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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9698 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 4189 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 95 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
We’ve got diamond pickaxes that turn into magical wands, creepers that breakdance instead of explode, and villagers that sell you enchanted cheeseburgers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – that dude is actually a secret agent working for the llamas.
So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than a pack of rabid squirrels on caffeine.