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HubbyHaven – NeglectCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Ores Mined:	7075	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Farms Harvested:	228	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of arguments about housework ruining your Minecraft gaming time? Well, look no further! Join our server for a drama-free experience where you can build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.

We promise that no one will storm out of the virtual room and leave you alone with a virtual toddler who needs to be tube-fed every 3 hours. Our server is a safe space where you can focus on your virtual creations without worrying about your virtual husband falling asleep in your virtual bed.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Who needs keys and phones in the lounge when you have diamonds and redstone in Minecraft? Let’s build a world where arguments are a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

HomeFunCraft SMP

HomeFunCraft, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Towns Built:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle giant chickens for epic loot. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a rollercoaster made of TNT – you never know what’s going to happen next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dance clubs, llama racing tracks, and a skydiving competition where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So if you’re ready to throw out the rulebook and embrace the chaos, join our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a spare pair of pants, just in case.

BlockyTurnOns

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crops Grown:	4854	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server will turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and twists that will leave you wanting more.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about taming a pet zombie that can breakdance like nobody’s business? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of gold blocks. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart too, if you’re into that sort of thing). See you there!

UltraCraft: Ovarian Detector 96%

Accuracy, Accurate ultrasound test, cancer detection, Clinical Study, detector, diagnostic tests, disease prevention, early detection, gynecology, health technology, Healthcare, IOTA ADNEX model, medical advancements, Medical research, oncology, ovarian, ovarian cancer, Precision medicine, Screening, UK study, UltraCraft, women’s cancer, Women’s Health

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4274	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

lol, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like an accurate ultrasound test but for ur gaming skills, bro. like, we detect 96% of players with epic building skills and pvp talent. our IOTA ADNEX model is off the charts, detecting up to 96% of gamers with mad skills. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world, cuz this server is where the real pros play. don’t miss out on the chance to show off ur skills and dominate the competition. come join us and let’s see if u got what it takes to be a minecraft master!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, PALS, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	50
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride with our epic characters like Lia, the master of building, and Dizzy Dokuro, the TNT enthusiast! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, we have more drama than a villager trading scandal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! Disclaimer: Not responsible for any rage quits or accidental lava deaths.

You Did It Minecraft SMP

adult content, Captivating, Diversity, Entertainment, explicit, Goddess, mesmerizing, Minecraft, Performance, Provocative, Screen, SHAKE, Show, smp, television, titties, Tony, Trannymite, Transgender, tune in, Wednesday, WEEKLY, WIN

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	484176	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

aging parents, Aging population, alzheimer’s, assisted living, care management, caregiver responsibilities, caregiver role, caregiver stress, caregiver support, dementia care, elder care, family caregiving, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, home health care, Long Term Care, memory care facility, Minecraft, MommaOuttaHere, parental care, senior communities, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
New Chunks Explored:	772954	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Courtesy, entry, guest accommodations, guest etiquette, house rules, house sitter, houseguest, INCONVENIENCE, KeylessKarma, Keys, lesson learned, locked out, misunderstanding, Neighborhood, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, SECURITY, Trust

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

SecretSMPShame

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Dimension Hops:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!

CreeperClique: “You’re just a blockhead”

BETRAYAL, Blockhead, casual relationship, CreeperClique, damaging words, deep hurt, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional turmoil, emotional wounds, friend with benefits, Heartache, hurtful actions, hurtful experiences, hurtful remarks, hurtful words, insensitive comments, negative impact, painful conversations, painful memories, toxic relationships, Youre

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7316
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama from your friends with benefits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations with your fellow players! No more awkward conversations or mixed signals, just pure unadulterated block-building fun! Join us now and leave all that friend with benefits drama behind!