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BabyBlockin’AITAH

AITAH, baby, BabyBlockinAITAH, Boundaries, Childbirth, Contact, decision, family, Fil, first birthday, Help, labour, Midwives, not letting sil in room, pain management, Party, relationship, Respect, sister, Support, wife giving birth

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	8553
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, birth control options, career focus, changing societal norms, child care costs, cultural expectations, delayed marriage, environmental concerns, fear of commitment, fertility concerns, financial constraints, lack of support systems, lifestyle choices, mental health issues, Minecraft, overpopulation fears, parenting responsibilities, personal fulfillment, relationship instability, reluctance to have children, Server, societal pressure, work-life balance

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.

CraftyDisasterLand

bad experience, CraftyDisasterLand, Culture Shock, Destination, DISAPPOINTING, Explore, Foreign, least enjoyable, least favorite, NEGATIVE, regret, Tourist, travel, travel horror stories, travel regrets, travel woes, Unpleasant, vacation, worst country

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Love Letters Sent:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

DeathTrapCraft

abduction, Africa, armed groups, Central Africa, Central African Republic, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, danger, DeathTrapCraft, Democratic Republic of Congo, hostages, human rights abuses, instability, Kidnappers, Kidnappings, SECURITY, south Sudan, Terrorism, triangle of death, violence

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	4464
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mines Excavated:	2246
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

CraftyColumbo

1970s, classic, Clever, Columbo, CraftyColumbo, crime, crime drama, detective, iconic, iconic character, interrogation, investigation, lawyering up, murder, Mystery, Peter Falk, plot twist, police procedural, suspects, tv show, whodunit

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!

ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

Behavior, clinical psychopaths, cognitive processes, Decision making, Deontological, deontological choices, dilemmas, direct harm, emotional responses, Ethics, high impulsivity, high-emotion scenarios, ImpulseCraft, impulsiveness, mental health, morality, optimal outcomes, personality disorders, Psychology, research, risk assessment, social psychology

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Farms Harvested:	144	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Enchantments Applied:	283
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!

Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, decorations, Development, Discord, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, International, long term, Mature, MCMMO, Pets, Players, Project, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Vanilla, wellmannered, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Towns Built:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Potions Brewed:	55
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Founded	April 14, 2023
Founder	Antimony_Sb
Features	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the primary language used in the server?

The primary language used in the server is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.

What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?

Some of the divergences from classic Vanilla gameplay include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO with new skills, GSit for sitting, custom FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more minor additions.

Is there a summer event coming up?

Yes, the summer event will start soon with great content and rewards for players.

Is there a second server being developed?

Yes, a second server named “Flare Adventures” is in development, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.

DollCraft Minecraft Server

Ancient, antique, charming, collectible, Doll, DollCraft, Elegant, FARTED, funny, German, Handmade, Minecraft, Musical, quirky, rare, Server, Stream, Toy, Traditional, Unique, vintage, Violin, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	184	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an elegant ancient German doll who plays the violin… and farts on stream! That’s right, you’ll never know when she’ll let one rip while serenading you with her beautiful music. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join us for some laughs, some music, and some unexpected toots. Don’t miss out on the fun!

NashThreads Minecraft Server

Boring, Bryan Danielson, gay black man, ignored Nash threads, Manifested, meme dead, meme growth, Minecraft, Monitoring, NashThreads, planned, raped, samefag, samefagging, Server, viral, Waste of time

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mines Excavated:	1816	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are dead, the threads are ignored, and the samefagging is off the charts! But don’t worry, because on our server, you won’t go viral, your meme growth will be non-existent, and you’ll waste all your time monitoring those boring Nash threads.

Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

1980, Assassination, beatles, Creepercraft, crime, December 8, Fans, History, iconic musician, Impact, John Lennon, Legacy, Loss, Mark David Chapman, memorial, Minecraft, Music, new york city, pop culture, Remembrance, senseless act, Server, The Dakota, tragic event

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server and relive the day John Lennon was assassinated in a whole new way! Build a giant memorial statue of the Beatles legend, or reenact the tragic event with your friends in a hilarious role-playing scenario. Who knew grief could be so fun in block form? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience history in the most absurd way possible!