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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

yakuza, wallet, awkward sex, Minecraft, pharmacy

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

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CozyCraft Minecraft Server

silent hill downpour, Trepang2, Xbox, video games, sonic generations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive in the blocky world!

Join us for a chance to ride on a giant flying pig while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. Build your dream castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a spaceship that can travel to different dimensions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers in tuxedos.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always watch out for exploding sheep.

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SMPChug – Comfy Crafting in Ukraine Minecraft SMP #17767

Minecraft, comfy, air defenses, Kursk, Israel

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a sheep in a suit! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and a chance to denounce the Talmud in the most outrageous way possible.

Our server is so wild that new Ukrainian recruits don’t even get basic training before jumping into combat. Watch out for AFU attacks in Kursk, RAF pushing towards Pokrovsk, and fires breaking out at the Zaporozhye Nuclear Power Plant – it’s a real party over here!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Belarusian mechanized units on alert, RU reinforcements thwarting AFU advances, and the US throwing around $125 million in military aid like it’s candy. Plus, Iran is delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia because why not?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, join us and prepare for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. Just remember, never trust a sheep in a suit – they’re probably a spy for Israel controlling the NATO Council. See you in the game!

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CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

solis, BuyingTrack, comfy, royals, Minecraft

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sex Edition! Why join? Because on our server, every block you break will make your character do a sexy dance. And every time you defeat a mob, they will drop heart-shaped items that will make you irresistible to other players.

Forget about those other servers, join us for a wild and crazy time. We have special events like the Kiss My Sister challenge, where you have to find your sister in the game and give her a big smooch. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But that’s not all, we also have exclusive content like the Epic Dungeon Angler Company, where you have to fish for rare items while fighting off hordes of monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure map that leads to a secret island filled with diamonds and gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is spread out but if you post your IGN, someone will come give you a big ol’ kiss. So come on in and let the fun begin!

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Minecraft SMP – /ldg/ – Local Diamond Gatherers

LoRAs, gatherers, vtai, registration, SwarmUI

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is like the Nether on a bad day! We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at, making gameplay so chaotic even Herobrine would be impressed.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant pixelated monsters while riding on the back of a flying pig! Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on. Plus, we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure that would make even Notch himself jealous.

But that’s not all! Our community is as lively as a village of villagers on market day. We have crazy events like building competitions where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this insane Minecraft adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – from a sudden rain of TNT to a herd of llamas wearing diamond armor. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

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Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Daily Reminder, Failure to delivery, Real-Time Trades, HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence, DD Compilation

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

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MinedHype: Where griefers go to cry, stats don’t matter, and the shopping district is always out of stock. 1.21 is so last update!

cry, Whitelist, border, matter, Overworld

Minecraft Server Overview

Connect to Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server hosted by	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

About the Server

A friendly long-term public survival server that has been around for over 5 years with over 16,100+ unique players ever joined. The server is mostly vanilla, with grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, and no economy plugin. It supports Bedrock & Java Cross-Play and features a long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled. The worlds will never be reset, and players are spread out randomly with the help of teleport commands. Grief is allowed in unclaimed areas.

Useful Links

Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server is not pay-to-win. There are no pay-to-win features or plugins.
Can I grief other players?	Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed by players.
Are there any world resets?	No, the Overworld and Nether worlds will never be reset.
How do I teleport to the shopping district?	Use the command /tpshop to teleport to the shopping district.

HorrorMovieNight Minecraft Server

Entertainment, HorrorMovieNight, scream, bad horror movies, Chill

Are you tired of watching bad horror movies alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate horror movie experience in-game! Our haunted mansions are filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and hidden secrets waiting to be discovered. Who needs popcorn when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in our spooky world? Join now and see if you can survive the night…if you dare!

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CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Pink Fox, Moonbeam, ign, Royals 11th Birthday, 2kowai

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Moonbeam? Well, look no further because we’ve got the pink fox you’ve been searching for! Join our server where the notes get leaked faster than a broken faucet and the literacy check is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re back in school.

Forget about playing on official servers where everyone is spread out like a game of hide and seek. Join the Shade Boycott and demand the liver loli back! SCANIA, KRONOS, HYPERION, AURORA – we’ve got zones for everyone, even the ones hiding their methstone lab (we won’t tell, we promise).

And don’t even get us started on our private servers – we’re celebrating Royals’s 11th birthday with cake and the maple treasure set! It’s like a party that never ends. So what are you waiting for? Join us and track down where Moonbeam went, because let’s be real, we all miss that pink fox girl. Let’s make Minecraft fun again!

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StableCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Ultimate, Openpose editor extension, catbox, Stable Diffusion General, Train LORAs

Welcome to Nova Edition, the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our models are out of this world! From EasyFluff to AutismMix SDXL, you’ll never run out of crazy characters to play with.

2. Ever wanted to control the net in Minecraft? Well, now you can with our ControlNet feature. Take over the digital world like a true boss!

3. Need to strike a pose? Our online pose editor will have you looking fabulous in no time. Show off your best angles to all your Minecraft friends.

4. Want to train LORAs and become a master of the AI world? We’ve got guides and resources to help you become the ultimate LORA trainer.

5. And let’s not forget about Stable Diffusion – optimize it, forge it, make it comfy. The possibilities are endless on Nova Edition!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Nova Edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Akashic Records of SD. See you in the digital realm, adventurer!

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