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RoganCraft Minecraft Server

RoganCraft, Podcast, current events, reasonable, Politics

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

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UnaliveCraft Minecraft Server

viral, UnaliveCraft, unalive, Slang, meme

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the youtubers can’t handle it! We’ve got creepers doing the cha-cha, pigs flying (literally), and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get us started on the legendary “unalive” phenomenon – it’s like a zombie rave party up in here! Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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ArabCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

ArabCraft, Online Community, general, Video, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon an army of dancing chickens to do their bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a gang of ruthless llamas who control the black market of enchanted golden carrots. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama showdown?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself! Get ready to dance the night away with mobs of all shapes and sizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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TrumpRogan’sMCServer

controversy, Media, News, TrumpRogansMCServer, interview

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

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VT’s Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

banter, BELIEF, Viewpoint, Views, Thoughts

Oh, let me tell you about Vulpixsi! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Sunday – it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of quirky characters, from a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds to a ninja sheep who steals all the carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, either way).

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with absurdity and endless entertainment, come join us at Vulpixsi. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen.

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RacistSteveMC SMP

#youtube, controversial, prejudice, opinion, culture

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic Ender Dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of enchanted obsidian and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your land from any intruders.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Matt Kino, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that he drops rare loot every time he logs on, so be sure to keep an eye out for him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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Minecraft server: Mmasissies – Crafting Chaos!

Server, perspective, Position, Chaos, opinion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for epic PvP battles where the losers have to wear pink armor made of flowers for a whole week! And don’t forget about our exclusive “Chicken Jousting” event, where players ride on chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Pig” who poops out diamonds instead of pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Mmasissies, our response? It’s time to get your game on!

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VT Defenders Minecraft Server

Analysis, challenge, DEFEND, gameplay, defend this

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard, typing away furiously to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have somehow learned how to wield swords and ride pigs into battle. You’ll never know when a gang of sword-wielding chickens will come charging at you, ready to take you down in the most ridiculous way possible.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also haunted by a ghostly cow who loves to prank unsuspecting players. You’ll be mining away peacefully when suddenly your pickaxe will turn into a rubber chicken, courtesy of our ghostly cow friend.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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GarbageOP Minecraft Server

series anthem, Analysis, Garbage, Server, original poster

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our anthem is so lit, it’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our OP – it’s so mind-blowingly awesome, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

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”>Wait is that Minecraft server”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: Brandon McMahon, the legendary Minecraft player, has been spotted in our server wielding the almighty Excaliber sword! That’s right, folks, you could witness epic battles and legendary showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Join now and be a part of the insanity in the collision zone! Who knows what other surprises await you in this wild and wacky world!

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