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InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9799	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

64-rus Minecraft server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magic Items Found:	5926
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Description of server 64RUS – server in survival mode at a High level of difficulty. We don’t have /hack, pets, pokemon and other things…, but we do have Originality, Own Ideas and the Striving to Improve the Project. We will Create and Implement our own Types of Various Mini-Games and try to give Uniqueness to Our server. Our Goal is to Unite Adequate and Creative People in One Place for a Pleasant Time. We will never stop there! Leave Your Feedback and Suggestions on the Site, We will listen to you. Support us and we will answer you the same!

45.93.200.19:25602

Rebel SMP

Factions, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Towns Built:	10
Farms Harvested:	584	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Rebel SMP Java 1.19.3 This is a nice server with teams, lore, and a good player base. Enjoy playing vanilla survival, but with others. The only mods that were installed where /home with a limit of one and /tpa, for getting around easier. Plenty of people on vc, but a mic isn’t necessary. If you enjoy playing with others, join us!

prem6.falixserver.net:20367

Minecraft City Creative

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to MCC Network

We are a friendly, feature-rich Minecraft Bedrock/Java server network established in 2016 offering gamemodes such as Survival, Creative, Minigames and more! SMP – By far our most popular gamemode. We have two survival multiplayer servers, each with its own unique playstyle, suiting hard or easy mode with tons of custom, cool features such as Dungeons, Spells, Sacrifices and more! Anarchy – A survival server established in 2018 with no rules or restrictions and a world that’s lost in time with over 4 years of creation, destruction and history. Creative – Infinite, limitless worlds with full creative mode access for you to let your creativity take over! Explore the many legendary cities, build your very own, or just a small house! Minigames – Take part in fun, challenging games such as Competitive Parkour, Dropper and more coming soon. Useful Links: Apply for helper: https://www.apply4mcchelper2 Apply for staff: https://www.tiny.cc/apply4mcctrainee Discord: https://discord.gg/dB2ZJVp Server hosting: https://mcchosting.co.uk

mccnetwork.uk

AraxMine Minecraft server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3

The owner of the “AraxMine” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

0.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11226

SMP Mystery

Bedwars, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Farms Harvested:	793	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Animals Bred:	115	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Embark on a thrilling journey with the Mystery SMP! Join the Mystery SMP community today at:

https://www.smpmystery.net/

So in short the recap if you didn’t got it in the first place!

Mystery SMP offers a wide range of features and gamemodes to provide the ultimate Minecraft experience. Whether you’re looking for a survival challenge, a fun Skyblock experience, or intense PvP action, Mystery SMP has it all. With Bedwars, Bridge PVP, One block, Kingdoms SMP, Plots, MineSim, and PvP, you’ll never run out of things to do.

In addition to the exciting gamemodes, Mystery SMP also offers a number of other features to enhance your experience. With the shop system, auction, and parties, you can trade items and engage with other players. The amazing lobby, leaderboards, and customized economy add to the sense of community and competitiveness. The multiple maps for gamemods and online live map allow you to explore new territories, and the web store provides a convenient way to purchase in-game items.

With cross play support for Java and Bedrock, you can play with friends no matter what platform they use. The jobs and ranks give you a sense of progression and achievement, and the active management ensures that the server is always up to date and providing the best experience for players. So join the Mystery SMP today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

37.10.102.114

TeamCyber

Bedwars, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crops Grown:	1156	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

We are TeamCyber, we have Skywars/Bedwars/Practice/BuildBattle as a modality, we serve all the users we can and we fix all types of bugs found.

185.150.189.30:25583

LixTime server Minecraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

You have never seen such a Grif even in your dreams! Traps, Layers, Spheres, Talismans, Mystics! Death Chest! The Killer Lighthouse is coming! Come in!

65.108.21.253:25604

Dolphinable

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Buildings Constructed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	3409
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

The dolphins smp is a great place to hang out with your friends, and make some great adventures. and have some cool builds.

dolphinsmp.ggs.onl

Parcade

Parkour

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Love Letters Sent:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Parcade offers the best Parkour experience in many different variations. You get to play parkour on over 150 beautiful maps and race against the time or duel friends on maps of various length and difficulty. Set new records, keep track of your personal best history and compare your stats to other players. A list of all parkour commands can be found in-game by using /parkour.

You can contact me (Bwen391) on discord. Bwen391#0391.

See you around on Parcade!

Parcade.net

RP SERVER Minecraft server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Farms Harvested:	655
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

frearemin.mc-server.eu

144.76.8.18:22227