Commando Minecraft Servers

Commando Minecraft Servers

  • WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

    WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 7526
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Farms Harvested: 919
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3157

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a wedding reception with a drunk aunt? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and unexpected encounters.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly an older player starts asking if you’re going “true Scotsman” under your diamond armor. Don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our players are always ready to step in and shut down any inappropriate behavior.

    But beware, drama might follow you even after the game. Just like how the groom’s mum demanded an apology for standing up to the nosy aunt, you might find yourself in the middle of a virtual scandal. But hey, who needs drama when you’ve got a server full of hilarious moments and epic builds?

    So come join us for a server experience like no other. And remember, always wear your virtual boxers under your virtual kilt – just in case someone asks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GazaCraft: IDF vs Hamas

    GazaCraft: IDF vs Hamas
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 8277
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 883 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join this epic minecraft server where we go on missions like IDF commandos in Gaza City but without the real danger cuz we respawm lol. we take down 60% of the evil hamas terrorists and save the day like true heroes. come join the fun and be a part of our epic battles, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. who needs real life when you can have all the action and excitement in this crazy minecraft world? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FlyDownCraft

    FlyDownCraft
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 1968
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Ores Mined: 3043
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, bro. And, like, the zombies do the cha-cha when you try to attack them. It’s like a disco party with the undead, man. Plus, our creeper explosions are like fireworks, but with more BOOM, ya know? And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s, like, totally epic, dude. So, like, come join the fun and let’s party like it’s 1999. Or, like, 2021. Whatever, man. Just come play, okay?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaSaidNoLOL

    MommaSaidNoLOL
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 1254
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Dimension Hops: 11 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Towns Built: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being told what to wear by your mom? Do you want the freedom to go braless and commando without judgment? Then join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want, even if it means saying no to your mom’s demands to see your underwear! We support your right to make your own choices, even if it means starting a whole argument over it. Plus, we have a special “Principle of the Matter” mini-game where you can stand up for your beliefs and show off your independence. Join now and let your rebellious spirit shine in a world where you can be yourself, no matter what your mom says!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sexy Commando Craft: Sugoi Masaru’s Minecraft Madness

    Sexy Commando Craft: Sugoi Masaru’s Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 9209
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Ores Mined: 8048
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained commandos who will protect you from any creepers, zombies, or even evil tuna fish that try to attack you. That’s right, we take our tuna protection very seriously here.

    2. We have a secret underground base filled with hidden treasures, rare items, and a never-ending buffet of pizza. Because who doesn’t love pizza while mining for diamonds?

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Not-A-Tuna boss, a giant fish with legs who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win exclusive loot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    4. We host weekly build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous and hilarious structures, from giant toilets to pixel art of famous memes. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3 today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

    Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 7650
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 393 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Emeralds Found: 2213
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9132

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

    So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kusuriya’s Solo Minecraft Server

    Kusuriya’s Solo Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 7385
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6159 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just ask Maomao)!

    Our server is so epic that even Maomao can’t stay away! She’s always causing mischief and keeping things interesting for everyone. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with her (watch out for those creepers though)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a diamond sword or two. Maomao is always up for a little friendly competition, especially when it comes to building the most epic structures in all of Minecraft land. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Expired Canned Grapeleaves Minecraft SMP

    Expired Canned Grapeleaves Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 3268
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Crops Grown: 7634 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Star Shards Collected: 241
    Emeralds Found: 4795 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Dimension Hops: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the expired canned grapeleaves of real life! In our world, you won’t have to worry about food poisoning or expiration dates. Plus, if you die in-game, you won’t actually die in real life (we promise). So come join us and leave the expired grapeleaves behind for good!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Global Domain Admin Minecraft Server

    Global Domain Admin Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 4739
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 331 Zombie Dances: 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where admins think they’re the kings of the world? Join our server where we have a global domain administrator who sits at a table with players from around the world, judging and roasting people like it’s a high school lunchroom! We don’t care about certificates or being nerds, we just want to have a good time and troll the trolls. Plus, our admins are definitely not the police, so you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about getting banned. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Luna’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP

    Luna’s SMP Adventures – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 7815
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 24 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft server where we have epic sing-a-song battles just like Himemori Luna!

    Imagine mining diamonds while belting out “Platinum Disco” or fighting off creepers while jamming to “World Is Mine.” Our server is the ultimate karaoke party meets survival adventure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive group covers like “Cherry Bomb” with Subaru and Choco, and “Shuumatsu ga Yattekuru!” with Kanata. It’s like a virtual talent show that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at once.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft idol sensation!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Accent Girls Minecraft Server

    Accent Girls Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 2601
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 156
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of girls with accents so mysterious, they’ll have you questioning reality. Rumor has it that these girls can hypnotize you with their overconfidence and steadfast determination. Don’t believe us? Just watch the link and see for yourself! Join our server for a wild ride filled with hypnotic adventures and unexpected surprises. Just be sure to hold onto your pickaxe, things can get a little crazy around here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pretty Boys Minecraft SMP

    Pretty Boys Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 3989
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Magic Items Found: 8965
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ores Mined: 5865
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the pretty boys out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of supermodels who got tired of strutting their stuff on the catwalk and decided to take over the gaming world instead.

    Not only will you be playing alongside some of the most gorgeous people in the industry, but we also have a secret underground fashion show that takes place every Saturday night. So not only will you be building epic structures and battling mobs, but you’ll also have the chance to show off your best runway walk and impress the judges with your pixelated fashion sense.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and designer clothing somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as fabulous as you are, come join us and let your inner pretty boy shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MySurvivalLife with UCP registration Minecraft server

    MySurvivalLife with UCP registration Minecraft server
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 7688
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to MySurvivalLife! ✨

    MySurvivalLife is the perfect place for true fans of vanilla Minecraft, where fairness, equality and mutual respect reign! Here we create a unique atmosphere and a friendly community, where every player is a valuable part of our world.

    About the server:

    Our server runs on pure vanilla mode, where there are no creatives, “god mode” commands or any other privileges that give an advantage over others. This is a place where you can enjoy classic survival and adventure without fear of unfair competition. The entire gameplay is only your skills!

    We provide basic commands for the convenience of players:

    /sethome, /delhome, /home – for comfortable management of your homes.

    /spawn – instant movement to the spawn point.

    /trade – secure exchange of resources and items between players.

    Honesty and safety:

    Our server strictly prohibits griefing. No stealing resources, destroying buildings or attacking other players without their consent! We strive to create a world where everyone can build, explore and develop without fear for their property.

    There are no private zones or regions because we trust our players and their honesty. We believe that respect for each other is the foundation of our community. In addition, there are never any wipes on the server – your achievements and buildings will always remain untouched!

    Support and career growth:

    Each player has the opportunity not only to become an active participant in our world, but also to contribute to its development! We offer career growth from an ordinary player to a helper, moderator and administrator. Your desire to help others and maintain order on the server will be rewarded!

    Without donation and privileges:

    There are no paid services on MySurvivalLife. No donations, no privileges or paid perks – all players are equal! We do not sell statuses, rights or benefits. Your support is only possible in the form of voluntary donations, which will be aimed exclusively at the promotion and development of the project.

    Unique registration system:

    To protect against griefers and cheaters, we have implemented a verification and registration system on UCP. This process is completely free and is necessary to ensure that only those who truly want to play fair and follow the rules come to us. We value every player and strive to create a comfortable and cozy atmosphere where you will feel at home.

    Our principles:

    Fairness and equality: no paid privileges or benefits.

    Comfort and safety: a categorical ban on griefing and theft.

    Community and development: the opportunity to grow and help the server in any role – from player to administrator.

    Join MySurvivalLife and become part of a unique community! We are creating an ideal space for fair play, where everyone can realize their ideas and enjoy the game in a comfortable atmosphere. We are waiting for you in our world! ✨

    play.mysurvivallife.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Rhythm Craft Minecraft Server

    Rhythm Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 3361
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old action games where you just mindlessly mash buttons? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have transformed the game into a randomly generated rhythm game! That’s right, you’ll have to dance your way through mobs and obstacles to survive. It’s like Just Dance meets Minecraft, but with creepers trying to blow you up!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a hidden treasure full of diamonds and emeralds.

    So why waste your time on boring action games when you can join our wacky, rhythm-filled Minecraft server? Come for the dancing sheep, stay for the epic loot and outrageous adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP

    Almost 30 Points Difference Hahaha It’s So Fucking Hoever… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 6397
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Potions Brewed: 78 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1755 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is a total shitshow and we love it that way!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost losing all your points with a 30 point difference, only to miraculously come back and dominate the leaderboards. It’s so chaotic, it’s hilarious!

    We have insane stories like the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, or when someone built a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the villagers.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and non-stop laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things can get so fucking hoever that you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Polls Minecraft Server

    Pixel Polls Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 233
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Mines Excavated: 3365
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the 2020 election? Look no further! Join our server where Trump wins the popular vote by a narrow margin because retirees and rural folks are too busy playing Minecraft to vote!

    With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!

    Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?

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