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RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	500
Secret Passages Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	New Chunks Explored:	401784

Have you heard the rumour that I once built a giant statue of a potato on a Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s totally true! And if you join our server, you can help me build an even bigger statue of a giant flying spaghetti monster made entirely out of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Spy Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mines Excavated:	1193

Do you have a secret double life as a spy in your country? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and put your espionage skills to the test as you navigate through secret missions and covert operations. Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to uncover hidden treasures and outsmart your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate spy master in the world of Minecraft!

Media Minecraft SMP Sports Ownership Exposer

Corporate Media Ownership, corporate ownership, Corporate Sports Media, Exposer, Exposing Ownership, Media, media analysis, Media Corporations, Media Discussion, Media Ownership, Media Ownership Discussion, Media Ownership Patterns, Media Patterns, Minecraft, ownership, Ownership Patterns, smp, sports, sports analysis, sports discussion, sports media, Sports Media Analysis, Sports Media Corporations, Sports Media Ownership, sports ownership

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	New Chunks Explored:	872365
Alien Abductions:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3539	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs out of their snouts. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started breakdancing instead of exploding!

But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing and are always looking for new recruits. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you the power to turn into a unicorn whenever you want.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

MILcraft: No Alone Time!

Alone Time, balance, Boundaries, child, Critics, DAUGHTER, disagree, disappear, hang out, husband, Labor, MIL, MILcraft, outside, Parenting Style, refusing, Restaurant, Rethinking, strategy, stroller, Time, Watching

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with overbearing in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the judgmental eyes of your MIL.

Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own boundaries and keep your virtual children safe from disappearing stroller walks. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your frustrations in a creative and fun way.

Don’t worry about your MIL trying to sneak in some questionable parenting tactics, on our server, you are in control. So come join us and let’s build a world where you can finally say “no” to those unwanted walks and boundaries-crossing in-laws. Let’s game on, and leave the drama behind!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Ukraine Dilemma

collusion, Conflict, debate, Dilemma, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Politics, president, revelations, russia, SECURITY, sell out, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, united states, Woodward

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can, like, uncover top secret government conspiracies while building ur own epic castle and battling dragons. like, u can be a spy and gather intel on other players while exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the president of the server is actually a double agent working for the kremlin and u have to stop him from selling out ukraine for diamonds. it’s, like, so intense and u gotta join now to save the virtual world from political chaos and stuff. plus, there’s, like, free pizza every friday for all players. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wild minecraft adventure!

Spirit Realms

bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Items, DROPS, Economy, Events, Free Rank, java, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minecraft, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Spirit Realms, Survival, Warps

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

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▶️▶️▶️▶️ Tvocraft ◀️◀️◀️◀️ Minecraft server

administration, Anarchy, Calm, Clans, Cozy, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Donations, good things, Grief, Griefer survival, Minecraft, Moderation, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Server, Survival, Tvocraft, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	175
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Server with Griefer survival, very cozy, calm, adequate administration and moderation and a lot of good things.

185.9.145.8:38958

GFE Minecraft Server: Vtuber Edition

Community, content creators, Digital Media, Edition, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, female vtubers, free, gfe, interactive experience, internet culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, MONEY, online content, online personalities, parasocial attachment, Server, Streamer, Support, Virtual reality entertainment, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Villages Defended:	11
Emeralds Found:	9349	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and dancing creepers! Not to mention, our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you will unlock the secret to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds. Plus, every time you log on, a magical fairy will grant you three wishes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Sell Now or Missing Out Minecraft SMP

6 months, capital gains, Decision making, Financial Advice, Financial Planning, financial uncertainty, Holding, investment decision, investment opportunity, investment strategy, long-term gains, market trends, million dollars, Minecraft, missing, missing out, profit potential., Sell, sell now, selling strategy, smp, stock market, timing the market

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4267
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Potions Brewed:	183
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is deciding whether to sell your diamonds now or wait for a better price? Well, fear not, because on our server, the stakes are much higher!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. One time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples, but little did they know, it was guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing diamond armor. It was a battle for the ages!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with stacks of emeralds and rare enchanted items. Will you be the lucky one to find it, or will you be outsmarted by a mischievous group of creepers?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – or you might end up getting pranked by a group of sneaky villagers. The choice is yours!

NoBabysitMC Server

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Frustration, generational differences, maternal instincts, mental health, NoBabysitMC, parental expectations, parental responsibilities, parental support, personal time, Resentment, self-care, Server, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and being forced to babysit your hyperactive little brother on your only day off? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless fun and adventure where you can escape the chaos of real life.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any mischievous siblings or dealing with parental guilt trips. Instead, you can build, explore, and battle your way to victory without any interruptions. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of balancing school, work, and family obligations.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hordes to deal with instead? Let’s craft away the stress and have a blast together!

FamCraft – Choose Wisely

Boundaries, choose, choosing family, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, FamCraft, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, favoritism, holiday traditions, long tail: dealing with difficult family members, mean in-laws, navigating family relationships, parenting, setting boundaries with family, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, snobby, standing up for your children, Thanksgiving, toxic family, toxic family dynamics, Wisely

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Buildings Constructed:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Animals Bred:	132	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and escape the Thanksgiving drama by building your own virtual world where you’re the boss!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated pigs and chickens who will never judge you for choosing to spend Thanksgiving in a virtual world. No more awkward family gatherings or passive-aggressive group texts – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will help you build the coolest structures in exchange for some spooky stories. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a mischievous Creeper who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real world drama behind – because in our virtual world, the only family drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!