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Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8014	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3195	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4676
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Potions Brewed:	115
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Towns Built:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Void Gems Collected:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Emeralds Found:	3787
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	300
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Towns Built:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8093
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!