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MineCraze Server: “Sick from mining too much!”

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	228
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Well, forget calling out of work for a boring reason like being sick or having a family emergency. Join our Minecraft server and call out of work because you got lost in a virtual jungle and can’t find your way back to your computer! Or maybe you’re too busy building a giant statue of a chicken that’s attacking a village of pigs. Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! So come join us and make up the most outrageous excuses for calling out of work – your boss won’t know what hit them!

What is the IP for Pezzy Minecraft Server?

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	279
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Pezzy is a talented musician and rapper known for his unique flow and lyricism. Hailing from Detroit, he has quickly made a name for himself in the hip-hop scene with his energetic performances and introspective tracks. Pezzy continues to push boundaries with his music, earning respect from fans and critics alike.

What servers are similar to Mineage ?

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Buildings Constructed:	50	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Some servers that offer similar experiences to Mineage include:

1. TheArchon – Known for its intense PvP gameplay and factions system, TheArchon is a popular choice for players who enjoy competitive gameplay and raiding.

2. CosmicPvP – This server features unique custom enchants, custom plugins, and a space-themed world for players to explore and conquer.

3. PvPWars – With a focus on PvP and factions gameplay, PvPWars offers a variety of custom features and events to keep players engaged and entertained.

4. VeltPvP – This server offers classic factions gameplay with a focus on PvP combat and raiding. Players can grind and build their bases while also engaging in intense battles with other factions.

5. ManaCube – Featuring a wide range of game modes including factions, Skyblock, and survival, ManaCube offers a diverse and immersive Minecraft experience for players of all types.

No matter which server you choose, you’re sure to find a fun and engaging community to join and explore.

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MonlexSMP

Brazil, Clans, Custom Map, Discord, Economy, Minecraft, MonlexSMP, portugal, PvP, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Survival server with custom map and clans!

On discord we have players from Portugal and Brazil!

You are welcome on our server!

monlexsmp.giize.com:25568

Elemental SMP: The Modded Misadventures of Survival PvE, Now with ATM9!

{groundlevel}, {systemadmin}, Atm9, collaboration, CommunityBuilding, Discord, discussions, Economy, Elemental, Forge, Launch, Longevity, Minecraftdevelopment, Misadventures, Modded, newseason, Preparing, PvE, smp, successfulseason, Suggestions, Survival, Towns, Trading, Whitelist, Whitelisted, wipe

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Overview

Server Type	Modded Whitelist SMP
Focus	Community building, collaboration, longevity
Economy	Fully functioning with emphasis on trading
Player-Made Towns	Yes, existing towns and option to create new ones
Launch Status	Preparing for new season, launching within the week
Modpack	ATM9 (Subject to change)

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to get whitelisted. You can do so by joining our Discord server and following the instructions there.

2. What is the server focus?

Our server focuses on community building, collaboration, and longevity. We encourage players to work together and create a lasting community.

3. Is there an economy on the server?

Yes, we have a fully functioning economy with a large focus on trading with other players to build everyone up.

4. Can I create my own town on the server?

Absolutely! You can join an existing town or forge your own path by creating your own town within the server.

5. When is the next season launching?

We are currently preparing for our next season and plan to launch within the week. Stay tuned for updates on the exact launch date.

6. What is the server modpack?

Our current modpack is ATM9, but this is subject to possible change. Join our community to participate in discussions about the modpack.

LOL Minecraft Server – “You Will Not Replace Us”

Alt-Right, anti-fascism, chuds, controversial, get rekt, HAHAHaha.., Hate Speech, humor, internet trolling, lol, Minecraft, nazi, online culture, political extremism, Provocative, Replace, resistance, satire, seethe, Server, social commentary, White Supremacy, YOU WILL NOT REPLACE US

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos zone where anything goes!

Join us and watch as Nazi chuds get absolutely wrecked by our epic community of players. They’ll be seething with rage as they try to keep up with our insane building competitions and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared to laugh until you cry as you witness the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen.

Deutsch Minecraft SMP Land

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a magical diamond pickaxe that could mine entire mountains in one swipe. Legend has it that if you join our SMP, you too could stumble upon such a powerful tool and become the ultimate miner of the land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate through the treacherous tunnels and claim the hidden treasures within.

And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon riding a pig through the skies, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever it goes. Join our SMP today and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

DiamondDigger Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

If money were not a concern, I would choose to be a professional Minecraft player on our epic SMP server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP server and discovered a hidden village filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that anyone who finds this village will have unlimited diamonds and never run out of food again!

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches with enchanted weapons and armor. The winner gets a lifetime supply of TNT to blow up their enemies in style!

So if you’re looking for a career path that involves looting hidden treasures, battling in epic PvP matches, and living out your wildest Minecraft dreams, then join our SMP server today! Who needs money when you have unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples, am I right?

InsecureCraft: Build Confidence!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of feeling insecure in your Minecraft skills? Join our server and watch those insecurities disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like a diamond in a sea of coal. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted armor gives you the confidence of a warrior and the swagger of a pig riding a chicken. So come on over and say goodbye to self-doubt, because on our server, you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro player in no time!

GRUcraft: NATO vs EU Hackers

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Magic Items Found:	2921	Buildings Constructed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit even the russian hackers are tryna get in on it, then u gotta join this one. like, the GRU hacker group is legit tryna target NATO and the EU, but they can’t resist the temptation of our server.

we got so much crazy stuff goin on, like, u can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, our admin is a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a stick.

if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, then u gotta join this server. but be warned, the russian hackers might try to steal ur diamonds. so, like, watch out for that.

Crafty Afrikaans vs English

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5716	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can speak afrikaans and confuse all the english speakers? well this server is the place for u! we got pigs that speak zulu and chickens that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are actually chocolate bars in disguise. come join the fun and see why afrikaans is the future of minecraft language!