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  • Minecringe SMP: Awkward Adven-tures

    Minecringe SMP: Awkward Adven-tures

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    🎮✨ Welcome to the most utterly bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your diamond pickaxe on, fam! Here’s why you NEED to drop everything, uninstall any semblance of a life you had, and join us on this pixelated adventure of madness! 🚀🌈

      • Epic Pizza Parties: You ever have a pizza delivered on your Minecraft world? Nah, me neither! But in this SMP, one time, a creeper sneezed and BOOM! – a pizza appeared! 🍕💥 We’ve got a special mod that turns all explosions into pepperoni pizzas… Disclaimer: Pizza might be a metaphor for diamonds or maybe even a giant cat. Who knows?

      • Dungeons of Doom: I once found a secret dungeon filled with endermen who were throwing a rager and inviting villagers! I showed up with my enchanted potato (it’s a thing, trust me) and we ended up doing the Macarena with them. 🤖💃 You could be a part of these insane dance-offs while crafting the next great block-based masterpiece!

      • Legendary Pets: Forget dogs and cats; we got a pet T-Rex named Steve who can carry you to the moon while also singing "Eye of the Tiger"! 🦖🌑 And he won’t even eat your face off, he’s only labeled as "dangerously affectionate." What’s better? He writes poems about your plays with obsidian!

      • Adventures in Lava: One time, I slipped into a pit of lava while trying to feed a pig a glowstone cupcake (again, who knows?), and instead of dying, I found a whole civilization of flamingo villagers who trade emeralds for roller skates! 🦩✨ Seriously, the deals are wilder than a nighttime in a haunted village filled with musical toasters!

      • Cursed Blocks: Did you know that we have a special block here that, when you mine it, gives you a random quantum result?! Like, one block might explode into 1,000 diamonds or turn your whole house into a gigantic cheese wheel! 🧀⚡️ Good luck keeping your entire fortress from becoming a Swiss delicacy!

      • Ultimate Drama: There’s a longstanding feud between Team Bedrockers and those pesky Dirt Gremlins. Last Saturday, an epic battle unfolded because someone stole the sacred Golden Shovel of Destiny! 💥⚔️ You gotta join and pick a side, or just be the chaotic neutral who throws cake at both parties while yelling “PIGS FLY!” for no reason!

      • The Great Weather Wars: The server has a malfunctioning weather machine that switches between snowstorms, tornadoes, and… spontaneous rain of donuts occasionally! 🍩🌪️ It’s a real mess, but that’s how we like it! Who wouldn’t want to build a cabin while dodging jelly-filled treats raining from the sky?

    So, if you’re not convinced yet, I probably hate you. No but seriously, join this SMP where the blocks are as crazy as the people playing it, and where every moment is a vigorous trip through the warped funhouse of insanity. Don’t be boring, let’s be Minecraft legends together! 🚀💎🎉

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  • Welcome to Aussie Spongebob Minecraft Pants – Now with even more kangaroos! 🦘🇦🇺🍍

    Welcome to Aussie Spongebob Minecraft Pants – Now with even more kangaroos! 🦘🇦🇺🍍

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    IP mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link Discord Invite
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    AussieSMP

    The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. If you would like to join, you will need to use the link provided above. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features.

    Features:

      • Latest version of Minecraft
      • Vanilla gameplay mechanics
      • Player-created shops for trading

    Rules

      • Don’t be a dick
      • No griefing
      • No spamming
      • Be respectful
      • No excessive swearing
      • No hacking or exploits
      • No ban evasion
      • Use common sense

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    FAQs:

    1. How can I join the AussieSMP server? – To join the AussieSMP server, you need to apply for whitelist via the link provided in the description.

    2. What kind of server is AussieSMP? – AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. It is a whitelisted application-based server.

    3. What features does AussieSMP offer? – Some features include the latest version of Minecraft, vanilla gameplay mechanics, player-created shops for trading, and more.

    4. Are there any rules I need to follow on AussieSMP? – Yes, there are rules such as no griefing, no hacking or exploits, being respectful, and using common sense.

    5. Where is the server located? – The server is located in Sydney, Australia.

    6. Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP? – Yes, there is a Discord server. You can find the invite link in the description.

    7. Can players from other countries join AussieSMP? – Yes, players from other countries are welcome to join, but they may experience higher latency due to the server location.

    8. Is AussieSMP a pure vanilla server? – AussieSMP is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds.

    9. Are there plans for server resets on AussieSMP? – There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on AussieSMP.

    10. What are the consequences of not following the rules on AussieSMP? – Not following the rules may result in a swift removal from the community.

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  • MoltenKit: Where Minecraft gets spicy with custom loot and epic battles!

    MoltenKit: Where Minecraft gets spicy with custom loot and epic battles!

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    MoltenKit Minecraft Server

    MoltenKit is a spin-off of a traditional KitPVP server. We offer unique custom items, perks, kit upgrades, and item customization that a normal KitPVP server wouldn’t have. Join our community and say hi! https://discord.gg/3tEVntBU9V

    Server IP: moltenkit.duckdns.org

    Overview
    Custom items Unique perks Kit upgrades Item customization Custom-built map Fun events Rare artifact items

    FAQ

    What is MoltenKit?

    MoltenKit is a custom KitPVP Minecraft server with unique custom items, perks, and upgrades. Join us for exciting battles and events!

    Who created MoltenKit?

    MoltenKit was built by a small team of friends led by _Molten, with ExsitingEevee and Jackson_57 as co-owners. The server started as a private server for friends and evolved into a public server.

    How can I join MoltenKit?

    You can join MoltenKit by entering the server IP: moltenkit.duckdns.org in your Minecraft client.

    Can I customize my experience on MoltenKit?

    Yes! MoltenKit offers a wide variety of upgrades, perks, and kit customization options for players to tailor their experience to their preferences.

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  • SoulSnatch: Where you can steal souls and duplicate them, no refunds!

    SoulSnatch: Where you can steal souls and duplicate them, no refunds!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Soulsnatch
    Server IP soulsnatch.fr.to
    Player Count 0 (Newly launched)
    Features Custom souls plugin, lifesteal plugin, /dupe command
    Playstyles Building, PvP, peaceful
    Admin Availability 5-10pm EST

    FAQs

    What plugins does the server have?

    The server has custom souls plugin, lifesteal plugin, and a /dupe command for quick power acquisition.

    What are the rules of the server?

    The rules include keeping it semi-SFW, no hacking, and no ads/spam.

    How can I join and start playing?

    Simply log in to the server IP: soulsnatch.fr.to and start your Minecraft journey!

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  • MineFall VS Hypixel

    MineFall VS Hypixel

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    Hypixel MineFall
    Pros Pros
    – Large player base – Friendly community
    – Variety of minigames – Regular updates
    – High-quality server performance – Supports multiple versions of Minecraft
    Cons Cons
    – Can be overcrowded – Smaller player base
    – Some minigames may feel repetitive – Limited number of minigames
    – Server can be laggy at times – Limited server performance

    Hypixel FAQ

      • What is the IP address for Hypixel?

      The IP address for Hypixel is mc.hypixel.net

      • How do I join Hypixel?

      Open your Minecraft launcher, click on “Multiplayer”, then click “Add Server” and enter the server IP address: mc.hypixel.net

      • Can I play on Hypixel with any version of Minecraft?

      Hypixel supports Minecraft versions 1.8 and above. Make sure you have the correct version to connect to the server.

    MineFall FAQ

      • What is the server IP for MineFall?

      The server IP for MineFall is mc.Minefall.eu

      • How do I play on the MineFall Minecraft server on Java?

      Open the Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, then go to “Multiplayer” and click on “Add Server”. Enter the server IP: mc.Minefall.eu

      • What Minecraft version does MineFall support?

      MineFall supports Minecraft version 1.19, but you can also use other newer or lower versions to connect and play on the server.

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