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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6457 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!