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SaltyBatteries vs. LithiumLords

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Star Shards Collected:	137
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

so, liek, u know how u always playin’ minecraft and u run outta juice for ur tools and weapons and stuff? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems, cuz we got dem sodium-ion cells dat give u CRAZY energy levels for all ur block breakin’ needs!

u won’t believe it, but dese cells are even BETTER than da regular lithium-ion ones! dey got more energy and dey last longer, so u can mine and build for HOURS without runnin’ outta power!

join dis server and u’ll be breakin’ blocks faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house! trust me, u won’t wanna play on any other server once u experience da power of our sodium-ion cells! it’s gonna be LIT, literally!

Achievementless Mineland: Where Getting Things Done Doesn’t Matter & Fun Rules! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no achievements? Do you feel like your time is being wasted on servers that offer no excitement or challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and battle other players in intense PvP matches where the winner gets showered in a rain of golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who just want to be your friends. You can trade with them, go on adventures together, and even ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

GovNewsom’sCraft:WhereWeBuildBridgesNotWalls

California, climate change, controversial, debate, Democrat, Economy, education, Environment, Government, Governor Newsom, GovNewsomsCraftWhereWeBuildBridgesNotWalls, Healthcare, Infrastructure, leader, opinion, pandemic response, policies, Politics, progressive, public figure, Social Issues

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Votes:	2548	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion special!

Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and pixels, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Our Governor Newsom is like a creeper, always ready to explode with surprise updates and events that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our server and get ready to mine, build, and troll your way to victory. Just be prepared for the chaos because things can get crazier than an Enderman on a sugar rush. Join now and let the fun begin!

MinecraftStrat: TactiCraft Server – Join Us for Epic Gameplay! #gamenight

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of waiting for Vic 3 or EU5 to come out and be good? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect distraction from the disappointments of the gaming world! Join us and build your empire brick by brick, just like Nestorius became Patriarch of Constantinople in 428!

Fight for control of Silesia like Prussia did in 1741, or invade Bavaria Napoleonic Wars style in 1809! And who knows, maybe you’ll even be proclaimed emperor of Mexico like Archduke Maximilian of Habsburg in 1864 (minus the whole French intervention thing, hopefully).

But wait, there’s more! Take a break from building and try your luck with our Random Country Picker, because who wouldn’t want to randomly be given control of a country? Plus, our mods are so wild they’ll make your head spin faster than the sinking of the RMS Titanic in 1912!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make history in ways you never thought possible! Just be careful not to crash your plane near Smolensk, Russia like the Polish Air Force did in 2010 – we don’t want any accidents happening in-game, do we?

CraftyBae’s Mine: iFoundANewGF Server – Join Now for LOLs and Diamonds! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for love in all the pixelated places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Meet your future pixelated girlfriend, “itsnotdatsrs,” who will steal your heart with her square-shaped eyes and cubic personality. Join us for a chance to find love among the blocks and build a beautiful relationship that will stand the test of time (or at least until the next server reset). Who needs Tinder when you have TNT-der on our server? Swipe right on Minecraft love today! #PixelatedRomance #LoveIsABlockAway 🤣🎮❤️

CraftyMcFunnyLand: Onimai Mihari Edition – Bestest Minecraft Server Everrrr!!! #lolz #trendy #gamerlife

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3613
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your incel brother’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server where you can skip straight to building epic uni-themed structures with your brocon skills. Watch out for players wearing dirty lab coats though, they might be up to some fraudulent activities like sending unsuspecting players off to a middle school full of underage mobs. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now for a uniquely chaotic gaming experience!

AOC’s Redstone Nightmare – LOL Minecraft Server for Trendy Players!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ores Mined:	6625	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride that will make AOC’s nightmares seem like a walk in the park!

Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to log on. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you’re looking for a server that will make your heart race faster than when AOC learned how to do the Renegade dance. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun way)!

LOLcraft:/dixie/: Trendy & Fun Minecraft Server for Cool Cats & Crafty Builders!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8777
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	356	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the yankees are shaking in their boots at the sight of our fearsome samurais! Join now to witness epic battles between cowboys and ninjas, with explosions and fireballs flying everywhere! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a legendary dragon that only the bravest players can defeat. So why wait? Join now and become a warrior of the yankee fears the samurai edition!

BlockBros United – MemeCraft Madness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	124
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crops Grown:	9035
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for an insanely cool Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have a secret underground society of bat enthusiasts who have taken over the server. These bats are not your ordinary Minecraft bats, oh no. They have formed their own bat army and are ready to take on any player who dares to challenge them.

Want to become a part of this bat army? Then join our server and prove your worth by completing outrageous challenges set by the bat leaders. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a dragon named Bob. Bob may seem fierce, but he’s actually just a big softie who loves to play Minecraft mini-games with new players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the bat army, defeat the dragon Bob, and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the Minecraft world! Oh, and did we mention the server is also home to a group of singing ducks who love to serenade players with their quacky tunes? It’s a wild ride on our server, and we can’t wait for you to join in on the fun!

DockCraft – Where Creeper meets Docking Station. Join the crafty fun now!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8552
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	8

🤣 Ever wondered if using a Switch dock made out of actual cheese can give your console superpowers?! Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret cheese dock that boosts performance by 1000% and makes your battery life last FOREVER! Plus, you can battle against other players in epic cheese wars and become the ultimate cheese champion! Don’t miss out on the cheesiest experience of your life! 🧀🎮 #SayCheeseAndJoinUs

DeepfakeCraft: Where Creepers Look Like Steve But Steve Looks Like A Potato

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9904	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Bill Clinton at a 9-year old’s birthday party! Our server is so lit, even Bill himself can’t resist hopping on for some face-biting action. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment because who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down next! So come join us for a gaming experience that’s more absurd than a presidential scandal.