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Blockhead Blunders

Blockhead, Blunders, childhood innocence, childhood naivety, comical beliefs, dumb thoughts, embarrassing beliefs, facepalm moments, foolish notions, funny misconceptions, funny realizations, hindsight humor, hindsight is 20/20, hindsight laughs, laugh at myself, laughable misconceptions, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, ridiculous thoughts, silly beliefs, silly ideas, stupid beliefs

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	5878	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ores Mined:	7156	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of living in a world where gravity actually exists? Well, on our Minecraft server, gravity is just a suggestion! Join us and experience the thrill of building upside down skyscrapers and riding pigs through the sky like a majestic flying carpet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their chicken dance challenge.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Dance the night away with zombie pigmen and blaze rods, but be careful not to get too close to the lava dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Trump Tower Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, Donald J Trump, Erie, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Milwaukee, Minecraft, Prairie du Chien, president trump, Presidential Library, Rumble, Server, team trump, Tower, trump, trump archive, Trump Spox, trump war room, truth social, Valdosta, vice presidential debate, warren, whitehouse45

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Animals Bred:	163
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re building the greatest wall in the world? Join our server where you can team up with President Donald J. Trump himself to create the most tremendous structures you’ve ever seen!

Build a wall so big, even the creepers will pay for it! With exclusive appearances from President Trump at virtual rallies and town halls, you’ll feel like you’re right in the action, making Minecraft great again!

Join now and make your Minecraft world great again, again! Build, create, and MAGA to your heart’s content on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this historic Minecraft experience!

8 6 8 0 6 3 6 1 – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, advice, Audience, brave, capcut, Clips, Company auditions, davinci resolve, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, pastebin, Premiere, smp, streaming, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers, vtubing

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Farms Harvested:	790	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we give and receive advice on vtubing! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, it’s all about becoming the next big vtuber sensation!

Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Don’t worry, our community of virtual YouTubers will help you make the right decision. And if you’re wondering if there’s an audience for something crazy like juggling while riding a llama, we’ll give you the honest answer (spoiler alert: there probably is).

But that’s not all! We also have open auditions for virtual idol companies like Hololive, Niji, and Brave. Who knows, you could be the next big virtual superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Advocate, berate, car ride, Confrontation, DadCraft, difficult relationships, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, Family issues, father daughter relationship, Minecraft, MONEY, parental conflict, personal boundaries, Resentment, Self Respect, self-built, Server, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic behavior

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like this player left their toxic dad on the curb. Build your own empire from scratch, just like this player built their life from their own hard-earned money. Who needs a toxic parent when you can have a blocky paradise to call your own? Join now and leave the drama at the door – unless it’s in-game drama, because that’s always fun!

AllergicCraft

ableist, AllergicCraft, Allergies, anxiety, comfort, consideration, dog allergy, Fairness, Friends, game night, group dynamics, health, house rules, medication, personal boundaries, pet allergies, physical discomfort, second guessing, service animal, service dog, social etiquette

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	174	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about pesky service dogs triggering your allergies? Look no further! Our server is 100% dog-free, so you can game in peace without the fear of sneezing your way to defeat.

Join us and enjoy a dog-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of a furry friend ruining your day. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of allergies, so you’ll feel right at home.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting a service dog into your virtual world. Your health and comfort come first, and we’ve got your back. So come on over and game with us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is losing!

BlockyBanter

BlockyBanter, breaking the ice, building relationships, communication skills, communication strategies, conversation starters, Conversation Tips, engaging with others, getting to know someone, icebreakers, improving social skills, initiating conversations, making connections, making new friends, Opening Up, overcoming shyness, small talk, social interactions, socializing, starting a dialogue, Talking to strangers

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of awkwardly standing around in silence when you see that one player on the server who you never really talk to? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Awkward Icebreaker” feature that automatically generates hilarious conversation starters for you! From asking about their favorite type of block to discussing the latest creeper gossip, you’ll never run out of things to say to that player you’ve been avoiding. Join now and watch those awkward silences turn into epic banter sessions!

Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs

Army, Asia, blocks, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, Fight, international relations, ISLAMIST MILITANTS, Killed, laughs, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraftistan, News, Pakistan, Political unrest, security forces, soldiers, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight islamist militants like a boss! we have 6 soldiers ready to take them down but we need ur help! join now and show those baddies who’s boss in the virtual world! plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for u! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies

1800’s, 90s, Grannies, Kids

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DAB ON U WHEN THEY KILL U.

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT ACTUALLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND MEET SOMEONE BORN IN THE 1800S? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. WE GOT A TIME MACHINE BUILT RIGHT INTO THE SPAWN POINT.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CANDY. YEAH, CANDY. U CAN MINE IT AND EAT IT AND IT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS.

SO, IF U WANNA HAVE A WILD AND WACKY TIME IN MINECRAFT, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW. WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A UNICORN RIDING A PIG. YEEHAW! 🦄🐷🎉

TopiaCube – Anarchy and RPG server Minecraft

1.12, 1.16, 1.21, Address, Anarchy, bedrock, Chat, Clans, Discord, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, freedom, Grief, laptop, Minecraft, PC, Pirate, PORT, Private, Project, PvE, PvP, Quests, RPG, Russian, Server, Survival, Telegram, TopiaCube, Vanilla, Version, Website, Without Launcher

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Greetings, Minecrafter

Welcome to TopiaCube – a unique Minecraft server that combines Anarchy and RPG/MSO modes!

Are you looking for a Great Minecraft Server with Anarchy or a unique RPG mode?

Don’t Miss All the ⚔️ Anarchic Mess ⚔️

Create, destroy and survive in a world of complete freedom.

How to log into the server:

From PC/laptop:

Name: TopiaCube (or any other)

Address: mr.topiacube.org

From phones/tablets (bedrock):

Address: be.topiacube.org

Port: 19132

Minecraft Version:

Anarchy: 1.16 – 1.21.x

RPG: 1.12 – 1.21.x

✅ Telegram channel: https://t.me/topiacube

✅ Chat: https://t.me/topiacube_chat

✅ Project website: https://topiacube.org/

✅ Our discord: https://discord.gg/topiacube

mr.topiacube.org

The Confusing SMP server: Vanilla… semi? Oh look! Version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, admins, Adventure, armor, Confusing, convolutions, distractions, Experience, Journey, Land claiming, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, player, Plugins, rules, Semi, Server, smp, spirit, Survival, Vanilla, Version, world, world border

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Votes:	5492
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Overview:

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity and is powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance. Explore a vast and unexplored world with no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Simple SMP has been running for over eight years and remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any strict rules on the server?	No, we believe in giving players the freedom to play the game how they want without unnecessary restrictions.
How long has Simple SMP been running?	The server has been active for over eight years, making it one of the longest-standing Minecraft servers.
Is there a world border in Simple SMP?	No, there is no world border, allowing players to explore an endless world.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP without any pay-to-win mechanics.

Block Brawl – Minecraft Server

Balance patch, BLOCK, brawl, capcom, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, Fightcade, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, gameplay, Glossary, Guide trailer, High level replays, Minecraft, pro tour, S2 Balance Patch, Server, street fighter, Street Fighter 6 Frame Data, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry, Terry teaser, Year 2 Character Reveal Trailer

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	295	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	256
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot. Or how about a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe, rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat and monocle, or the Zombie Villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!