comic parody – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

TankyCraft – Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, brotherly love, Character development, cool big brother, determination, disabled protagonist, extreme violence, family bond, imouto, loyalty, Manga, Minecraft, Protect, Revenge, sacrifice, Server, sibling love, strength, Tank Chair, TankyCraft, Volume 2, wheelchair, working legs

Join our Minecraft server if you want to witness the epic saga of a big brother who defends his little sister without even needing his legs! Watch as he uses his arms to build towering fortresses and wield his sword with unmatched skill and precision. But beware, this big brother is not to be messed with – he will protect his imouto with extreme violence, taking down any enemy that dares to threaten her safety. So come join our server and witness the most epic sibling rivalry in Minecraft history!

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VeggieVexedNoRebuildMeat

Anemia, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, dietary restrictions, fainting, family, food preferences, health concerns, home renovation, Hunger, labor intensive, light headed, Meals, meat, protein, protein deficiency, Remodeling, Siblings, vegan, VeggieVexedNoRebuildMeat

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise to provide you with all the protein-packed meals you need to keep you energized and ready to take on any building project!

Join us and never worry about fainting from lack of meat in your diet again. Our server is filled with delicious virtual meals that will keep you feeling strong and focused as you build and explore.

Plus, if you ever feel light-headed, just let us know and we’ll whip up a special meal just for you. We take care of our players like family, because we know that a well-fed player is a happy player.

So come join us on our server and enjoy the best virtual meals you’ve ever had. Who knew that Minecraft could be so delicious and nutritious?

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CrackedCraft Minecraft Server

clumsy moments, cracked phone, cracked phone screen, cracked screen, CrackedCraft, dumb accidents, Minecraft, phone accidents, phone damage, phone mishaps, phone repair, phone screen, phone screen crack, phone screen damage, phone screen insurance, phone screen protection, phone screen protector, phone screen repair, phone screen replacement, phone screen shatter, screen cracks, Server

Have you ever cracked your phone screen by accidentally dropping it in a pit of lava while playing Minecraft? Well, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to do just that! Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget you’re even holding a phone in the first place. Plus, we have a special “Diamond Pickaxe of Destruction” that will make your screen crack just by looking at it. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous ways to crack your phone screen, all in the name of Minecraft fun!

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BlockBusterChallenge

achievement, BlockBusterChallenge, conquering fears, determination, empowerment, facing challenges, inner strength, life lessons, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, personal triumph, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-confidence, success

Do you want to test your skills and prove your worth in the ultimate Minecraft battle arena? Join our server and face challenges so tough, even Herobrine would be sweating!

We’ve got a secret level where you have to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this epic showdown.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can do the Macarena while fighting. Can you impress this majestic beast with your dance moves and win its favor?

Join us now and show the world what you’re made of! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the Not-So-Lost City of Diamonds!

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FitCraft: Move & Mine

active waiting, Boredom, exercise bikes, exercise equipment, FitCraft, FITNESS, health, Healthcare, long waits, Move, movement, patient comfort, patient experience, patient satisfaction, physical activity, stress relief, Treadmills, waiting area, waiting room amenities, waiting rooms, waiting time, wellness

So, like, you ever been waiting in a Minecraft server lobby, just standing there like a potato? Well, not on this server, my friend! We got treadmills and exercise bikes in our waiting room! You can run and bike around while you wait for the game to start! It’s like a gym and a Minecraft server all in one! Plus, rumor has it that if you pedal fast enough, you’ll unlock secret levels and find hidden treasure! So come join us and get your workout on while you game!

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AmazonCraft: Deforestation-Free Zone

#sustainability, amazon rainforest, AmazonCraft, Biodiversity, Brazilian Legal Amazon, conservation efforts, conservation impact, conservation strategies, conservation success, Deforestation, DeforestationFree, ecological impact, environmental conservation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Forest preservation, Initiatives, land management, Land Protection, land use planning, policies, Sustainable development, Zone

come join our epic minecraft server where we protect land like superheroes protect their secret identities! we reduced deforestation by a whopping 83% in just 10 years, that’s like, super impressive dude. join us and be a part of the land protection squad, fighting off evil deforesters and saving the amazon like a boss. together, we can achieve ambitious goals and make the world a greener, happier place. plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow your mind. so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a hero for the planet!

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SketchPadSMP: Where chaos and creativity collide…just try not to grief too much!

Adventure, atmosphere, Battles, challenge, Chaos, collide…just, Combat, Community, convenience, creativity, Discord, Explore, Forge, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Raids, Semi Vanilla, Server, SketchPadSMP, Stable, Survival

SKETCHPAD SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Explore the perfect blend of vanilla survival and anarchic freedom at SKETCHPAD SMP. Our server offers essential plugins like /home and /tpa for convenience, alongside the thrill of raids and unrestricted creativity, as long as it keeps our server stable.

Features:

Feature	Description
Semi-Vanilla with Essentials	Enjoy vanilla Minecraft with added convenience using /home and /tpa commands.
Semi-Anarchy Atmosphere	Experience unrestricted gameplay with raids allowed, emphasizing creativity and fair play.
Unique Lifesteal Plugin	Engage in dynamic PvP battles with our exclusive Lifesteal plugin, adding a strategic edge to combat.

Community and Support:

Join our friendly community on Discord to connect with fellow players and stay updated with server news and events. Our small team ensures a welcoming environment where your feedback matters.

Join Us Today:

Connect to SKETCHPAD SMP and join our Discord community to start your adventure today. Experience Minecraft like never before—explore, build, raid, and thrive in a server designed for both challenge and creativity.

Ready to Explore SKETCHPAD SMP?

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/Kw7KECE5VC

IP:15.204.215.73:25666

Join Now and Forge Your Own Adventure!

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on Minecraft Java Edition.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair play and a positive community atmosphere. You can find the rules on our Discord server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We recommend playing on the server without mods to ensure compatibility and fairness among players. However, some client-side mods may be allowed; please check with the server administrators.

ChillCraft Minecraft Server

ballot stuffing, Censorship, Chillcraft, de-monetizing, de-platforming, DOXING, free and fair elections, free speech, freedom of the press, Frustrated, Hate Speech, illegals voting, leftist censorship, Minecraft, Misinformation, monopolizing, monopoly, nepotistic mass-media, no ID vote fraud, resort to violence, rigging, self-governing Republic, Server, shadow banning, tone things down, unify, wrong message

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a self-governing Republic within the game! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your own free speech zone where you can say whatever you want without fear of leftist censorship.

Freedom of the press is a must on our server, where you can create your own newspaper and expose the truth about the corrupt mass-media monopoly.

And when it comes to fair elections, we take it to the next level with intense battles of ballot stuffing and ID vote fraud. Will you be able to rig the election in your favor?

Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where unity is not the answer and monopolizing and censorship are just excuses for more fun!

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NoViolenceAllowed Minecraft Server

doing it, inciting violence, long tail, Minecraft, no place, NoViolenceAllowed, Server, tags

Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just wants to build cute little houses and tend to their virtual farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles, massive explosions, and general anarchy. We have no rules against inciting violence because let’s face it, sometimes you just need to blow stuff up for fun.

Our community is made up of fearless warriors, cunning tricksters, and master builders who are always up for a challenge. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos agent, come join us and let the madness begin!

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BoomerBash Minecraft Server

alcoholism, BoomerBash, Communication, Confrontation, gender dynamics, Grief, job loss, judgment, Loss, Minecraft, older man, personal boundaries, personal space, pub garden, quitting smoking, ranting, rude behavior, Server, smoking, social etiquette, social interactions, socializing, unwanted conversations

Are you tired of random strangers butting into your business while you’re just trying to have a good time at the pub? Join our Minecraft server where the only interruptions you’ll get are from creepers trying to blow you up!

Our server is the perfect place to vent about your day without judgment from random NPCs. Plus, we have a strict no-smoking policy for all players, so you won’t have to worry about any ghosts haunting you for lighting up a cigarette.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual pub gardens without the hassle of real-life drama. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends who won’t judge you for your vices (looking at you, old man at the pub).

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