real war when you can have minecraft war, amirite? come join us now and let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Crafting Idol Masters 1.20

apk.ksmz.moe, archive.is/6cGPn, character birthdays, Crafting, event dates, gacha dates, Idol, idolm@ster general, idolmaster-official.jp, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, imasnews765.com, M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, Masters, MILLION STAGE, pastebin.com/A5UGxTuB, pastebin.com/cLdezeDu, pastebin.com/DebHdukE, pastebin.com/icRtaLvv, pastebin.com/tUJJSmK4, project-imas.wiki, Ritsuko Akizuki, VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, yukipobackup

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We got creepers that dance like they’re in a M@STER EXPO LIVE SHOWCASE, and zombies that sing RITSUKO AKIZUKI SOLO LIVE hits! It’s like a MILLION STAGE concert, but with blocks and pickaxes! Don’t miss out on the VL End-of-year 2024 Producers’ Picks, where you can build your own stage and perform for a virtual audience of skeletons and spiders! Come on, join us and let’s hear the blocky music together!

CraftyBoomerVille

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	238
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join our server and you’ll discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where villagers bust out their best moves, a giant maze filled with zombie chickens, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!