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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6760 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Crops Grown: | 7154 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4828 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 44 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society of Hollywood Jews from the northeast! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pickaxes, creeper explosions that rival Michael Bay movies, and secret underground redstone contraptions that will make your head spin faster than a conspiracy theory about Area 51. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the question: Is Hollywood controlled by Jews from the northeast? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!)
