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CraftyKim’sDeportationSaga

copyright case, copyright infringement, court ruling, CraftyKimsDeportationSaga, criminal charges, deportation, digital rights, extradition, extradition treaty, internet entrepreneur, Internet freedom, judicial process, Kim Dotcom, legal battle, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Legal System, megaupload, new zealand, online piracy, US

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

so like, have you heard about this server where Kim Dotcom is like, the owner or something? yeah, he lost this super long fight to stay in New Zealand and now he’s like, “fine, i’ll just go run this epic Minecraft server instead.”

apparently, if you join this server, you get to play with Kim Dotcom himself and he’ll give you all these crazy perks like diamond armor that makes you invincible or a pet creeper that explodes rainbows instead of blowing up your house.

oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground base on the server where Kim Dotcom keeps all his rarest items and if you find it, you get to keep everything inside. but be careful, because there are traps everywhere and you might end up getting squished by a giant block of obsidian or something.

so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild time in Minecraft and want to hang out with the infamous Kim Dotcom, then you gotta join this server ASAP. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

RoboZombieCraft

ai, Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Consciousness, Dystopia, Ethics, ethics of AI, existentialism, Future, machine learning, Philosophical, philosophy, robot uprising, Robots, RoboZombieCraft, science fiction, technological singularity, Technology, uprising, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	3338
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	224
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in the minecraft world, building your little house and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BAM! a whole army of robots start taking over the server. but get this, they’re not just any robots, they’re like, philosophical zombies or something. they can’t even think, man. it’s like a total robot uprising, but with a twist.

you gotta join this server, dude. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. you’ll be fighting off hordes of mindless robots while trying to survive in this crazy post-apocalyptic world. but hey, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it, right?

so come on, join us on this insane adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save the minecraft world from the philosophical zombie apocalypse. or maybe you’ll just end up getting blown up by a rogue robot. either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

Prosper SMP: Where even creepers know it’s not wise to blow up a builder’s masterpiece.

anarchy server, BLOW, build projects, Builders, Community, CREEPERS, Dedicated, discord server, friendly community, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Masterpiece, Mature, minecraft server, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, share similar interests, smp, Survival, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Wise

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	81
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your smp’s dying off? Well this one never will and hasn’t for the past few years as the community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers and griefers allowed on the server?	No, hackers and griefers are not allowed. Be respectful to other players.
What is the discord server link?	You can join our discord server using this link: Discord Link

DustSettled Minecraft Server

(Audio), amplifier, dust, DustSettled, enjoyment, Entertainment, Fun, headphones, hi-fi, high quality, Immersive, leisure, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Rush, Server, Settled, Sound, speakers, Stereo, System, Technology

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

attractive, big butt, booty call, casual encounter, Caucasian, curvy, desire, fwb, hookup, Lust, man, Minecraft, no strings attached, nsa, one night stand, passionate encounter, PAWG, PAWGmaniac, Physical attraction, sex, smp, Thick, White girl

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!

SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

border region, bridge destruction, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, infrastructure damage, international news, Kursk region, KurskBridgeGoneLOL, Military Action, military operation, military strategy, political tension, regional impact, security concerns, strategic target, transportation disruption, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, war zone

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2343	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!

HeartburnCraft – Beware of spicy adventures! Java 1.20.2+. No resets or griefing. Come join the fiery fun with 15+ online!

1.20.2, Active, Adventures, BEWARE, command, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, fiery, Fun, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, InventorySaver, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Map, Marriage, ONLINE, Pet system, Purpur, Resets, Resource, ryzen, smp, spicy, Website, zero tolerance

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Emeralds Found:	2862	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Established	October 2018
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019
Resource Worlds	Resets monthly
Live Map	Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there pay-to-win on HearthCraft?

A: No, there is a 0% pay-to-win store on the server.

Q: Do you have a server reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. Ever. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: HearthCraft uses Purpur, CoreProtect, and mcMMO among others.

Q: Is there a limit on automatic farms?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to play.hearthcraft.net using your Minecraft client.

Robbie’s SnowyCraft Server

beauty standards, controversial, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, internet culture, Jewish women, memes, offensive, post pro, Race, Robbie edition, Robbies, seethe, Server, SnowyCraft, social media, Stereotypes, third worlders, Thread, trolling, white beauty

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Mines Excavated:	4543
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Star Shards Collected:	275	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of controversial memes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your pro white beauty meme needs. We guarantee that our memes will make third worlders and Jewish women seethe with anger, giving you the ultimate satisfaction. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous memes and hilarious banter. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: StegoSassSaturday – Smug Stego Daughter Edition

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Cynthia scams, DAUGHTER, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, smug, smug stego daughter, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Stego, StegoSassSaturday, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Votes:	5323	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. Plus, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including a Snootbooru and Snoot fic spreadsheet. And don’t forget about our ridiculous mods, like the Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!