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Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Zombie Dances:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ores Mined:	1555	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	6657
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Buildings Constructed:	33

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	7599
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Emeralds Found:	7419
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	694	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	252	Void Armor Forged:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!