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CraftyRulez: No Pants, No Pickaxe!

absurd regulations, arbitrary regulations, bizarre expectations, bizarre rules, comical restrictions, CraftyRulez, funny regulations, laughable rules, nonsensical policies, odd requirements, pants, peculiar instructions, Pickaxe, ridiculous rules, School, silly guidelines, strange guidelines, strange regulations, unreasonable expectations, unusual directives, weird mandates, work, workplace restrictions

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of following boring rules at work or school? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear a chicken costume at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of chicken overlords who demand nothing but poultry fashion in their kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that wearing a chicken costume gives you superpowers like the ability to lay golden eggs and summon a chicken army to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the clucky chaos today!

PantslessCraft Minecraft Server

arguments, clothing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family, fashion, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, pants, PantslessCraft, parent-child dynamics, parents, personal style, Rebellion, relationships, rules, Self-expression, Server, shopping, TEENAGE, teenage angst, teenage rebellion

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	4463	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Void Armor Forged:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of your parents controlling your fashion choices on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to rebel against the fashion police!

Join us and wear whatever baggy pants you want, without your parents throwing them away! We support your right to express yourself through sparkly bootcut pants and knockoff designer jeans.

Don’t let your parents dictate your style, join our server and show them who’s boss! It’s time to rebel and show off your unique fashion sense, because on our server, it’s your house, your rules! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your pants fly free!

HouseHuntingHubby

Communication, Consultation, Decision making, decision making process, family dynamics, Financial implications, Financial Planning, future claims, house ownership, HouseHuntingHubby, husband’s parents, in-laws, joint ownership, legal implications, long-term consequences, Personal preferences, property rights, real estate, relationship issues, retirement home, spousal input

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Star Shards Collected:	167	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Hey there gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join our server for the most epic adventures and build your dream house…or should we say, retirement home? That’s right, on our server, you can plan for your golden years while battling creepers and zombies!

And get this, on our server, you can buy houses in your mother-in-law’s name! Because who needs legal rights or future claims when you can have a house that’s practically a family heirloom?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about making decisions without consulting your spouse, because who needs communication when you can just build a house and hope for the best?

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the tension, and the sheer madness of Minecraft like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life soap opera plot twist. Join now and let the chaos begin!

CrushCraft SMP: LongestCrush

actor crush, actress crush, celebrity crush, celebrity infatuation, celebrity obsession, CrushCraft, dream crush, enduring crush, famous crush, fantasy crush., Hollywood crush, idol crush, lasting crush, long lasting crush, long term crush, LongestCrush, movie star crush, musician crush, pop culture crush, smp, star crush, TV star crush, ultimate crush

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your personal guide through the crazy world of Minecraft. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the legendary creeper who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even find your longest celebrity crush waiting for you in the virtual world.

UncoolMinecraftServer

awkward, clumsy, cringeworthy, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, geeky, nerdy, Ridiculous, silly, unappealing, Unattractive, uncharismatic, unchic, uncool, UncoolMinecraftServer, unflattering, unglamorous, Unhip, unimpressive, unpopular

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! But fear not, on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in diamond armor, and build a castle made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, even the chickens have attitude!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, first acknowledgment, foreign policy, incursion, international relations, Invasion, justification, Kursk attack, KurskCraft, Military Action, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, political tension, russia, security threat, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	208
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Magic Items Found:	5009	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Yo, wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s so lit that even Ukraine is justifying Kursk attack in the first acknowledgment of incursion into Russia just to get a taste of the action! We got crazy PvP battles that will make you question your sanity, like seriously, our players have lost their minds in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built minigames, they’re so wild that even Herobrine himself would be like “yo, this is too much for me.” So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself, because on this server, anything goes and everything is possible!

HamasGrieferGoneWild

activism, Conflict, evacuee camp, gaza, Hamas, HamasGrieferGoneWild, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israeli, Justice, memorial, memorialized, MIDDLE EAST, Murdered, nonviolence, peace activist, reconciliation, Remembrance, social justice, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5766	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant memorial for an israeli peace activist who got murdured by hamas but then magically came back to life and now lives in a evacuee camp in gaza! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! join now to pay your respects and maybe even get a selfie with the undead peace activist! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy adventure!

AloneButNotLonelyMC

AloneButNotLonelyMC, Australian study, community engagement, COVID-19 impact, COVID-19 lockdowns, COVID-19 restrictions, emotional well being, Loneliness, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., pandemic effects, pandemic loneliness, physical isolation, psychological well-being, Social Connections, social distancing, Social Interaction, social isolation, Social Relationships, social support

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, u gonna have da time of ur life, fo realz.

u know how sum peeps think bein alone makes u feel lonely? well, dis server proves dat theory wrong, u can be all by urself and still have da time of ur life, no loneliness here, just pure fun and epic adventures.

we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community dat is so lit, u gonna be laughin ur butt off all day long. so, come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft journey, u won’t regret it, i swear on me diamond sword.

HEDRON MC

Auctions, Bedwars, Coinflip, coinshop, Cracked, Cross-Play, crystal pvp, Discord, Duels, Economy, Events, home, Knockback, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, Pakistani, Parkour, PvP, pvp arena, Server, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to Hedron MC, a (Cracked) Survival Pakistani Minecraft Server! We offer the following things: » Events » Parkour » PvP Arena » Economy with Auctions and /shop » Duels » Crystal PVP » Coinflip » Coinshop » /tpa, /home etc. With more coming soon, such as: LifeSteal, Bedwars, Knockback and many more! Join now and have fun! Discord: https://discord.gg/2GNPnYUK5F

play.hedronmc.fun

TerrorCraft: Land of the Brave – Minecraft server

America, anger, BIAS, brave, Conflict, controversy, Division, extremism, Government, hate, Land, Minecraft, patriotism, Politics, Propaganda, rule, Server, society, SUCKS, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, terrorists, united states, violence, War

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	157026
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of living in a world where America reigns supreme? Do you want to join a server where terrorists are the true rulers? Look no further, because on our server, America sucks and terrorists rule!

Join us for epic battles where you can blow up iconic American landmarks and declare victory for the forces of chaos and destruction. Build your own secret terrorist lair and plot your next diabolical scheme to take down the oppressive American regime.

But beware, the FBI may be watching, so make sure to cover your tracks and keep your plans top secret. Join us now and let’s show America who really rules the Minecraft world!

BrightCraft SMP – >WakeUpIncandescent

BrightCraft, BRIGHTEST, cool down, coping mechanisms, emotions, feel fine, going to sleep, gtWakeUpIncandescent, incandescent, less than 30 seconds, mental health, mental illness, mood swings, normal, RAGE, rest of the day, self-care, smp, suicidally depressed, support system, Therapy, triggers, Wake Up

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server ever! Join us if you want to experience emotions on a rollercoaster ride like never before. One minute you’ll be incandescent with rage, the next you’ll be as cool as a cucumber. And just when you think you’re fine, BAM, you’ll be hit with the most intense sadness right before bedtime. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So come join us and see what crazy emotions await you next! Just be prepared for the unexpected 😉 #EmotionalMinecraftSMP