“Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Twilight Zone! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve seen our epic build battles where players fight using nothing but giant blocks of cheese and rubber chickens. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few too many potions of insanity!”
MineCraftyAds: “Building dreams, one block at a time!”
Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server
So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.
but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.
oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.
CraftyCashGrab
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just trying to grab your cash? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cash grab…literally! Join us for a wild ride where every block you mine turns into real money in your pocket. That’s right, forget about in-game currency, we’re all about that cold hard cash here!But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Block Bandits, a group of players who have mastered the art of robbing other players blind. Join their ranks and become the most feared bandit in all of Minecraft!
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be rolling in dough and stealing from your fellow players? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the richest and most notorious player in the game!
Grand Historians Records: Where pretend scholars argue about pixelated history!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Cita_di_Octara Owner Tbgoes Discord Join Discord About the Server
Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay Minecraft server set in the world of Aqias, with custom world-painted maps and various large-scale projects in progress.
Features:
- Claim land for your nation
- Write lore and history for your land
- Engage in trade and commerce
- Participate in epic battles
- Build lasting structures
Server Specs:
5x Ryzen 9 7950X for hosting, ensuring no lag spikes.
Join Today!
Join us today and become a part of the vibrant history of our server. Discord link: Join Discord
FAQ
Question Answer Are there paid ranks on the server? No, we are staunchly anti-P2W, so there are no paid ranks or crates. What kind of projects are ongoing on the server? We are currently working on a multinational railway, building competitions, and national challenges organized by the admins. Can I participate in server ages updates? Yes, join us on the server to experience content updates, new areas, and updated plugins. CraftyPicsNoSOShowing
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key and secrets are kept safe! Just like this photographer who had to keep intimate photos private from their SO, we promise to keep your builds and treasures hidden from prying eyes.Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore hidden caves, build magnificent castles, and uncover mysterious secrets. Just like this photographer’s client who loved their edited photos, you’ll love the amazing creations you can make on our server.
So come on over and join us, where what happens in Minecraft stays in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own!
The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]
![The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank2.jpg)
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Cita_di_Octara Discord Join Now Description Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias. FAQ
Question Answer What can I do in the server? – Claim land for your own nation
– Write lore and history for your land
– Engage in trade and commerce
– Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future
– Build structures meant to last for centuriesAre there paid ranks and crates? No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates. What are ages in the server? Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed. How is the server’s performance? The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes. Where can I find more information? – Discord
– WikiAirFaucetCraft
Yo, so like, on this server, we got hand dryers in bathrooms that are like faucets for air, bro. It’s like you can wash your hands and then dry them with the power of wind, it’s insane. And get this, the bathrooms are actually secret portals to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.But wait, there’s more. Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. You gotta bust a move to get past them and claim your riches. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes.
So come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky hand dryers, they might suck you into a vortex of madness.
The ‘Miney McMineface – No Clans, Just Pixels, Bedrock fools welcome!
⛏ The ‘Minelanders ⛏
Server Address mc.minelanders.com Version 1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible] Discord https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z Overview:
We have launched the 6th Summer Server Edition of the server two weeks ago! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a lovely Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. So whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or even just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. And any time you’re ready to start – survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!
Community Night!
Every few weeks we host a custom made map/ event for the community! This version’s first community night will be this Saturday. Players will have to survive in a twisting labyrinth, both from the monsters and each other. All the while discovering what hidden secrets lay inside, and maybe even find a way to escape?
Vanilla Reimagined
General Information We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but feel some aspects of the game have not been properly balanced to allow for vanilla to flourish. Through the use plugins and extensive player feedback we have rebalanced Elytras, autofarms, and more. No longer is there one “right” way to play, as we have allowed for all sorts of other forms of gameplay to be valid!
Features:
- We offer plot protection in four sizes for in-game currency. You have to earn them! Note: Plots intentionally do NOT protect chests – only blocks.
- We have player shop chests available to sell things to other players. Our admin shops are already set up for players to earn money.
- We have clans, which allow you to team up with existing players or make your own clan with your friends.
- The map size is limited to keep players relatively close – but it is still spacious with a 6k block diameter, which was just expanded with the release of 1.21 . The Nether has been increased in size (3:1 ratio rather than 8:1) to compensate for the smaller map.
- Donations to keep the server running are welcome, but give no in game advantages.
Rules:
- Play in good faith
- Be respectful of other players
- No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
- Griefing is allowed, Lavacasting is not
- No cheating
- Alt accounts must be known to staff
- No releasing personal information about another player
- Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited
Pictures from the last edition of the server:
Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West
SaltyBatteries vs. LithiumLords
so, liek, u know how u always playin’ minecraft and u run outta juice for ur tools and weapons and stuff? well, dis server is da answer to all ur problems, cuz we got dem sodium-ion cells dat give u CRAZY energy levels for all ur block breakin’ needs!u won’t believe it, but dese cells are even BETTER than da regular lithium-ion ones! dey got more energy and dey last longer, so u can mine and build for HOURS without runnin’ outta power!
join dis server and u’ll be breakin’ blocks faster than a creeper blowin’ up ur house! trust me, u won’t wanna play on any other server once u experience da power of our sodium-ion cells! it’s gonna be LIT, literally!