Comical Insult MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

clean insult, entertaining insult, banter insult, smp, favorite insult

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

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PartyPurge Minecraft Server

Surprise, Siblings, new home, football, family

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when my son threw a football at my niece during a party. But don’t worry, we don’t hold grudges here – we just take away all your electronics until after our vacation!

If you’re looking for a server with intense family dynamics and consequences for your actions, then look no further. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to watch out for flying footballs!

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BoobCraft: Plastic Surgery Revenge

Communication, body image, Support, parenting, disability

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the time I rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub experience!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama, like the time my in-laws made fun of my blocky boobs. But don’t worry, on this server, everyone is accepted no matter the size of their pixels!

So come join us for a world of fun and laughter, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a creeper. And remember, on our server, the only drama allowed is when a zombie horde attacks your base – now that’s what I call family bonding!

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MineTimeCraft Server

delegation, time management strategies, procrastination, efficiency, time management skills

Are you tired of boring old time management techniques? Join our Minecraft server and learn how to manage time like a pro! We have time-warping potions, time-traveling pigs, and even a secret time machine hidden in the depths of the Nether. Say goodbye to procrastination and hello to productivity on our server!

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BlockBusterHealing

self-care, Therapy, Professional help, holistic healing, Recovery

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of pixelated blocks and virtual adventures lift your spirits to new heights!

Our server is like a magical therapy session, but with creepers and diamonds instead of couches and tissues. Imagine battling your inner demons by battling hordes of zombies and skeletons! And don’t even get us started on the healing power of building your dream castle in the sky!

We’ve had players who were once so sad, they couldn’t even muster a smile, but after spending just a few hours on our server, they were laughing, dancing, and shouting “PICKAXE TO THE RESCUE!” at the top of their lungs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of endless fun and possibilities!

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HotBlockMinecraftServer

Earth’s climate, Paris Agreement, carbon footprint, extreme weather events, carbon neutrality

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the temperature is always set to a toasty 1.5°C above pre-industrial levels. you know what that means? no more chilly nights in the game, just cozy warmth all the time.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, the mobs have all gone crazy and started throwing wild parties in the caves. creepers doing the cha-cha slide, zombies breakdancing, skeletons twerking – it’s a real hootenanny down there.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. need a new pickaxe? boom, wish granted. want a pet dragon? poof, there it is.

so come on down to our wacky minecraft server, where the temperature’s hot, the mobs are partying, and unicorns are granting wishes left and right. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, that’s for sure.

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TunnelTasticCraft

tunnel network, intelligence, functional state, Conflict, WARFARE

so, liek, u kno how Hamas has these crazy tunnels n stuff? well, our Minecraft server is kinda like that, but without all the danger and stuff. u can build ur own tunnels and hideouts and stuff, just like Hamas, but without the whole terrorism thing.

come join us and see if u can outsmart the IDF, who apparently think our tunnels are in “good functional state.” like, who even knew the IDF was checking out Minecraft servers? they must be super impressed with our tunnel-building skills.

so, if u wanna be a tunnel master like Hamas, but without all the political drama, come join our server. we promise u won’t get in trouble with the IDF, unless u start building actual tunnels in real life. then u might have some problems. but in Minecraft, anything goes!

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ChillCraft: Instant Freeze Zone

food preservation, food cooling appliance, Kitchen Gadgets, food cooling technology, food technology

are you tired of waiting for your hot pockets to cool down after microwaving them for too long? well, do we have the solution for you on our minecraft server! we have invented the reverse microwave, where you can instantly cool down your foods in seconds. no more burning your mouth on scalding hot pizza rolls!

but that’s not all, folks! on our server, we have a secret underground lair filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds. yes, you heard that right. diamonds. just imagine riding a sparkly unicorn through the skies while collecting precious gems to build your dream castle.

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing up. who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a cute little creeper and feel the warmth of its explosive love?

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. join now and let the madness begin!

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CancerCraft: RegoraTAS102 – ERK1/2 Busters!

RegoraTAS102, chemotherapy, Overcome, cancer stemness, cancer treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Regorafenib synergizing with TAS102 against multiple gastrointestinal cancers, but in Minecraft form! We be overcoming cancer stemness like bosses, and don’t even get me started on the trifluridine-induced angiogenesis – we be blasting through that like it’s nobody’s business!

ERK1/2 ain’t got nothin’ on us, we be takin’ them down left and right in epic battles that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come on and join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers, but who’s counting?) Let’s get mining and crafting, and show those cancers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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The Atlas Project: Where even the creepers have their own cozy beds!

Minecraft, better on bedrock, raiyons-java-combat-addon, Beds, Cozy

Server Name	The Atlas Project Modded Bedrock Server
Age Limit	18 years and up
World Type	Brand New World

List of Addons:

Join the Discord server to get the IP: https://discord.gg/An4MkSw6aQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by obtaining the IP address from the Discord server provided in the link above.
Is there an age restriction for joining?	Yes, the server is only open to players who are 18 years and older.
Are the addons custom-made for the server?	No, the addons listed are available from various sources and have been added to enhance gameplay on the server.
Can I suggest new addons for the server?	Yes, you can suggest new addons in the Discord server for consideration by the server admins.