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Blockhead Blunders

Blockhead, Blunders, childhood innocence, childhood naivety, comical beliefs, dumb thoughts, embarrassing beliefs, facepalm moments, foolish notions, funny misconceptions, funny realizations, hindsight humor, hindsight is 20/20, hindsight laughs, laugh at myself, laughable misconceptions, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, ridiculous thoughts, silly beliefs, silly ideas, stupid beliefs

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where gravity actually exists? Well, on our Minecraft server, gravity is just a suggestion! Join us and experience the thrill of building upside down skyscrapers and riding pigs through the sky like a majestic flying carpet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their chicken dance challenge.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Dance the night away with zombie pigmen and blaze rods, but be careful not to get too close to the lava dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Fabelized

Creative, Hub Network, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	69	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Farms Harvested:	718

FABELIZED NETWORK

LOOKING FOR BETA TESTERS MORE INFO IN OUR DISCORD SERVER

join.fabelized.net

OpenSkies

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

We are a Minecraft Community that has been active for over 2 years! We have played many packs along with our own pack created by the Staff Team. We are currently running Crackpack 3.0 found on the Twitch Launcher

We boast a friendly staff team, a friendly community discord, and simple way to play along with a NO GRIEF server, we are simply here to play and have fun with our communities! Come and join us!

http://bit.ly/OpenSkiesDiscord

OpenSkiesMC.us

Historicmc

Classic Prison, Prison, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Discord: https://discord.com/historicmc

⚙️ Server Overview:

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This server network is completely classic and provides an old school feel to your favorite gamemodes while remaining non op.

This server is completely anti-p2w which means we provide our donators with NO advantages or special features that would let them get ahead.

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IP: HistoricMC.com

Version: 1.19.4 – 1.20

💡 Gameplay Highlights:

🎮 Fair gameplay – Our server allows gives all players a fair chance to succeed

👥 Friendly & Active Community – Forge new friendships and epic collaborations

🔧 Anti-Cheat – Don’t worry about hackers while playing on the server

🛠️ Dedicated 24/7 Support – Our team ensures your smooth gameplay

HistoricMC.com

Proximatic V7

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Farms Harvested:	579	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8

http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers/pc-servers/2774603-proximatic-v7-celebrating-6-years-new-map-24-7

proximatic.ddns.net

RiddleCraft

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	5622	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

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167.114.216.96

Fabelized mc

Beta, Bungeecord, Creative, free, Friendly staff, Pve Survival, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	252	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

NOW LOOKING FOR BETA TESTERS LOOK DISCORD FOR INFO

play.fabelized.net

Great Mines Think Alike

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8

GreatMines is a PVP/Factions server. We have an established community of regulars and active moderators and are always looking to grow. Invite your friends and help us make this an experience people won’t wanna miss out on!

~Follow the rules or be banned~

Respect staff and other members No spam or excessive use of caps No staff hunters No hacks No racist, sexist, or derogatory remarks

104.217.255.114:25582

DemonCraft

Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Welcome to DemonCraft! This server is survival and lots of ranks needed; Builder Needed! Moderator Needed! Admin Needed, and Donations needed! We need help otherwise the Server Will Be shut Down!!!

192.99.142.206

New-heights.eu

Auction, Citybuild, Economy, free to play, Jobs, Minigames, OneBlock

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

(Rein Java)

Our network offers a variety of game modes for an unforgettable gaming experience. On the OneBlock server you can experience the latest game version and be enchanted by our custom generators. Our Custom Enchants offer excitement, and in the shop you will find everything you need to improve your skills. Earn in-game ranks for exclusive vote rewards or unlock /Fly with in-game currency or as a vote reward.

The CityBuild server offers plot and farming worlds in Overworld, Nether and End. Our compact GUI improves your gaming experience without the hassle of typing commands. Perks, jobs and the improved Ender Chest expand your options, and the clan system enables shared adventures. Expand plots and homes with in-game money and collect exclusive voting rewards.

The new Survival Server is a challenge for survivalists with building and farming worlds. Individually created food and plants make survival more interesting, but stronger monsters lurk in the farm worlds. Only the strongest and smartest will survive.

The ToxicIsland server offers a challenging survival world with dangers. The improved sleep system and a chat system for communication across the network are present.

Various game modes await you on the Minigames server, from Paintball to TNT Run, for fun with other players.

Follow every progress on our website new-heights.eu via the roadmap. An organized wiki is available for questions and problems.

Experience an unforgettable gaming experience on our network – we look forward to welcoming you to our servers!

mc.new-heights.eu

LegendManyo

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	238	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ores Mined:	4748	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Welcome ~~

mc.aliacraft.net