Commando – New Minecraft Servers

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

Apology, boxers, causing a scene, Commando, Confrontation, family friend, Inappropriate Behavior, kilt, Minecraft, no harm done, OFFENDED, older woman, refusal to apologize, Server, sister’s wedding, Traditional, true Scotsman, UNCOMFORTABLE, wedding party, WeddingCrasher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a wedding reception with a drunk aunt? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and unexpected encounters.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly an older player starts asking if you’re going “true Scotsman” under your diamond armor. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our players are always ready to step in and shut down any inappropriate behavior.

But beware, drama might follow you even after the game. Just like how the groom’s mum demanded an apology for standing up to the nosy aunt, you might find yourself in the middle of a virtual scandal. But hey, who needs drama when you’ve got a server full of hilarious moments and epic builds?

So come join us for a server experience like no other. And remember, always wear your virtual boxers under your virtual kilt – just in case someone asks!

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GazaCraft: IDF vs Hamas

CASUALTIES, Combat, Commando, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, gallant, Gaza City, GazaCraft, Hamas, idf, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Mission, Operation, palestine, special forces, terrorists, violence

lol join this epic minecraft server where we go on missions like IDF commandos in Gaza City but without the real danger cuz we respawm lol. we take down 60% of the evil hamas terrorists and save the day like true heroes. come join the fun and be a part of our epic battles, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. who needs real life when you can have all the action and excitement in this crazy minecraft world? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

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FlyDownCraft

clothing, Commando, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, Etiquette, fashion blunder, fashion faux pas, fly down, FlyDownCraft, modesty, modesty slip, occurrence, pants, Public, socially, Style, trousers, Wardrobe, wardrobe malfunction, zipper, zipper mishap

So, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when you try to attack them. It’s like a disco party with the undead, man. Plus, our creeper explosions are like fireworks, but with more BOOM, ya know? And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s, like, totally epic, dude. So, like, come join the fun and let’s party like it’s 1999. Or, like, 2021. Whatever, man. Just come play, okay?

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MommaSaidNoLOL

body autonomy, body positivity, Boundaries, bra-wearer, college bound, Commando, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, MommaSaidNoLOL, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child conflict, peer pressure, personal choice, personal space, privacy, Self-expression, teenage rebellion, underwear

Are you tired of being told what to wear by your mom? Do you want the freedom to go braless and commando without judgment? Then join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want, even if it means saying no to your mom’s demands to see your underwear! We support your right to make your own choices, even if it means starting a whole argument over it. Plus, we have a special “Principle of the Matter” mini-game where you can stand up for your beliefs and show off your independence. Join now and let your rebellious spirit shine in a world where you can be yourself, no matter what your mom says!

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Sexy Commando Craft: Sugoi Masaru’s Minecraft Madness

Absurd, action, Anime, BIZARRE, comedy, Commando, Commando 49, Craft, hilarious, It’s Not a Tuna, madness, Manga, Masaru-san, Masarus, Minecraft, offbeat, over the top, Parody, Ridiculous, Sexy, Sexy Commando Gaiden, slapstick, Somewhat Daily, sugoi, Sugoi yo, Wacky

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained commandos who will protect you from any creepers, zombies, or even evil tuna fish that try to attack you. That’s right, we take our tuna protection very seriously here.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with hidden treasures, rare items, and a never-ending buffet of pizza. Because who doesn’t love pizza while mining for diamonds?

3. Our server is home to the legendary Not-A-Tuna boss, a giant fish with legs who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win exclusive loot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

4. We host weekly build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous and hilarious structures, from giant toilets to pixel art of famous memes. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3 today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

blocky, clothing, comfort, Commando, controversial, fashion, freeballing, guys, habits, hygiene, INTIMATE, personal choice, Preferences, Private, Rebellion, societal norms, Style, taboo, Unconventional, underwear, UnderwearFree, weird, Zone

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

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CraftyColumbia Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, colombia, controversy, CraftyColumbia, deportation flights, deportation policy, diplomatic incident, foreign affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Latin America, military deportation, Minecraft, news headline, Officials, political decision, refusal, Server, south america, U.S

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even colombia is turning away military deportation flights from the US just to play with us! we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our admins are so cool they once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and won! so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the madness!

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ColombiaCraft: No Deportation Zone!

border security, colombia, ColombiaCraft, deportation, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, economic impact, foreign policy, immigration enforcement, Immigration Policy, international relations, Planes, political tensions, Retaliatory measures, south america, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, Trump administration, U.S sanctions, Zone

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s toupee! we got more sanctions and tariffs than colombia has coffee beans! watch out for deportation planes flying overhead, but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our diamond armor and enchanted swords. join now and build a fortress so strong, even trump himself would be jealous! #BuildTheWallButInMinecraft #MinecraftSanctions #TariffsForDays

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Time Machine Lottery Fails

Alternate Reality, Balls, bounce, causality, chance, destiny, Fails, fate, gambling, hypothetical scenario, Lottery, LUCK, Machine, Paradox, Probability, Quantum Mechanics, randomness, science fiction, Time, time machine, time travel, uncertainty, winning numbers

lol come join our cray cray minecraft server where the blocks are always dancing and the creepers wear tutus. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing for emeralds.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power of infinite diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. our server is so lit that even herobrine comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies have a dance-off to see who’s the grooviest monster in town. and don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free milkshakes.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-blowing minecraft server in the multiverse. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, so it’s all good.

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What is the IP for SmallAnt Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, SmallAnt

SmallAnt is a popular YouTube and Twitch speedrunner known for his expertise in completing video games at record-breaking speeds. With a focus on Nintendo titles, SmallAnt has accumulated a large following with his entertaining and informative content. His engaging personality and determination to beat challenging games quickly have solidified his place in the speedrunning community.

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