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MineCrafty Magic Server

controlling emotions, discipline, emotional intelligence, emotional trading, fear of missing out, financial decision-making, Financial Planning, Greed, investment strategy, Long-term goals, Magic, market trends, market volatility, minecrafty, moonshot mentality, profit, risk management, self-control, SELLING, Server, strategic selling, trading psychology, wealth management

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being a responsible trader and actually taking profits when you’re in the green? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you greedy cunts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto your profits even when it looks like the market is going to the moon! Who needs financial security when you can have the rush of potentially losing it all in one fell swoop?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner greedy cunt – we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). See you on the flip side, you money-hungry maniacs!

MomCraft: No Support Edition

career, Childhood, Edition, family, high paying job, mental health, mental struggles, MomCraft, MONEY, Mother, neglect, neglected, old age, poor family, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, responsibilities, Siblings, single mother, Support, Vacations

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of feeling neglected and unappreciated like this poor 25F from the USA? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can finally feel like the “golden” kid you always wanted to be. No more feeling rejected by your family – here, you are the star of the show! And don’t worry about your mom taking your hard-earned money, because on our server, you can earn virtual riches without anyone stealing from you.

Plus, when it comes to taking care of your mom in old age, you can just build her a virtual mansion and call it a day. No need to deal with the real-life pressure of family expectations – just focus on having fun and building your dream world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so much fun?

CowNaming Minecraft Server

agriculture, animal, bovine, cattle, cow, CowNaming, cute names, dairy, farm animal, Farming, funny names, Homestead, Livestock, livestock naming, milk, Minecraft, Moo, name.., Naming, pet, Ranch, Server, unique names

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is naming your cow “Moo Moo”? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your cow something out of this world like “Sir Loin” or “Bessie McBeefington”! Join us for a wild ride of cow-naming shenanigans and see who can come up with the most ridiculous name for their bovine buddy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow named “Daisy the Destroyer” wreak havoc on the virtual farm. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the cow-naming madness begin!

FlawedButFab

acceptance, attraction, beauty, body image, compliments, emotional connection, FlawedButFab, flaws, imperfections, Insecurity, love, partner, Personality, physical appearance, Positive reinforcement, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, self-confidence, Support, Unique

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of your partner constantly complaining about their flaws? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things weird and wacky! Join us and show off that wonky pixelated face your partner hates but you secretly adore. Who needs perfect symmetry when you can have a face only a creeper could love? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more attracted to imperfections, so get ready to mine in style!

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutins, Czech prime minister, czech republic, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, international relations, Minecraft, Orbán, Peace Mission, political tensions, putin, russia, Server, Viktor Orbán, Vladimir Putin, world leaders

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well do we have the server for you! join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy missions and wacky characters!

our server is so epic, even Orbán’s ‘peace mission’ can’t compete! we’ve got explosions, flying pigs, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

the Czech prime minister is obsessed with our server, he can’t stop playing! he says it’s the only place where he can truly relax and have fun.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken or ride a llama into battle. the possibilities are endless on our server!

CraftyCreeperWarz

Accountability, assault, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, gaza, Hamas, human rights watch, international law, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, october 7, Palestinian territories, Terrorism, united nations, violations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ores Mined:	8960
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Emeralds Found:	1785
Dragon Eggs Found:	7674	Epic Quests Completed:	11

so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.

so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.

Food4Fornication

aphrodisiac, arousal, balance, Connection, desire, diet, ENERGY, Food, Food4Fornication, health, Intimacy, lethargy, libido, nutrition, Performance, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Stamina, wellness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crops Grown:	6920
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playin’ on this epic minecraft server, and you eat a carrot or somethin’, and suddenly you’re feelin’ all pumped up and ready to go, if ya know what i mean wink wink but then you eat a potato and you’re just like, nah man, i’m too tired for this shizz, i just wanna nap.

join our server for the ultimate food-induced rollercoaster of emotions! one minute you’re ready to take on the world, the next you’re passin’ out from too much bread. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. trust me, you ain’t never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come on down and see for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true power of food in the world of minecraft. or maybe you’ll just end up eatin’ cake and passin’ out in a corner. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

VitD_CancerCrushers

Benefits, Cancer prevention, cancer treatment, comorbidities, depression, direct action, health, immune system, Lifestyle, mortality, nutrition, obesity, Prevention, reducing death, research, risk factors, Sunlight, Vitamin D, vitamin supplements, VitD_CancerCrushers, wellness

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Villages Defended:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮

Grand World

120server, 120smp, 120survival, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysmp, Anarchysurvival, Anarchysurvivalminecraft, Community, Conquest, Cunning, Customabilities, Customitems, Custommobs, Customplugins, Customterrain, devilfruit, Devilfruits, Exploration, high seas, Lawless, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Moddedserver, multiplayer, Onepiece, open world, Openoceans, Pirate, Pirate Themed, Pirates, PvP, sea monsters, Ship Battles, smp, strategy, stronghold building, Survival, Vanillaclient

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Ahoy, mateys! Are ye ready for the ultimate pirate-themed Minecraft adventure? Grand World is the server for ye!

Our server is all about exploration, adventure, and survival in a lawless, open-world environment. With no rules, no restrictions, and no boundaries, it’s a true anarchy experience that will test your skills, strategy, and cunning.

Join a community of like-minded players and embark on a journey to conquer the high seas. Battle fierce sea monsters, pillage enemy ships, and build your own pirate stronghold on land or at sea. The possibilities are endless, and the choice is yours.

So what are ye waiting for? Set sail on 1.20.6 today and become the most notorious pirate on the seven seas!

discord: https://discord.gg/U7QUgQF7Ta

51.222.147.225:25615

GentlemenCraft Minecraft Server

American gentlemen, Beggar, compassion, cultural clash, Defeat, discrimination, Females, Generosity, GentlemenCraft, Interaction, Kindness, Magyar Cygany, Minecraft, MONEY, perseverance, POVERTY, primitive mob, resilience, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggle

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where American gentlemen face off against the fierce Magyar Cygany! Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, a Magyar Cygany beggar appears out of nowhere, begging for money like it’s their job. But fear not, because our brave players have learned to defeat these primitive mobs with ease.

And if that wasn’t enough, the only friendly faces you’ll find on this server are the female players. They’ll shower you with gifts and compliments, making you feel like the king of the world. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate champion in this crazy battle of the sexes!