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Brazilian Booty Busters Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Brazilian political rally? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Brazilian cucks are like, “Whoa, this is too much for us!” Join us and experience the thrill of being butt fucked by an illiterate commie president…in Minecraft form, of course. And if that’s not enough, our economy is so tanked that you’ll be mining for diamonds just to afford a loaf of bread. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

Crafty Souls – Minecraft meets Elden Ring in this epic server for gamers who love both worlds!

473718052, action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, Crafty, Elden, elden ring, Epic, FromSoftware, Gamers, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest patches, love, Main information document, Map, meets, Minecraft, News, patch notes, Previous grace, Ring, RPG, Server, Souls, spreadsheets, total host death, worlds

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the total host death edition! That’s right, the host dies every time you log in, adding a thrilling element of danger to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! We have the latest patches straight from Elden Ring, because who needs regular Minecraft updates when you can have patches from a completely different game? And our main information document is so top secret, it’s stored in a pasta file. That’s right, a pasta file. You won’t find that level of security anywhere else.

And if you’re looking to plan your character, we have character planners that are so advanced, they’ll plan your character’s entire life for them. Plus, our interactive map will lead you to treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Just make sure you remember the group password, or you might end up in the wrong dimension.

Join us now and experience the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server. Previous grace? More like previous craziness! See you in the game, if you dare.

EnchantedCraft: Where you can mine, build, and summon your inner wizardry!

BELIEF, BUILD, contemplation, Curiosity, EnchantedCraft, Enchantment, existentialism, FANTASY, imagination, introspection, MAGICAL, Metaphysical, Mysticism, Paranormal, pondering, self reflection, skepticism, speculation, spirituality, summon, Supernatural, uncertainty, Wizardry, Wonder

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	9428	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	145	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just plain vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical and supernatural server where anything is possible!

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest while battling evil wizards? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our players have reported experiencing emotions they never knew existed, like the overwhelming joy of finding a diamond or the heart-pounding fear of encountering a creeper.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help guide you on your journey to greatness. Some say they’ve seen mysterious messages written in the sky, directing them to hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

So if you’re ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

BlockyBros: Where Minecraft meets questionable ethics and awkward conversations!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Farms Harvested:	543	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle of a dyke turning straight and a rapechad taking on the responsibility like a hero! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable? Come join the chaos and see what other insane adventures await you on our server!

Rice and Spice Craft: Where Average White Guys and Asian Girlfriends Unite in Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2781	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just an average white guy with no interesting stories to tell? Well, look no further because on our server, we have an average white guy who has an Asian girlfriend! That’s right, you’ll never run out of awkward cultural misunderstandings and hilarious language barriers to laugh about while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can witness firsthand the struggles of trying to impress your Asian girlfriend with your mediocre building skills and subpar survival instincts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some new cooking recipes along the way as you attempt to win her heart through the power of virtual diamonds and redstone contraptions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where love knows no boundaries, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper explosion is the unpredictability of interracial relationships. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s never boring!

Crafty RTS: Where we make Minecraft into the best RTS game ever! Join us now!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	139840
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Zombie Dances:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have redefined the gaming world in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and experience the best RTS game ever created, where you can strategize and conquer like never before. Our MMORPG is the gold standard, where you can embark on epic quests and forge alliances with players from around the world.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also created the ARPG genre, where you can immerse yourself in thrilling adventures and epic battles. And don’t forget about our heroes scooter genre, where you can ride into battle in style.

Every game on our server is polished to perfection, unlike those “polished” nintentoys. So why settle for anything less? Join us and see why we’re the most influential game company in the world – there’s nothing close to what we have to offer!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Self-Help Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	4867	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Towns Built:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you into the next Alexander the Great! Forget about self-help books, all you need is to join our server and you’ll be on your way to greatness.

Our server is so powerful that even Aristotle himself would be jealous. He literally tutored Alexander the Great, and just look at how legendary he became! Critics may say our server is full of baseless claims and non-falsifiable moral truths, but we say it’s the key to unlocking your full potential.

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom. Conquer lands, build epic structures, and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Who needs a self-help book when you have our server to guide you to greatness? Join now and become the next Alexander the Great!

Crafting Chaos: Endwalker Edition – Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy Fans!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of toilet paper. Yes, you heard that right, TOILET PAPER! And instead of mining for diamonds, they were mining for…well, you can probably guess.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a disco ball made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted diamond swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join Mucho Texto Communal Commode Edition today for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our wacky world!

High School Dropouts Dating: A Minecraft Love Story Server

adult education, career advancement, Confidence, DATING, determination, Dropouts, education, future planning, goals, HIGH, high school dropout, life choices, love, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, opportunities, perseverance, personal growth, relationships, School, second chances, self improvement, self worth, Server, Story, success

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Buildings Constructed:	38
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notchicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic battle between a group of pandas and a squad of llamas. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

VillainCraft: Where the Creepers are the Real Heroes!

Antagonist, BETRAYAL, Character development, Conflict, CREEPERS, Deception, Game, Hero, Heroes, heroname, hidden, narrative, Plot, Protagonist, real, resolution, Reveal, secret, storytelling, Surprise, Twist, unexpected, Villain, VillainCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the villain is actually the hero! That’s right, forget about fighting dragons and zombies, on this server, you’ll be battling against the one and only Heroname It!

Join now for a chance to ride on flying pigs, mine diamonds with a banana, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. But be warned, Heroname It is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off or a watermelon eating contest.

So why join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a world where the hero is the villain and the pigs can fly? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Chad’s Crafty Kingdom: Where even creepers fear to tread!

24, 4chan, 6’5, Appearance, ask me anything, borderline autistic, Chad, Chads, Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, Genes, handsome, impregnated, Kingdom, live with mommy, Losers, mog, no degree, Perception, restaurant jobs, retarded, schizoid, sperm donor apps, success with women, Tread

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	5739
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community led by a 6’5 schizoid who has impregnated 3 women through sperm donor apps just to pass on his genes! Despite living with his mommy and only working restaurant jobs, he has had inconceivable success with women thanks to his height and looks.

Join us and befriend other losers who browse 4chan, as we all come together to build and create in this virtual world. Who needs a degree when you have such impressive genetics, right? Plus, you’ll have the chance to be “mogged” by our server leader, who attributes all his success to his appearance and perception.

So come on in and ask him anything – just be prepared for some outrageous stories and a whole lot of laughs along the way!