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RioCraft Minecraft Server

athlete, Based, Celebrity, commentator, Defender, england, England national team, football, former player, influencer, manchester united, Minecraft, premier league, pundit, retired, Rio Ferdinand, RioCraft, Server, Soccer, social media, sports, sports analyst, television personality

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Buildings Constructed:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by none other than Rio Ferdinand himself! That’s right, the legendary footballer is a huge fan of our server and even built a replica of Old Trafford stadium in-game!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you find the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a hidden dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Rio Ferdinand approves, so you know it’s gotta be good!

CraftyCreeperYTvsTurkey

#youtube, Censorship, commentator, Content Creator, controversy, CraftyCreeperYTvsTurkey, criticism, debate, freedom of speech, Islam, legal action, ONLINE, online debate, political tension, religious debate, religious freedom, social media, turkey, Turkish government, Video, Warrant

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

so like, imagine this, right? u join this cray cray minecraft server and u get to build ur own lil world and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got this wild story where a turkey is like “yo, i need to arrest this youtuber cuz he talkin bout islam too much” like what even is that? come join our server and escape the drama of real life with some blocky fun. plus, we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest castle ever. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make u go “lol wut?”

MattWalsh4Prez Minecraft Server: Where even creepers have opinions on politics!

Analysis, commentary, commentator, CONSERVATIVE, conservative perspective, conservative values, controversial, CREEPERS, current events, debate, journalist, matt walsh, MattWalsh4Prez, Media, Minecraft, News, opinion, opinionated, Opinions, political commentator, Politics, pundit, right wing, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7084
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	845660
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.

So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

TimeTravelGriefing – Minecraft SMP

Alter, Alternate Reality, CHANGE, consequences, decision, erase event, hindsight, historical event, History, hypothetical, hypothetical question, Imagine, Impact, Minecraft, mistake, Reflection, regret, revisionist history, smp, time travel, TimeTravelGriefing, undo, wish

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Join our Minecraft SMP and you can erase any event from history with the power of your diamond pickaxe! Want to stop the dinosaurs from going extinct? Done. Want to prevent the invention of pineapple pizza? Consider it gone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine in disguise, so you might just find yourself battling zombies with Cleopatra or building a roller coaster with Leonardo da Vinci. Don’t miss out on the chance to change history and have a blast doing it!

BlockHeadzCraft

annoying habits, BlockHeadzCraft, character flaws, deal breakers, immediate relationship turn offs, immediate turn off, instant deal breakers, instant deal breakers in relationships, instant turn offs, major turn offs, negative traits, person, personality traits, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship deal breakers, things that make someone unattractive, things that repel, turn-offs, unattractive qualities, undesirable behaviors

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ores Mined:	9553
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all the wacky, wild, and downright weird players out there!

Join us if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against an army of creepers, or participate in our weekly “Twerk-off” competition in the town square. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you rare items for a dance-off!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama rodeo or a spontaneous disco party in the mines. See you there!

SaharaCraft: Where Everyone Fits!

desert environment, ecological limits, FITS, geographical limits, global demographics, global population, human capacity, human habitation, human settlement, land area, mass migration, overcrowding, physical boundaries, population density, population growth, population size, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, space constraints, spatial constraints, world population

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

yo, u ever wonder if we all just squeezed into the sahara desert like sardines? well, that’s the level of craziness u can expect on this server. we got so many players, we had to start building houses on top of each other just to fit everyone in. u gotta join just to witness the chaos. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where the admins live like mole people. come join the madness and see for yourself.

MIFDDTCD74 Melanoma Madness

Biomarkers, Cancer, CD74, DDT, immunotherapy, Insights, madness, Melanoma, MIF, MIFDDTCD74, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, prognosis, prognostic, prognostic markers, research, Targeted therapy, Therapeutic, therapeutic targets, Treatment, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	9824
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

yo yo yo come join dis lit minecraft server where we got all da crazy stuff like MIF, DDT, and CD74 in melanoma!!! like, who even knew dat was a thing in minecraft, amirite??!

we got mad scientists workin round da clock to bring you da most epic adventures and quests u ever seen. like, one time, we had dis giant melanoma boss dat was shootin lasers out its eyes and we had to use MIF, DDT, and CD74 to defeat it. it was LIT, fam.

so if u wanna be part of da most insane minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s take on some crazy melanoma monsters together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #melanomamadness #minecraftmayhem

uplift smp

creativity, cross-platform compatibility, Customization, enhanced experience, Friends, future of gaming, Gamers, immersive world, Journey, lightning-fast performance, modding tools, multiplayer, Roleplay, Safe, seamless functionality, Secure, security measures, smooth gameplay, Stability, Survival, Uplift Server, uplift smp, Website

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Dive into a lush, immersive world where every detail breathes life into your gameplay. Seamless multiplayer functionality lets you connect with friends and fellow gamers around the globe. Experience lightning-fast performance and stability, ensuring smooth gameplay every step of the way. Unleash your creativity with robust modding tools, allowing you to customize and enhance your gaming experience like never before. Advanced security measures keep your gaming sessions safe and secure at all times. Cross-platform compatibility ensures that everyone can join in on the fun, regardless of their preferred device.

Join us today and experience the future of gaming firsthand! Visit our website to learn more and start your journey with Uplift Server.

ph01.mczhost.fun:7027

Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Try to Be Like Hermitcraft But Fail Miserably

Active, Cheatings, Community, Crafters, Discord, Fail, Feedback, Fun, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, Miserably, Mods, ordinary, Player Base, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Overview:

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Features	Simple Voicechat, Diverse Player Base, Community Building
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla?	Yes, Ordinary SMP is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheats or mods.
How can I join?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
Is there voice chat available?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP.
How old is the server?	Our SMP is 1 Month old and still active with more than 200 members on Discord.
Can I give feedback and suggestions?	Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions to help create a better world.

Crafty Kamala’s Minecraft Server

#BelieveSurvivors, #EndRapeCulture, #JusticeForVictims, #NoMoreSilence, #TimesUp, Accountability, allegations, child abuse, Crafty, Justice, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, Politics, presidential candidate, rape, Server, sexual assault, survivor, Trauma, Victim, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kamala Harris is the ultimate boss battle! Join us and help us defeat her evil plans to become President by building epic fortresses and gathering allies to take her down. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world from Kamala Harris’s reign of terror!

GetInHereMC SMP

Get in here Get In here Get in Get get get Get in here Get get get in Get in here Get get In here Get Get get get in here Get in Get get get In here Get Get get in here Get get In here Get in, GetInHereMC, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	525
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.

So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, airfare, art school, art supplies, Budget, compromise, contract, cousin, Exploitation, Hotel, live painter, market rate, mexico, Minecraft, payment, Portfolio, price guide, Server, talent, unprofessional, Wedding, wedding day, WeddingCraft

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!

Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.

But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?

LottoLipsSealed

addiction, annoyance, aspirations, Communication, Conversations, dreams, emotions, Financial Planning, Frustration, gambling, intellectual, Lottery, lotto, LottoLipsSealed, MONEY, pragmatism, relationships, Support, Therapy, winning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of discussing lotto winnings with your partner for the 1000000x time? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only numbers you have to worry about are your diamond count in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to endless conversations about what you would do with a lotto win. Instead, immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream mansion with all the diamonds you could ever want. No more listening to your partner go on and on about their lotto dreams – now you can focus on creating your own virtual paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Forget about lotto winnings, the only jackpot you need is waiting for you on our Minecraft server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!