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ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Towns Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

#TimesUp, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, banter, blocky, consent, criminal justice, education, healing, Justice, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, Prevention, rape, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivor, Trauma, Victim, violence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

TwinlessInMinecraft

Apology, Argument, Australia, Boundaries, Communication, Condolences, EMIGRATION, emotional resilience., family, financial fraud, internal mix up, reconciliation, relationship, sibling, stress, student loan, Support, terminal cancer, twin, TwinlessInMinecraft, uk

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

MineTunez: The Undiscovered Hit

10/10 song, hidden classics, hidden gems, hidden hits, hidden masterpieces, hidden music, Hidden Tracks, hidden treasures, Hit, lesser known artists, MineTunez, music discovery, music recommendations, musical gems, musical treasures, obscure songs, overlooked songs, rare finds, underground music, underrated music, undiscovered, undiscovered gems, undiscovered songs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle with your friends by your side? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to summon a pet dragon to ride into battle. But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded Chicken Jockeys, half chicken, half skeleton warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

But fear not, for on our server, you will also discover the hidden gem of a song that will not only boost your mining speed by 200%, but also make creepers dance to your tune. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Elven Birthrate Crisis

birth rate, birthrate, concern, Crisis, cultural impact, Demographic, Elven, Elves, elves in literature, FANTASY, fertility, fictional universe, high fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, long-lived races, Lotr, middle earth, Peace, Population, Reproduction, societal issues, Tolkien, world-building

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ores Mined:	7450
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Emeralds Found:	4217

u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

Robo Doc Finger Fun

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

come join our minecraft server where we have human-like robot fingers that can take your pulse and feel around for lumps under your skin. need a doctor in the game? we got you covered with our futuristic technology! plus, these fingers can even go into dark, warm places for diagnostic purposes. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and medical? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

WreckMC

armor, classic, Community, CONTENT, Custom, Economy, Experience, Fun, Game, gamemode, Items, love, MCMMO, Minecraft, new, Old, Players, Prison, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Tools, Upcoming, Vanilla, vision, WreckMC

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

WreckMC is a new upcoming Minecraft Server, being focused on the Classic Prison gamemode old Minecraft players know and love. Our vision has brought back the feel of the gamemode, along with much more content (including custom items, tools, armor, and more!).

play.wreckmc.com

Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Minecraft WW1 Themed PVP Server

Server Overview:

A WW1 themed Minecraft PVP server where players make their own defenses and strategize to break the stalemate using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines. Choose a country to fight for from the Entente or Central Powers, and battle on different fronts.

Links:

Discord Server

Trailer on YouTube

Images:

The Western Front (With Defenses)

The Central Powers

The Triple Entente

The Eastern Front

The Gallipoli Campaign

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord Server link provided above and following the instructions.
Can I choose any country to fight for?	Yes, you can choose from the available countries of the Entente or Central Powers.
What kind of defenses can I create?	Players can create defenses using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines.
Are there different fronts to battle on?	Yes, there are three different fronts: The Western Front, The Eastern Front, and Gallipoli.

Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

attraction, bad boy, beauty, creeper, DATING, Decision making, dick size, double standards, Femininity, Gender Roles, gentle guy, height, long-term relationships, Masculinity, Minecraft, nice guy, physical attributes, Preferences, relationships, Server, sexual preferences, societal norms, Stereotypes, steve

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

Anime, Anthropomorphic, catgirls, Cool, COSPLAY, cute, Fandom, FANTASY, Feline, fictional characters, girls with cat ears, Japanese culture, Kawaii, long tail tag, Manga, meow, Minecraft, nekomimi, Otaku, purr, Roleplay, smp, Tail, Whiskers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?

DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5406	Gods Slained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!