Commandments MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineDivine Minecraft Server

Caves, Sin, Animals, divinity, DIRTY

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so crazy, even God loves it! He’s always smiling and proud of all the naughty and dirty things happening here. – We have animals that do some… interesting things to each other. It’s like a nature documentary gone wrong! – Ever wanted to hear the anguished moans of rich boys in mansions? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular occurrence here. – And let’s not forget about the caves filled with wild bears spilling blood. It’s like a horror movie come to life!

So come on, join us for some insane adventures and unforgettable moments. Just remember, “tho shalt not kill” unless it’s in Minecraft, of course!

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NoRulesJustBlocks

Commandments, discipline, compliance, follow, Boundaries

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. yeah, you heard me right, DANCING LLAMAS. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn or two.

we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. and let me tell you, it’s not easy. but if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we throw the sickest parties down there. you gotta bring your best dance moves though, cuz the zombies and skeletons love to bust a move.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, wackiest, most insane server ever. just remember, the only rule you really need is “do not break the rules”. but who needs rules when you’re having this much fun, right?

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CartBlockers Minecraft Server

Christian teachings, inconsiderate behavior, Good deeds, compassion, common courtesy

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people just stand in doorways and leave shopping carts everywhere like a bunch of heathens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a direct line to Jesus himself who will smite anyone who dares commit such atrocities! Join us for a divine gaming experience where you can build, mine, and unleash holy retribution on those who dare to block your path or litter the virtual parking lot. Praise be to blocky Jesus!

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Crafty Cult: Are You a True Believer?

True Christian, True Believer, Religious, BIBLE, goodness

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a TRUE Christian means following the most important commandment of all – “Be gud nuqqah!” Forget about building fancy churches or saying your prayers, on this server, it’s all about being a LEGEND and showing off your skills in the game.

Join us and embark on a quest to prove your righteousness by slaying dragons, building castles, and surviving in a world filled with CRAZY challenges. Our community of players is like a family, except instead of Sunday dinners, we have epic PvP battles and treasure hunts.

So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and prove that you are a TRUE Christian by following the commandment of “Be gud nuqqah,” then join us on this INSANE server where the only thing that matters is being the best player you can be. Can I get an “Amen”?

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Pink Pixel Paradise 1.21.3

discussion, FAQs, Recommendations, PINK, Japanese locale

Yo, bros and broettes! Get ready to dive into a world of Japanese visual novels on this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper explosion!

Join us for some epic discussions about English-translated VN’s, but leave your untranslated stuff at the door – we ain’t got time for that!

Tech issues with your VN? No problem, just follow these steps: 1. Japanese locale, 2. Read the Readme, 3. Check out our epic help guide, 4. Use DeepL like a pro, 5. Google that shiz!

Looking for recommendations or specific elements in your VN? We got you covered with our FAQs and useful links!

So why join? Because this server is like a visual novel itself – full of twists, turns, and plot spoilers that will make your head spin faster than a ghast in the Nether! Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get VN crazy!

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Elon’s Mask Comes Off Completely Minecraft SMP

smp, Elons, Elon’s true face, hoax, ruse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself has hidden a secret base full of redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Saturday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against each other for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land and zombies are the farmers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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RichCraft SMP: Money = Diamonds

material possessions, opulence, financial independence, extravagant living, wealth

Lol, being rich on this Minecraft SMP means having a chest full of diamonds, a mansion made out of emerald blocks, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Join us if you want to flex on all the peasants with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw parties with creepers and skeletons. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and fun. So come join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

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MineCraftyLove

dating tips for men, dating coach, Dating success, dating mistakes to avoid, dating advice

Are you tired of dating IRL and ready to find love in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll receive the best dating advice from our resident love guru, Steve the Creeper. He’s been through it all – heartbreak, ghosting, even getting blown up by a jealous ex. But through it all, he’s learned the secrets to finding love in a world made of blocks. So come on, join our server and let Steve guide you to your pixelated soulmate. Who knows, you might just find love in a place where pigs fly and diamonds are forever!

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CraftyAssad Minecraft Server

MIDDLE EAST, CraftyAssad, Syria, Hospital, Bashar al-Assad

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier drama than the wife of a deposed Syrian leader getting leukaemia! our players are like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a pig riding a chicken into battle or a group of zombies throwing a surprise party for a skeleton. join us for non-stop laughs and chaos, you won’t regret it!

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FrozenAssetCraft

Ukraine, FrozenAssetCraft, government assistance, FOREIGN AID, Japan

lol imagine if Ukraine was a minecraft server and Japan was like “yo here’s 3 billion dollars from some frozen Russian assets, come join our server and build some epic pixel art of sushi and samurais!! we got creepers that explode into sushi rolls and villagers that trade in ramen noodles. plus, our admins are ninjas who will ban griefers faster than you can say konnichiwa. come join the fun and let’s make this server more lit than a volcano full of diamonds!!”

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