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Crafty Creepers – Where Everyone is Welcome (except for griefers)

anti-black, Blacks, colleges, commencement speech, Crafty, CREEPERS, FIRED, Gay, Griefers, harvard, influential, Israel, jew supremacist, Jews, Muslim speaker, muslims, protesting Israel, racism, racist beginnings, sats, standardized test scores, University, valedictorian

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	36	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a world of pure fun and adventure! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD stories that will make you want to hit that join button right now!

Did you hear about the highly influential university that canceled a Muslim speaker for absolutely no reason? That’s right, suspected racism at its finest! But fear not, on our server, everyone is welcome no matter what their background is. We embrace diversity like no other!

And get this, a black Harvard Gay was actually fired for not supporting Israel! Can you believe it? On our server, we encourage freedom of speech and expression, no matter how outrageous it may be!

But wait, there’s more! Harvard is now using standardized test scores again, after originally stopping because they were deemed racist. Now that black students are protesting Israel, they bring back the “racist anti-black SATs”. On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players, no matter what their test scores may be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride of creativity, adventure, and mayhem like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and dancing llamas. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that player? They never left. Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave either.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond castle, guarded by a fierce dragon who only accepts players with the most epic building skills. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination!

Crafting Love Connections – Pre-Tinder Era Server

awkward moments, Chivalry, Communication, Connections, courtship, Crafting, DATING, dating apps, era, Etiquette, love, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, parents, past times, phone calls, PreTinder, relationships, romance, Server, social interactions, Technology, teenage crushes, teenage years, Traditional

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Votes:	4202	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Towns Built:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of dating apps and bad boy Chads!

Back in the day, before the era of dating apps, you had to call your crush’s house and risk having their parents answer the phone. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress so impenetrable that not even Chad himself can break through!

Join us for epic adventures, unlimited diamonds, and the chance to show off your mad crafting skills to impress even the toughest of parents. Who needs dating apps when you can conquer the pixelated world with your friends by your side?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those pesky parents and bad boys in the dust!

Minecraft Madness: Animated Adventures

Adventures, animated, best tales, gets the least screentime, girl, madness, Minecraft, Tales of Animation, UNFAIR

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of being the best tales girl in Minecraft but getting the least screentime? Well, on our server, that won’t be a problem! Join us and become the star of your own Minecraft story!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine is scared to log on. We have dragons that shoot rainbows out of their mouths and unicorns that drop diamonds wherever they trot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret treasure island where you can find enchanted golden apples and magic wands that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the legendary hero you were always meant to be! And remember, on our server, the best tales girl always gets the most screentime!

ChunkyGayCraft: Where Big, Stupid, Gay Fun Happens!

big, body shaming, bullying, ChunkyGayCraft, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat shaming, Fun, Gay, harmful words, Homophobia, hurtful comments, hurtful words, ignorance, ignorant remarks, insults, LGBTQ, name-calling, offensive behavior, offensive language, overweight, stupid

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being fat, gay, and stupid is not only accepted, but celebrated! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and fabulous friends.

Our server is home to the largest collection of rainbow-colored sheep in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you shear them all at once, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a giant marshmallow!

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our ridiculously difficult parkour course, where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are made of rainbows. Only the bravest and most agile players will make it to the end and claim the coveted title of Parkour King (or Queen)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking pigs. They may not have much to say, but they sure know how to throw a good party! Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to out-twist a pig.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might just discover that being fat, gay, and stupid is the key to unlocking a whole new level of fun and adventure!

Crafty Cat Ladies: No Bullying Zone

bullying, cat, Crafty, discrimination, female aggression, gender dynamics, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, Harassment, Incels, ladies, mental health, Misogyny, online harassment, peer pressure, power dynamics, social hierarchy, Social Issues, societal norms, societal pressures, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, women bullying, Zone

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where incels are so common that they practically run the place! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy incel antics and unbelievable drama.

Our server is like no other, with incels building towering monuments to their favorite anime waifus and engaging in intense incel debates about the best strategies for finding a girlfriend.

But that’s not all! We also have incel-exclusive events where players can compete to win the heart of a virtual girlfriend and incel-themed skins to really get into character.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the incel community itself, look no further. Join us today and prepare to be amazed by the incel insanity that awaits!

FlopCraft: Where We Embrace the Inevitable Failure of Our Game

arrogance, assumption, bold, bold choice, bold decision, bold move, bold prediction, bold statement, bold strategy, Confidence, Dissolution, Downfall, Embrace, Failure, Flop, FlopCraft, Game, Inevitable, Release, Risk, Studio, success

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to our totally not doomed Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches galore and server crashes that will make you question your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a giant pink unicorn that started rampaging through the world, destroying everything in its path. But fear not, our fearless admins were able to tame the beast and now it roams the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dance party where players can let loose and show off their best moves. Just be careful not to fall into the pit of lava in the middle of the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn tamer of legend.

Crafty Cucks: Where Caucasians Rule the Minecraft World!

BETRAYAL, Caucasians, Country, Crafty, cuck, cucks, death, Dedication, DEFEND, Fight, Goyim, Jews, loyalty, Manipulation, Minecraft, nationalism, obedience, patriotism, Population, rule, sacrifice, Selflessness, Wars, work, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9588	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!

HonkaiCraft – The Ultimate Block-Breaking Adventure!

Adventure, blockbreaking, Deepspace Anchor, discussion, dreamseeking voyage, gameplay, hig, Honkai Impact, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai Impact 3rd General, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Guide, Honkai Impact 3rd Newbie Resources, Honkai Impact 3rd Resources, HonkaiCraft, MA cycles, Mad Banquet, patch notes, s-rank battlesuit, Shadowbringer Battlesuit, Shattered Swords VN, St. Freya Special Event, Thelema, Ultimate, v7.3, v7.4

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Honkai Impact 3rd madness and mayhem. But before you ask any questions, check out our FAQ because it’s probably already answered there.

Looking for some newbie tips and resources? We got you covered with our newbie guide and resources. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the world of Elf Skill Upgrades for some mind-blowing upgrades.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the latest v7.3 supply, event, abyss, and MA cycles in all their glory. And don’t miss out on the epic trailers for S-rank Battlesuit Senadina Deepspace Anchor: First Light and Deepspace Anchor: First Light Tutorial Video for some jaw-dropping action.

Join us for the v7.4 Invitation to the Mad Banquet Trailer and get ready for the ultimate showdown with Thelema Mad Pleasure: Shadowbringer Battlesuit. It’s a Mad Banquet Prelude you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Honkai Impact 3rd on our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Previous players can attest to the insanity, so come join the fun!

Crafty McLaughington’s Creative Chaos

art, Chaos, crafting community, Crafts, Crafty, Creative, creativity, Crochet, design, diy, embroidery, fiber arts, Handmade, handmade gifts, hobby, inspiration, knitting, McLaughingtons, Project, quilting, Sewing, textile art, Thread

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1452

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where creativity knows no bounds! Are you tired of the same old boring builds on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join us and build a floating castle made entirely of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture in and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show us what you’ve got! Let your creativity run wild and become a legend in the Minecraft world!