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Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

apology tour, attention seeker, attention seeking, celebrity drama, CERTIFIED, controversy, Disney, Edition, FEMINIST, film promotion, FREE PALESTINE, Kimmel, liberal, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, normal person, Rachel, Rachel Zegler, RAGING, retard, rhetoric, smp, social media, Zegler

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crops Grown:	4900	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	141	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	235
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Emeralds Found:	598	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meats, and broth. It is often served hot and can be enjoyed as a starter or main course. Soup is known for its comforting and nourishing qualities, making it a staple in many cuisines around the world.

He breathes

24 hours, breathes, cell phones, Creative, love, Minecraft, Play, redespirit, Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

I love this redespirit server for me I would play 24 hours straight but there are no good cell phones lately

Jogar.redespiritcraft.com.br

⚡ NightShard #Anarchy Bedrock 🔥 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auctions, bedrock, Clans, cross-platform, donation services, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Grief, Ip:, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, PORT, Private, PvP, Quests, responsive administration, Russian, Server, Sociable players, Survival, voice chat, Waiting, Without Launcher, Youtubers

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

NightShard #Anarchy | Version: 1.19.4 – 1.21 (Java Edition), 1.20+ (Bedrock Edition)

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➥ Survival without creativity, admin, fly and other annoying donation things!➥ Clans, PvP, Auctions➥ Cross-platform➥ Minimum set of rules➥ Voice chat

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➥ Sociable players➥ Responsive administration➥ Partnership with up-and-coming YouTubers➥ Cheap donation services

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★ Our IP:➥ play.nshard.ru

★ Our port for Bedrock:➥ 19132

? We are waiting exactly for you!

play.nshard.ru:19132

Orc+ Minecraft Server – Randon Caspurr Fun

#youtube, breedable, Caspurr, Caspurr Catacini, clip playlist, Community, content creators, Fandom, Fun, Gaming, Livestream, merchandise, Minecraft, Official, OP Template, Orc, Professor Lando, randon, Randon Caspurr, Randon Neuring, Server, twitch, twitter, twitter widget, VOD Archive

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ores Mined:	4482	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to the most breedable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with baby animals popping out left and right, because who doesn’t want to be surrounded by adorable little critters all day long?

Our resident YouTuber, Randon Neuring, will guide you through the ins and outs of breeding in Minecraft with his hilarious videos. Watch as he tries to keep up with all the new additions to his farm and fails spectacularly every time.

But wait, there’s more! Caspurr Catacini is here to show you how to breed like a pro. Follow her on Twitch as she navigates the chaotic world of animal husbandry with style and grace (and maybe a few accidental explosions).

Join now for a chance to be featured in our clip playlists, where your breeding mishaps and successes will be immortalized for all to see. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive merch, because who wouldn’t want to rock a t-shirt with a baby piglet on it?

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to the most outrageous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Let the breeding frenzy begin!

Now That We Draw Minecraft SMP

art, art critique, artistic choices, artistic interpretation, big, body image, body positivity, creative expression, critique, draw, drawing, Feedback, female form, Minecraft, now that we draw, opinion, opinion sharing, opinionated, personal preference, perspective, SIZE, smp, tits

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	8067
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a village full of talking cows. Yes, you heard that right – talking cows! They were gossiping about who had the biggest udders and debating whether or not they should start a dairy farm. It was utter chaos, but also utterly hilarious.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They may explode on the dance floor, but hey, at least they’re having a blast!

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and absurd encounters await you in our zany world. And hey, if you think someone’s tits are too big, well, that’s just another day in our SMP!

ReImaginedMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Minecraft Gaming Roleplay Survival BedWars CrackShot Minefort Gamemodes Adventures PvP Creative Storytelling Team-based Warfare Community Multiplayer Building Exploration Updates Evolution, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

ReimaginedMC is a Minecraft server crafted by Pacerman29 and coolboy67yt, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences. Dive into intense battles with CrackShot, engage in strategic team-based warfare with BedWars, or immerse yourself in creative storytelling through Roleplay. For those who prefer a classic experience, the Survival gamemode provides endless adventures. Hosted on Minefort, ReimaginedMC supports Minecraft 1.20.4 and above and is continually evolving with new gamemodes in the works. Join today!

reimaginedmc.minefort.com

Slayer Network

1.21, bedrock, Bedwars, Chest Shops, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, extra homes, Free Ranks, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, OneBlock, player experience, Plugins, prefixes, PvP, Slayer Network, Voting

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	146
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100

Java IP: play.slayernet.fun:55555 Bedrock IP: play.slayernet.fun | Port: 55555 Discord: https;//discord.gg/slayernetwork

1.21+

Welcome to Slayer Network, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. The server is running 1.21+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience.

Show your support to the server by voting to earn free ranks which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, chest shops, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

play.slayernet.fun:55555

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

adventure game, anthropomorphic animals, coming of age story, console game, Decision making, Exploration, exploration game, friendship, Indie developer, indie game, indie studio, mental health themes, Minecraft, mystery game, narrative-driven game, Night in the Woods, PALS, pc game, PIXEL, Play NITW, Server, small town, supernatural elements, video game

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of pure gold!

Join us on our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary NITW (Not In This World) potion, which turns you into a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoot out bacon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your computer too, so make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy just in case).

Tipsy Minecraft SMP Fun

alcohol, attraction, Boundaries, confusion, desire, drinks, emotions, Friends, Fun, Girlfriend, horny, impulse, Infidelity, intoxication, Lust, Minecraft, mistake, partying, regret, relationships, smp, socializing, temptation, tipsy

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Secret Passages Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see someone accidentally build a giant statue of a potato instead of a castle.

But the real reason you should join? One time, a player had a few too many potions of invisibility and ended up accidentally hitting on their friend’s Minecraft girlfriend! It was a hilarious disaster that had everyone laughing for days.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the unexpected is the norm, come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!